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Unhinged (2020)
Too Much To Buy
Unhinged wanted the audience to suspend way too much belief. It's like the police weren't even looking for this guy, who's crimes were on full view from the hit and run at the gas station. Then the diner, then only one cop shows up at the house this guy is at. Really??? If I see at 17 year old pulled over for speeding I'll see four cop cars all parked on the side of the road behind the kid's vehicle. Russell Crowe is pretty nimble for a guy so fat he probably couldn't even cut his toenails. Yes there are nuts out there but they typically carry guns, shot you, then drive off. And way too many conveniences with her phone, which really drove the movie. 1st no PW on the phone, yeah right. 2nd she leaves the phone in the car, but we never see this 400 pound man sneak out of his truck and snatch her phone. And who doesn't carry their phone with them every second, especially someone in their thirties are you kidding me.
Crazy 2 Crazy (2021)
A generous one star film
Bad Writing
Bad Acting
Bad Directing
The script was nothing new except less engaging. The acting was subpar at best, your local high school musical actors are much better. Directing was done by the writer, which is always the telltale sign of a bad movie. The best part of the movie was the ending, I mean literally that it ended, certainly not the last scene. If the movie could've been any dumber that would've have been its biggest achievement. A total don't watch.
What Did Jack Do? (2017)
People are Idiots
A monkey with a golden rod for a chicken is grilled by a detective. The only thing more inane than the detective's questions were the monkey's responses most of which made no sense. You might as well have filmed Lynch taking a burner of a dump for twenty minutes, that would have been more entertaining.