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Abominable (2019)
8/10
Happy, colourful and full of feelings
4 January 2020
I loved this movie. It was simple, straightforward, but happy and full of feelings. Like the main character Yi, I have also lost my dad recently, and so the story resonated with me a lot.

The story is relatively simple, they need help the beast get home, and it is not like such films aren't done before. But what makes it stand out more, is the happy and emotional nature of the film.

Solid 8, recommended.
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Furious 6 (2013)
4/10
The last 40 minutes was ridiculous.
9 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
First of all, I'm gonna say I'm not that huge of a F&F fan, and I'm not sure how true fans feel about this, I'm just reviewing from a logical point of view.

The film starts nicely, the whole crew is relaxing with all the fortune acquired from the previous film, and things are going smooth. Then you see Hobbs, investigating an attack on a military convoy in Russia, and he knows who has done it, and with Letty alive, he knows where to look for help. He gets Dom and his crew's help and with some intelligence Hobbs has acquired, they track Shaw in London. They have trouble capturing Shaw as you would imagine, and after a race between Letty and Dom where he threatens Dom's family afterward, the ridiculousness starts. Shaw wants some computer chip that is apparently inside a tank, but you'll find that out later. This chip is in a NATO military base in Spain. Somebody working for Shaw infiltrates the base, he is captured, so Hobbs and the commander of the base decide to follow protocol and move the component, with a ridiculously under-powered convoy. Just two jeeps and a truck, that are so incompetent they can defend themselves from 4 guys attacking them with another jeep. Anyway, Shaw, Letty and one of his men, that apparently has learned how to operate a tank somewhere, literally drive out of the truck carrying the tank and start rolling over and shooting up innocent people, when Letty protests their acts. The tanks chews up cars and move true the highway, the crew are deciding what to do, until Roman drive to the front of the tank and has to hit the brakes because of an oncoming car, yet for some reason, his 1970s Mustang is not instantly crushed under the tank, but it can be explained because the car was moving fast and it didn't hit the tank's tracks, so it's not that off. Roman hooks the car to the tanks with a cable and jumps in Brian's car, and they decide to use the tank as an anchor to stop the tank. Through effort, the throw the remains of the Mustang down a bridge and as they thought, the car acts as an anchor and tanks is overturned, not like it is 80 tons or anything. So they capture Shaw. And now it gets even more ridiculous. As one would expect, Shaw has a backup plan. He has taken Mia hostage. The commander of the base says, naturally, it changes nothing. Then, suddenly, Hobbs pulls out his revolver and puts it to the commander's head and say "It changes everything.", and they decide to let a world class criminal, capable of killing millions of people go, with the military chip that will make him capable of that. Yeah, right. NO ONE would risk millions of lives for somebody they don't even know! I wouldn't do it for the love of my life! But, then again, it's a movie, so these things are expected. Shaw starts fleeing, though he had warned them he would kill Mia if he sees them pursuing him, Tej jams the phones and they start to follow him. Then out of nowhere, conjures an Antonove An-124 that has been able to dodge all the defense systems and land in a freaking military base. Here's where the most ridiculous action scene in history of film making starts. The Runway appears to be 40 km long, while the longest runway in the world is 5.5 km and it's in China. Anyway, Dom manages to board the plane after Shaw, with Hobbs following him. And they start to fight, all of them. the rest of the crew is on the ground and tries to shoot the plane's flaps with harpoons they had acquired previously. Some manage to shoot the wings of the plane, and are unsuccessful. Then Brian and Mia getaway from the plane in a small Alpha Romeo, and with a harpoon that I don't know where they acquired from, manage to shoot the one of the flaps of that gigantic plane, while it's been trying to take off with its nose in the air for the last five minutes. The small Alpha Romeo manges to pull down the flaps, and plane starts going down, and breaks like it's made of freaking plastic. Oh and Gisele died in the middle of all this. The film ends with the whole 'family' having barbecue, and I believe they want to have a 7th movie. I hope that won't be as ridiculous.
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3/10
Bad
4 February 2011
This movie, is bad in every part you can think of. Story, cliché. Jokes, old, unfunny and would actually make you cry. Animation, NOWHERE near the top. I have seen worse, but this is also pretty bad. Voice acting is pretty bad too. Justin long did a horrible job voicing Humphrey.

After you watch just like 20 minutes, you will find out the whole story, now add this to the lack of laughter, you don't need to watch it no more. I watched the rest in Fast Forward.

I rated it 3/10 and I have gone too easy on it.

Your kids might enjoy it but I doubt it.

Don't watch it if you don't have kids.
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1/10
Overrated!
21 January 2011
Luckily, I watched this movie on TV and only half-way to the end, but that was enough just to find out how awful it really is.

I was sitting there, on the couch, saying to myself: "Is there something wrong with me? This movie is supposed to be funny, why it doesn't make me laugh? Maybe it's because I'm Iranian, this must be funny to Americans."

But as the time moved on, it got worse. Tom Green's character is totally annoying, and I mean ANNOYING. How on earth, could somebody be so dumb? The movie's logic is even worse. Literally impossible things happen (and not impossible in a good way, but in worst possible way).

Although the score is only 4, I gotta say, it's highly overrated. I can't believe how some people rated it as 8 or even 10!

Don't watch this movie, don't waste your time.
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9/10
Insanely brilliant!!! (Huge spoiler ahead)
30 December 2010
Warning: Spoilers
This movie, is simply one of the best I have seen. It tricks your mind in a very nice and amazing way, you will believe what you see, then you find out all that was wrong, that you've been tricked, it's truly amazing.

Despite the great story, the direction and all the acting was also brilliant. You just need to watch the movie twice to see what I mean. At first, when you have no idea that Teddy is insane, you won't suspect a thing. But when you watch it for the second time, you will find out just how great the plot has been pulled off. E.g, when Teddy arrives at the island, just take a closer look at the guards. They, as Teddy says, seem "a bit on edge". And as the chief replies, "Right now marshal, we all are." He is just regarding the fact that Teddy/Andrew, is no marshal, he's just another insane criminal, and they are not really happy to him being so on the loose.

I rate this movie 9/10 and it doesn't deserve any less

TO THOSE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED THE FILM: DON'T MISS IT!!!
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Open Season 3 (2010)
2/10
There was no reason for making this sequel...
30 December 2010
I think this sequel was made, because they didn't have anything else to do, so someone said "Hey, let's make a sequel to Open Season, we just need to create the animation, story will come eventually!" And this useless unfunny video is the result.

Open Season 1 had an old cliché story, but it was rather funny, not even near to the top though. Open Season 2 also had its moments, but this one, it absolutely useless. Old unfunny jokes, bad story that has nothing to do even with the name, or the 2 first ones, only characters are the same.

I, as a big animation movie fan, couldn't bare watching any further than 30 minutes.

Well, if this and the first two Open Seasons are the first movies you ever watched you could find it funny. Other than that, it doesn't much worth watching.
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