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Saltburn (2023)
Don't get "Saltburned"
This movie is so bad that "Saltburn" will become a verb meaning to rip-off, to fail, to mis-lead, to foul, to sully, to insult with pretentiousness, to burn. As in, "That movie was excruciatingly bad - I was totally Saltburned." This movie may be one of the greatest disappointments in the history of cinema. It starts out OK but steadily and inexorably devolves into a grotesque mess. Set in Oxford University, an awkward and shy student, arrives for his first year. Instead of making real friends he leeches onto one of the most popular students. His adoration for his new "friend" takes us on a depressing ride into depravity and evil. I see no redeeming qualities. Hollywood, as we once knew it, is gone.
Ray Romano: Right Here, Around the Corner (2019)
Minus the raunch it's a nine
I always like Ray Romano's easy going observational comedy. Very funny stuff. Maybe it's just me but it seems in those parts he went raunchy he just lost me. Some comedians think that if they go raunch the shock value or something adds to their schtick but I'm not getting it. Not meaning to tell him his business because he knows what he wants to do, and I really like his comedy, but would have been a solid 9 for me if he'd left the raunch out.
And once more for the character count, always like Ray Romano's easy going observational comedy. Very funny stuff. Maybe it's just me but it seems in those parts he went raunchy he just lost me. Some comedians think that if they go raunch the shock value or something adds to their schtick but I'm not getting it. Not meaning to tell him his business because he knows what he wants to do, and I really like his comedy, but would have been a solid 9 for me if he'd left the raunch out.
Ozark (2017)
Horrible Dreck
I thought this might be intetesting after a single episode, but there were already a couple of minor symptoms of problems to come. OMG did it disintegrate into a Hollywierd abomination. PC run amok. Within a couple of episodes it had shown its true colors but I somehow held on for 3 more episodes. Don't waste your time!
Booksmart (2019)
...Horrible. Avoid.
Boring, vile and disgusting. It shows that bots or employees can in fact cast enough votes to totally mislead. I request a refund now.
The Good Liar (2019)
Movie sunk by implausibly ridiculous plot twist
Some decent acting from some great actors is not enough to save this disappointment from a predictable plot and the last half hour implausibly convoluted "twist" that just made it not worth watching.
Bird Box (2018)
Overhyped boring nonsense
This is the kind of trash that the Netflix bots hype up. It's also one of the many reasons along with "I_land" etc etc etc that I cancelled my Netflix.
Midsommar (2019)
the reviews are written by shills; the movie is horrible
This movies was a total disappointment. A rating of 7 is a total joke. The writer must have been on a very bad drug trip. The story is not suspenseful or interesting. A huge bore coupled with gratuitous violence and gore.
Us (2019)
Rip-off of $16; over-hyped
We went to see this based on 7.5 IMdB rating. What a disappointment! Less than mediocre. Don't be mislead by the bots giving this high ratings.