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The Daily Show (1996)
garbage
The jokes, writing and delivery of everything is god awful with an obvious agenda behind it. Teenage Tik-tokers would make better host than these shams do. I cant even stand to watch the commercials that they shove in your face when youre trying to watch actually funny shows like the office. I would have to suffer severe brain trauma to enjoy this show.
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Stargate SG-1: The Warrior (2002)
Full of holes
This is a terrible episode. Teal'c again forgets his vow to the SGC and everyone forgives him. No one is mad with him for believing the lie and he has no excuse (brain washing). Real military would of had him dumped off to his homeworld after this. And why didn't anyone sense the leader was a Gauld? Carter isn't that your speciality? Writers didn't even try to explain it with some loophole.
No more to say about this bad episode except it's a filler where nothing happened and the intuition of the Jafa means nothing. So I'm copy paste this again for required characters
No more to say about this bad episode except it's a filler where nothing happened and the intuition of the Jafa means nothing. So I'm copy paste this again for required characters.
The Last Kingdom: Seven Kings Must Die (2023)
ughhh
A lot different from the show in terms of pacing. Much faster pace (which it should be.) Unfortunately, more of Martha hilliers elementary writing which left things unexplained and audience baffled (in a bad way) and w0keness making histroical characters gay
*SPIOILERS
1.) where was Uhtreds men when his sword was taken?
2.) Uhtred would never be lured by treasure found in a crypt outside his kingdom right after the capture of Ingilmund.
3.) after Uhtred was released outside bebbanburg, whyd he wander aimlessly, wouldnt he go to a village rather than freeze to death?
Character limit (its bad)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part I (2022)
Yo Disney, you can't do chase scenes
What you expect with wokeness and inclusion both cast and crew. Very predictable and cringe scenes like in Boba. The worst was a chase scene with Hired mercenaries who couldn't catch a tiny girl in the woods, running into tree branches kinda pathetic.
Dexter: New Blood: Cold Snap (2021)
writing is done
Dexter breaks after 10 years because a typical d-bag shot the wild CGI made-up deer when Dexter decided to walk up to it and pet it in the middle of the woods? What kind of writing is that? Beyond that, we got orientation diversity somehow in a small town to check off on the "inclusion" checklist and unnecessary sex scenes and drug use to make us feel like we're adults for watching it. Writers lost whatever they had over the decade. Not watching any more.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Its lost
Dexter breaks after 10 years because a typical d-bag shot the wild CGI made-up deer when Dexter decided to walk up to it and pet it in the middle of the woods? What kind of writing is that? Beyond that, we got orientation diversity somehow in a small town to check off on the"inclusion" checklist and unnecessary sex scenes and drug use to make us feel like we're adults for watching it. Writers lost whatever they had over the decade. Not watching any more.
The Last Kingdom: Episode #4.10 (2020)
Martha Hillier what you doing
Season 4 had a new writer, and it shows. The word "ambition" is repeated through this season over and over from different characters and it gets repetitive and annoying. It reminds me of a child who learned a new word and uses it in every sentence, except a grown up wrote this and had almost every character use it in a Netflix show
S4 introduces many new characters that are actually well written, it is just the dialogue and actions of some of the past characters that upsets me. Edward went from an intelligent kin to Alfred to a dimwit (hopefully they will fix that next season). Heiston, who despises Uhtred, has the chance to kill him on the road but decides to leave him hanging with 2 of his men to watch him... smh. One of the bright spots from this Season is the introduction of Sigtryggr, a Dane with honor.
Overall, this season is quite a step-down from the last season (its hard to top season 3), still enjoyable to watch. I hope there is a change on who writes Season 5.
The Last Kingdom: Episode #4.9 (2020)
Worst episode by far
Ive been a huge fan of this show since 2015, but this episode left me shaking my head not really caring to watch the last episode. So many things were so far fetched, Heiston not killing Uhtred and his men, leaving them hanging upside down with 2 men... 1 which a small Saxon girl kills with ease with a dagger where he does nothing to fight back. Then she walks into a freshly sacked Wessex, cleavage showing without be (dishonored) by the bloodthirsty heathens who just let her prance on by (remember what happened to Hilde in season 1). Edward who showed some intellectual prowess in season 3, making terrible choices to take back Wessex. Sigh. Writers/directors must have been in a rush for this one.
Night on Earth (2020)
Commentary kind of ruins it
Narration was elementary, I tried to like her but couldnt continue the series. Not 100% the narrators fault, the script she read off of sounds like it was written by a 9 year old. A 93 year old David Attenborough would have been more of a joy to listen to.
The camera work and quality was superb however, nature did its part in making this interesting, humans messed it up
Noah (2014)
Don't Listen to the Haters
Although Noah, may not be accurate in a biblical sense, it was an exciting and serene movie nonetheless. Aronofsky did a great job of letting the Audience know what kind of man Noah was and Crowe did a more than Fantastic job at showing his true acting talent.
The Negative Reviews about this movie are written by enraged Athiest who don't like believing in anything higher than themselves. And the ones who actually went to see the movie are even more mad at the film because they would definitely not have a place on the Ark. (haha).
I do not, in fact, like how people who eat meat are portrayed as evil in the movie. It doesn't make much sense to me how they lived their entire lives in a wasteland only to survive off a couple seeds on the ground, not to mention the year they spent on the ark. With that being the only problem i have with this movie i have to give it a 9. There are a lot worse movies out there with higer ratings because they don't have athiest who didn't even go to the movie giving it a 1 star review. Overall, its a better than average movie jam-packed with action and drama that any movie goer would enjoy.
A Haunted House (2013)
just terrible
barely laughed at all after seeing the poor previews on T.V, I still decided to go and what a waste of time it was pure annoyance is what i would describe it as of course there was no plot, (everyone saw that coming) you can find more comedy that makes you laugh in a feminist romance that your wife dragged you to I want to stand outside of the movie theater flagging down people telling them not to go see this The entire movie is the same as what you saw on the commercials at home. Do not go and see this. just plain terrible i never not laughed so hard in my life. what a pathetic drawn out movie. not funny don't waste your time and money on this folks.