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Upgrade (2018)
Poor
How has this got such a good average rating? It's pretty dire. Full of clichés and quite unoriginal. The plot turns are obvious. I found it a waste of time.
Await Further Instructions (2018)
Appalling film. Avoid or regret it
This has got to be a candidate for worst film of the year. The actors might have been capable of much more but the story is so poor that it wrecked any chance of this being decent. The characters are just so clichéd and unbelievable that I would say they are more unbelievable than the bizarre and nonsensical scenario they are trapped in. Truly awful.
The OA (2016)
Terrible, avoid at all costs
Contender for worst TV ever. Was intrigued at first but the more I watched the more I felt sick at every unbelievable plot line. Do something more constructive instead, like swimming in a septic tank. Vomit inducing.
Solis (2018)
One of the worst Sci-fi films I've ever watched
Having watched the start of this I quickly realised that it was an exceptionally poor film but hate to leave things part finished so watched the rest. I really wish I hadn't. It's cheesy, far fetched & the whole story is unbelievable. The entire film is completely without merit. It's amazing to me that a film like this can make it all the way through the production process without someone just saying "No, I have some self respect & won't sanction a film this poor being foisted upon the world". Netflix have this too, what are they thinking!? Truly awful in every way.
How It Ends (2018)
Contender for worst film of the year
How do films like this get made? It's appalling. Extremely flawed characters, unbelievable plot lines, total nonsense.
Don't waste your time.
How It Ends (2018)
Contender for worst film of the year
How do films like this get made? It's appalling. Extremely flawed characters, unbelievable plot lines, total nonsense.
Don't waste your time.
The Smoke (2014)
Couldn't wait for it to end
It's not often that I end up watching a film almost entirely without merit purely by my own choice but unfortunately I have only myself and some misleading critic reviews to blame for this wasted 90 minutes.
The storyline is so unbelievable that it makes eastenders seem like a gritty east end documentary/drama. The characters are both exceptionally shallow and deeply flawed, the dialogue is mostly appalling other than a few mildly amusing interchanges between some of the villains and the most appealing part of the whole movie is the ending - not the content of the ending itself but the actual cessation of poor quality viewing that was truly like a weight being lifted from my chest.
I love a shameless "glamorous" gangster flick like lock stock, snatch or layer cake but this is nothing like those. It's a very cheap impersonation. This film is the movie equivalent of one of those fake aftershaves you see a street vendor selling for £5 on a stall in turkey.
Save your time and do something more productive like sitting in the dark alone rather than watch this.