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Decoded (2010)
An OK episode of something that should be interesting.
The show itself is pretty much like a watered down "national treasure" but with more facts, opinions, and boredom. A team of people that yet unbiased, have no idea of what has happened with anything in history walk around asking questions about things that are somewhat interesting but are also borderline unimportant. They should be investigating more to date and extremely important mysteries and conspiracies and be a lot more knowledgeable also. Anyway the statue of liberty episode gives a couple interesting facts. It then touches a small amount of the story around who built it and what secrets lie within it. The problem is they only have an hour and 20 minutes of commercials to do that. The problem I had with this particular episode is that they seem to judge people by the way they look, they hear no evidence against suggest the illuminati exists and take that as enough proof to say they don't, and when looking for Luciferian symbols they seem to completely ignore inverted stars yet film them over and over.
Now I am really interested in the illuminati and the Freemasons and there is more than enough evidence out there to suggest that this stuff is real and that is clearly enough information to go on to at least investigate it rather than spend half a show debunking the statue of liberty-Lucifer connection which is what they should have never been wasting time on in the first place. Why don't they follow the symbols, the money trails, talk with the people that have been involved with the illuminati, Freemasons and so on. If they want a credible source, they should seek Jordan Maxwell, his life revolves around this and also research svali, the shock doctrine, mk ultra, bilderberg. Really look into skull and bones and celebrity satanism. Look at photo's of celebrities now, you see them covering up one eye, wearing checkered clothing, goat heads (baphomet), 666 hand signals. It's all over lady gaga, kanye, jay z, beyonce. Check out vigilantcitizen.com to get started. This show is seeming more like a misinfo campaign than an actual investigating team. The corner stone can't be found because it's buried at the bottom of the capitol, no crap, what are you doing to dig for it? No, sure it's probably there, that show was a complete waste. And I'm sure those Freemasons were being completely honest with you, lol.
Dead Calm (1989)
This is one of the best movies ever made!
It deserves an 8 or 9 for sure. It's almost perfect and completely awesomely done. It is such a smart and artistic movie that it should be in it's own category along with films like Walkabout and Brazil. I love it because it shows how such a beautiful and desolate environment can easily turn into your worst nightmare. I love the detail, the fish in the water next to him when he's breathing through an old hose. The desperation is there in their faces. I love how knowledgeable the characters are and how they just keep fighting with pure determination and wit. It is a smart film unlike the stuff made today. Even though Kidman is only around 22 years old it doesn't really show, she's perfect. The end scene is unbelievable and that's how thriller/horror films should end. People might not be on par with me because maybe it's not as straight forward as something like a killer with a hook for a hand slashing teenagers. But the sound, the music, and the acting really captures you. They don't make films like this any more!
Ben-Hur (1959)
This is possibly the best movie ever made.
The only thing I like better that comes to mind right now is Lonesome Dove, but that was a miniseries.
This film has it all, it is epic, beautiful, and full of hope. The chariot race is mind blowing and maybe the most remarkable scene ever created. It has a great message whether your religious or not. It is a long film but you never feel it's length. It is captivating the entire time.
I never give 10's but this movie is a 10.
They don't make them like this anymore.
They should show this film in schools around the world. It is really a jewel. Cinema at it's best.
Sorority Row (2009)
Possibly the worst Horror film ever made.
It starts off with steady clichés in the background as if to make fun of itself. Every seen is blatantly obvious, the nude scenes are cheesy.
Let me just give you an example of a bad scene:
A college girl is taking a shower, she turns the water off and hears her friends talking. They leave and all the showers turn on. Now this isn't unusual is it, since they are college students and well they take showers. But for some reason she gets out of the shower scared out of her mind and says hello. "Hello is anybody there, maybe a guy with a hook and trench coat waiting to kill me?" Hello? Anyway yeah the guy from I know what you did last summer is there and well the film is full of this. This is the worst horror flick next to house of the dead.
For me, movies are no longer scary. They trick the audiences into watching gruesome murder scenes to somehow get us use to killing. It is a bad influence on children and it needs to stop.
There are no more scary movies like Poltergeist, just blood soaked gore, murder on film.
Disaster Movie (2008)
The worst film of all time!
This is undoubtedly the worst film of all time.
I swear to you it was created by some type of organization to see how tolerable or dumb the human race actually become.
If you can sit through this entire film than there is something very wrong with you.
It is full of improve skits, that use fart jokes that aren't even funny. Spoof films are great sometimes but this isn't a spoof it is just a way to get money. It is a slap in the face of the customer.
I liked Not another Teen Movie, I liked the Scary Movie films, but this is NOT one of them.
Please I warn you this is not part of the Scary Movie franchise.
If you wanna see something funny, watch Supertroopers.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
How can these films keep getting made?
I liked "Silver Bullet" I liked "The Lost Boys" but not this This film is kind of like an 8th grader saw these two films and thought, "ok I will make a movie similar to these and have two hot leading actresses in it".
Megan Fox is hot but she is no Marilyn Monroe. She can't act too well either but that's not the problem with this film.
It's another vampire type movie almost like the Howling at times but without the awesome visuals and werewolves.
I could list many things wrong with this film but I would be here all day. OK heres a few: -Attack scenes are cut while goofy sex scenes are left in. -The film feels like it ends at the 40 minute mark. -The lead singer wipes a bloody knife off on his jacket before he throws it away. -It focuses more on sex than it does on satanic ritual induced state. -It is jam packed with horrible goofy one-liners. -There are a lot of directorial mistakes and a lot of just plain Ole boring vampire neck bites and screams. -Teens don't go after 30 year old bar singers, they think they're creepy , trust me. -And it should be illegal for a supposed teenager to reveal that she has anal sex, unless it's Cybil.
This film just puts everything bad about teenage horror flicks into one movie. Please stop with sex scenes while someone is being brutally murdered, please, it's sick.
If you wanna see a good scary movie, turn back to the 70's and 80's. They did it correctly. And stop watching crappy remakes!