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Gladiator (2000)
Research? For A Movie? You're kidding????
This has got to be the most historically inaccurate movie ever made. That is why it fails in my book. Yes, the environment is very realistic but if your going to do a movie about the Roman Empire and Gladiators then do it right.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10 STARS (10 BEING BEST)
I GIVE "GLADIATOR"
- 10 STARS (-**********)
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ SIDE)
1) REALISTIC ENVIRONMENT (Using C.G.I. to repair the Coloseum was brilliant)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- SIDE)
1) CONCEPT OF SLAVERY (No slave has ever won his or her freedom)
2) OVERLY BRAVE EMPEROR (No way did any Emperor die while fighting in a Gladiator type game. It was just a poor excuse to have Marcius kill the bad guy)
3) UNREALISTIC GLADIATOR ARMOR (I saw a show on the history channel and they showed all the types of Gladiators in Ancient Rome and there was no tiger man armor)
SPOILER WARNING (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN GLADIATOR AND STILL WANT TO THEN STOP READING)
4) BAD ENDING (After all the trouble to earn his freedom, he dies shortly afterwards)
The Erotic Ghost (2001)
Sexy Fun
A clever if no the best filmed erotic comedy. If you are in to allot of plot then you may want steer clear, but if a total lack of story and hot chicks having sex if your bag then this is your movie.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10 (10 BEING BEST)
I GIVE "EROTIC GHOST"
7 STARS (*******)
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ SIDE)
1) HOT BABES ('Nuff Said)
2) PLENTY OF SEXY LESBIAN SCENES (No men to spoil the fun)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- SIDE)
1) WEAK STORY (The script can't be more then 20 pages long)
2) FILM QUALITY (Weak film and lighting)
Tie jia wu di Ma Li Ya (1988)
Major COOL
Martial arts action with robots. It's like a live action anime from Hong Kong. Strong plot, strong story, cool robots.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10 (10 BEING BEST)
I GIVE "I LOVE MARIA"
9 1/2 STARS
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ SIDE)
1) COOL STORY (It never wavered)
2) COOL ROBOTS (Perfect designed)
3) LIKEABLE HUMAN CHARACTERS (The lead characters are very funny and likeable)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- SIDE)
1) NO DUBBED VERSION (It only has subtitles and that gets in the way of watching the story)
Gojira tai Hedora (1971)
BEST GODZILLA EVER!!!
The story of a space tadpole that feeds on pollution and grows to monstrous size even larger then Godzilla.
ON A SCALE ON 1-10 STARS (10 BEING BEST)
I GIVE "GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER"
10 (**********)
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE:
1) COOK EFFECTS (The best effects for a Godzilla monster)
2) ECHO MESSAGE (A sound echo message that doesn't beat a dead horse)
3) HUMAN CHARACTERS (The human characters are just as impressive as the giants)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE
1) SILLY CHILDISH CARTOONS (The cartoon breaks in the plot is silly, it was said it was to make sure little kids don't get scared.)
Night of the Scarecrow (1995)
A great slasher film in the lines of "FRIDAY THE 13TH"
A entertaining movie with laughs and scares and things in a scarecrow movie that had to be said, like "HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FIRE, SCARECROW". A enjoyable scare fest.
ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10 STARS (10 BEING BEST)
I GIVE "NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW"
9 STARS
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE:
1) INNOVATIVE (Strong and unique plot line that plays on the Scarecrow of the "WIZARD OF OZ" 2) GOOD EFFECTS (Realistic and scary) 3) GREAT MONSTER (Cool monster suit)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE:
10) OKAY ACTING (SOME OF THE ACTING NEEDED WORK)
Vampire Call Girls (1998)
Awful To The Ninth Power
This low budget softcore trash has very little plot and nothign but big breasted girls showing off their left and right skills. The plot, if you call it that follows one man as he tells the story of how on a business trip he encounters vampire call girls that are out to make a meal out of him.
On a scale of 1 to 10 stars (10 Being Best)
I GIVE "VAMPIRE CALL GIRLS" -10 (- **********)
ON THE PLUS SIDE
GOOD LOOKING VAMPIRE
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE
NO PLOT (90% Of the movie was the girls taking their clothes off)
BAD EFFECTS
BAD FILM AND SOUND (Like it was filmed with some guys cam corder)
The Aftermath (1982)
SUCKS LIKE A LEMON
Saying this thing sucks is an understatement. I mean using Nuclear and Biological weapons in WWIII is way over kill.
SPOILER WARNING: Both Astronaughts are killed leaving a 10 year kid alone in this violent deadly wasteland. That's why it fails!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 stars (10 Being Best) I give AFTERMATH, THE -100 STARS
On The Positive Side: Good Model Work (The Devistated Cities look real)
One The Negative Side: EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!