Reviews

Winslet and Elba are fantastic, the plane crash looks spectacular, the scenery is insane and the two characters and the dog's continued fight for survival against the elements.

Except at the midway point, Elba and Winslet become locked on what I can only assume is the most unhygienic sexual tryst since the Middle Ages.

At this point the movie turns into a love story, which is the territory of cliche. Shoulda stuck with the survival angle, the love story wasn't terrible, but I'd prefer to watch it and be happy for the characters finding love, instead of wondering with a degree of disgust exactly how bad they both stink.

Kevin James is reliable, in fact the entire cast was inoffensive to me.

Sadly the ending of the movie is straight garbage.

So they have a shot at beating the bad guys team, and in a moment of emotional clarity Kevin James realises he hasn't put the runt kid on the field once the d tire season, and to put him in for the final play.

Spoiler, runt kids screws the pooch and misses but they all celebrate and carry him off the field like he's a hero for being the worst player ever and validating why he was bench warming the entire season, but everyone is happy they lost because they had to learn a valuable lesson which is never really explained if elaborated on, like being losers is admirable especially if you self sabotage your team and they're stupid enough to act like it's a heroic achievement.

Tim Blake Wilson is incredible, and Stephen Doriff does a great villainous job

Wilson's uncanny physical transformation and the only known photograph of his real identity is uncanny.

The final act is outstanding.

The stunts and the scenery are impressive, and that's it

Vin grumbles and mumbles

Tyrese, Ludacris and the Ramsey chick get way too much screen time trying to be comedic but only achieving a lame distraction from the barely existent plot

The Asian dude that Jason Stathem killed in one of the other movies is back from the dead, the producers are resurrecting everyone except Paul Walker st this stage

The first Fast and Furious was fantastic. They were street racers that competed in the inner city realm. They've evolved into supreme tactical spies that lob up in foreign cities driving the most conspicuous vehicles and running sophisticated counter intelligence operations.

Just stop

This has become Lame and the Lamest.