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Totally Blonde (2001)
WOW Krista Allen + Blonde = Twice as Sexy
Krista Allen and her smoking Hot Bod, Funnyman Colin Mockery's brilliant adlib'n and Michael Buble's Great voice all aid in making this light hearted, good hearted PG-13 Sexy comedy work. Blondes do have more fun, they are lusted after more (in the USA) and they get laid more. This film explores all that and a bag of BB-q chips. Of course if all you want to do is see Krista Allen is sexy outfits (inc a thong) than you MUST rent this film. IF you want to hear great ORIGINAL songs sung by M. Buble that you MUST rent this film. and of course if you want to see Krista Allen is sexy outfits (inc a thong) than you MUST rent this film. (did I mention that already??) Wow SHE IS HOT AND FUNNY, the kind of girl you take home and laugh you ass off as she lets you slap hers!! 8 out of 10 I LOVE KRISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sahara (2005)
Worse Movie Of The Year
Incredible Photography, terrible acting, sh#@ stained script, no sense of Direction by Micheal (DISNEY) Eisner's son. If you think you've seen bad cinema, you have not seen Sahara. This huge piece of Crap stole my money, but could not steel my time. I had to walk out when the toxic spill took place in the broken canisters. Penope Cruz can not act and does not look hot, MM grins his whole way through scenes. LAME!
Really Really Really BAD! Go Watch Leaonard Part 6 Instead.
THIS FILM SUCKS!! Steve Zanh could not even salvage his scenes and he is hilarious!!! BAD BAH BAH BAH BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sucks Ass!!
I once believed in film, now I don't. No value at all -09.3 out of 10.
Hitters (2002)
DAVI RULES
Wow, what can I say about a cool MOB movie that finally allows Robert Davi to play the good guy (with a naughty past of course) If I were Carol Art, I'd of left Costa for Robert and let him give me foot massages all day. All of the actors were great, even Joey DePinto (who normally can't act his way out of a Wet paper bag-- see his horrible performance as a Cop in Throw Mama From The Train) pulls off a few great one liners. Though he can't seem to look in the same direction as his co-stars. His eyeline sucks!!!!!!! OH, I love how the extras were top billed in the end credits, think any of the producers had them on the couch? 3.14 out of 10