Reviews

you will absolutely love this film. it should have been nominated for an Oscar. Ben stiller and Vince Vaughn are so hilarious in this its not even funny. peter la Fleur (Vaughn) owns Average Joe's gym and has a ton of friends there, including Gordon, Owen, and Justin and many others. He then finds his world in danger when a sexy tax person comes and says he hasn't paid any attention to any of the files or turned them in and they're overdue and he needs to pay a fee. But he doesn't have a lot of money. Then Gordon suggests they enter a Dodgeball Tournament because the winner gets big bucks. It is worth a try. I watched it and laughed harder than Ithought I would. My friend laughed so hard he cried. It is a very funny movie and I rented it. But you won't have to rent it, because I know boom right off the bat you'll want to own it and watch it over and over again.

I have read Cirque Du Freak books 1-4 (Vampire's Assistant, Tunnels of Blood, and Vampire Mountain). I love them all, and am reading Trials of Death right now. I absolutely loved this flick but i think they changed too much stuff, like Rebecca wasn't even in the books. Darren's parents never figured out he lived. He didn't even see Steve again until years later. Evra wasn't a musician. And I knew Steve was supposed to become a vampaneze but I didn't know for sure, and he did in this film so now i know! The only thing new I liked was that at the end when Mr. Crepsley killed Murlaugh (that was stupid too why didn't they just keep it Murlough? it sounds better murlough anyway), Mr. Tall turned him into a little person. And the relationship between Madame Truska and Mr. Crepsley was new too. Sam Grest killed by the wolfman in the sequence in the novel of Vampire's Assistant where Darren had to drink human blood for the first time and had a hard time because he really didn't want to, they totally changed that! He didn't even care about drinking human blood and did it to some guy he didn't even know. They rapped Part 2 of the film up in five minutes, yet it was over 100 pages in the book. They announced they're making a sequel for Trials of Death in 2011. But the acting was good they could've left more stuff as it was, you know? I hate it when they do that to movies. All in all a really good movie. Nothing sexual, no frightening scenes, except for maybe when the vampaneze enter the cirque Du freak and when Steve kills Mr. Curbey. The other dumb thing is the action scenes where they fought looked really stupid. They also changed it from a horror movie to an action movie. No horror at all. The books are way more bloody and graphic, with carcasses and abdomens and blood in everything else disturbing about horror. They made too many funny parts almost like it was a comedy, a movie made for laughs. It would've been PG if its wasn't for the language like they say "sh*t" and "a*s" a lot in it. But all in all a really good movie. I know it sounds terrible since they changed so much stuff, but its really good.

Rick Riker is a geeky kid, a pervert, and an orphan, basically. He lives with his Aunt Lucille and Uncle Albert. The main film is a parody of Spiderman from 2002, with references to Batman Begins (2005) and Fantastic Four (2005) and Xmen (2006). SPOILER Rick gets bitten by a dragonfly on a class field trip after being sexually attacked by a ton of animals. He then becomes a superhero, sort of. SPOILER There was a lot of profanity in this movie, like plenty of sh*ts, and a loud use of the f bomb towards the end. SPOILER Aunt Lucille died, and Uncle Albert died and came back to life. Kind of a movie, not for kids under the age of eleven or twelve. There is no nudity. But their is a lot of cussing. Really funny film, better than all the other parody films I've seen.

The movie starts with four orphans named Lucy, Edward, Susan, and Peter finding gold tickets to Willy wonka's chocolate factory. During these intros of the characters they parody The Da Vinci Code, Nacho Libre, Snakes on a Plane and Xmen. When Willy Wonka turns child molester like, they go into the wardrobe. SPOILER SPOILER Mr. Tumnus sends the kids off to Hogwarts and they train with Harry Potter, killing Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, and Rubeus Hagrid in the process. I would have personally liked to see a parody of Draco Malfoy. That would have been hilarious. SPOILER The kids realize the White B*tch got killed by Jack Swallows and they find the wardrobe and return. They meet SPOILERBorat, and ended up dying. Pretty good film, except for the end.