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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
Physically painful to watch
Honestly what are these other clowns on? 6 and 7 stars? This movie is one of if not the worst I have watched.
Terrible story line, woeful cgi, my ass could of acted scenes better and so many mistakes.
They should start paying people to watch this. If this was my movie and I had just watched the final cut, I would have slit my wrists, gouged my eyes out and then destroyed all evidence that the movie ever existed while I waited to bleed out.
I thought this movie may be so bad it would be funny, I was wrong it is just really, really bad.
I want the last hour and a half of my life back.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
eh. it's OK.
the movie on it's own would probably be a 5/10 but the fact that it explained a bit from the first movie and answered a few questions i had bumped it up to a 6.
it follows much the same formula and scare tactics. it was nice to see that both the movies tied in together. not that scary a movie, some actually ended up being funny which i'm pretty sure wasn't intended. although the formula gets old quick with the security cameras and just waiting for stuff to happen, i think these movies are good as long as the market isn't over saturated with them.
was actually surprised to see both Micah and Katie in the movie, but with the storyline it used, this worked well. although i guess this is the only place they could have gone for a new movie as they pretty much closed it with the first movie's ending.
i guess the actual topic it deals with is the scariest part and then just waiting for something to happen amped up the couple of good frights the movie had. not terrible, but not great either.
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
slow and painful
i seem to be one of the very few that hate this movie, it was slow, painful and weird. the storyline was woeful, the only thing that made it slightly bearable was adam sandler providing a solid performance in a role you wouldn't expect from him, which made it slightly interesting, but this novelty soon wears off. my opinion don't waste your money buying or renting this movie it is garbage. this is how bad the movie was, when i saw the rating it had here i felt compelled to register and sign up to IMDb to try and set the record straight and save some eyes and ears from bleeding. this has got to be the worst adam sandler movie yet. reign on me was a far superior movie to this that had sandler playing a slightly less than normal role.