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Midnight Special (2016)
Incredibly slow, dull, and boring.
Very little happens that is interesting, and it takes a very long time for very little to happen. I kept wondering "when is something interesting going to happen". Plodding and dull.
Roma (2018)
Long, slow & boring
I found this movie to be too slow moving and boring. At two hours and fifteen minutes, it is also far too long for the meager content. It just wasn't interesting, and tedious.
A Million Little Things (2018)
Schmaltz
I find melodramatic schmaltz tiresome, so I didn't like this show.
Forever and a Day: Scorpions (2015)
Shockingly DULL
For a band with such a long history, how on earth do you make a documentary about this band band that is SO DULL???
Well, for starters - it really isn't a documentary of the history of the band - it is 90% a documentary of their farewell tour. Boring interview after boring interview. I bought the Blu-ray - I will be donating it to the library.
Juno (2007)
Hip and quirky does not a good film make
This was painful to watch. As soon as Juno started speaking, I was immediately turned off. The dialogue is unbearable - the writer tries soooooooo hard to create witty and hip dialogue - but misses by a long shot. The dialogue is easily the worst part of this film - it's just so annoying and unreal, it's a complete distraction. No person alive has ever spoken like this. It's even worse than the ridiculous dialogue in a Kevin Smith film. Luckily, the plot is so dull and plodding, you don't really miss much by being distracted.
Juno sets up living room furniture in her boyfriend's front yard, and sits on a chair, waiting for him to come out in the morning and see her. Wow, she's so hip and cool. Juno walks around with a pipe in her mouth. Wow, she is so hip and cool. Juno eats her lunch at school while sitting in the trophy case. Wow, Juno is so hip and cool.
After the unbearable dialogue, the horrible soundtrack is the second strike against this stinker. Just really, really bad songs continuously invading and refusing to leave.
In summary: Annoying and unbelievable dialogue, worst soundtrack ever, boring.