Reviews

This is my third favorite entry in the series but it's also one of my favorite horror films of all time. Back then this film was a big event, because no one ever thought it would happen. You really must understand this was a time when the concept of returning and resurrecting characters wasn't commonplace. It's not really too surprising Michael came back as the 80's decade was practically a golden age for horror film franchises, let along horror icons so Michael turn eventually would come.

I really loved seeing that trailer to this film, with that voice of the late great Don LaFontaine narrating and you saw that running text and then cuts to the scenes from the film; back then a lot of horror fans were blown away seeing this trailer and there might have been some cheering in the audience. I love that kind of feeling, it's the kind of feeling you don't get everyday hearing news of a new film from a personal believed franchise, it just goes to show just like Michael how great franchises never die and are here to stay.

It's true that like most slasher films, the plotline is pretty much the same old game but that's not a bad thing, as a saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it." It truly was a wise move as it brought Michael back to his old hunting ground, which us Halloween fans prefer as it's Michael's natural habitat much as the summer campgrounds are for Jason Vorhees. Seeing this as Halloween fans, it felt like we were all being treated with proper respect.

Of course, all the old characters are back from, like Dr. Lomis whom we see is still himself and hunting down Michael to cure him of his life. But then we have the new characters, which is inevitable in sequels, but I always like it as it means new story lines if they pan out; let alone the series is called "Halloween" it doesn't solely mean it's all about particular characters.

Danalle Harris whom I think is an underrated actress and of course another of my celeb crushes. I really love her character Jamie Strode/Myers. Her character is sweet and highly sympathetic as she is dealing with the loss of her parents (in this multiverse Laurie is deceased) which sucks even for us, but it just shows once again the mortality of horror protagonists that despite survivors their not immortal. But also, she is trying to gain some sense of normalcy as we see she's had trouble adjusting, as one of the things is that she doesn't like to celebrate Halloween. Which to me I don't find strange as not every person celebrates certain Holidays, and not every holiday is for everyone. But one day she decides to, and you really like from this move there is some little change in Jamie as it looks like she is becoming happy. It just sucks that unfortunately of all days, it happened on the worst day and time of her life.

Of course there is the stepsister Rachel played well by Elle Cornell. She's probably my second favorite female protagonist in the "Halloween" series. Her character is strong and smart, if there is one mistake it's simply going out with the wrong guy in the film. But this is something that can happen to anyone and of course we know in the horror films cheaters are always marked for death. But I really like the dynamic between both Jamie and her, I really bought into the sisterly dynamic and it shows how sisterhood doesn't mean blood-related but in the bond between two individuals and what they'll do with each other.

There is a lot to love, from the music as we have some of the hold tracks but even some new ones. The kills are good and decent more violent than before, there are some blood effects nothing too gory but a way to keep with the times. My favorite kill is of course Michael with the shotgun, I won't say what he does with it, but Mike shows how there is more than one use for it.

Also, there are so many memorable moments, really like this one shot in one scene, in the gas station dinner how we see Michel standing behind the open doorway and the camera slightly zooms in on him. I thought that was a cool shot which in a way reflects on the danger Michael/The Shape is an evil force so close but also so far away. Even like that monologue that Lomis delivers to him, which carries a weight of sadness he's carried throughout the time he's hunted Michael down.

The film is suspenseful as you constantly hope that Jamie along with certain other characters will survive the night. There are a lot of memorable suspenseful sequences, I won't say too much so I don't give too much away. My favorite one and this is no surprise is the rooftop scene. I just thought it was cool, both the fear of heights along with Michael is a most deadly combination. In a way this is the ultimate sticky scenario from the "Uncharted" video game series; because you have three things to worry about from how high they are, the small amount of space to maneuver, and of course Michael himself. You're hoping Jamie and Rachel will be able to evade Michael and get out of the situation safely. And there is an ending which has a twist I honest didn't see a mile away, which made it even more impactful as it was the most chilling and tragic ever.

Michael's homecoming shows that evil is never gone for very long, nor does it truly die.

Rating: 4 stars.

This is another edition for the aisles in the under the radar video series. This classic isn't overlooked, it is known somewhat but it's not one talked about much. I really liked this film as it felt like it could easily have been another anthology tale for "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour" as the story has all the familiar elements, you'd see in each of the stories.

It has a simple plotline which I wouldn't say is anything new, but it's really in the execution that makes it stand out. It's true this film is a slow burn, but I honestly don't mind, I think sometimes patience really works to the suspense's benefit; let alone the fact the film isn't too long, so you don't have to worry about it overstaying it's welcome. Some of the first and second half of the film is pretty much a who dunnit murder mystery. You can say like in all who dunnits your already in suspense as you already know the protagonist is already in danger because the killer is in the house.

I really like the atmosphere in the film, from the stormy weather, darkness, and even quiet of the house, let alone the film being in black and white it just creates an unfriendly and unsafe environment; even when nothing is happening you know it will and soon. There is even some good cinematography, one of course most notable is the camera focusing and slowly zooming in on a single eye. It's very eerie as we see that eye is filling its dark void with its next target. But just the look on that eye really gives you the creeps because you can tell how crazy this unknown assailant truly is because no one is home.

The characters are good, mainly the main protagonist Hellen (Dorthy McGuire). Really did a solid job, portraying a mute which really isn't easy to do as you're not delivering dialog, but you communicate and act through just your physical performance and facial expressions. Her character is sympathetic as she is a kind soul that likes to care for others. But has grand desires, as you can tell she truly wants more out of life, from being a nurse and marrying her significant other Doctor Perry. Except for one big obstacle she must overcome, which is her mute condition, which I'll get more into later.

I like that we get to participate a little in the film as we are kind of the ones doing most of the investigating for the main girl. Her silence in a way works to her advantage as she is a good listener and able to pick up on certain things faster. This can also make her adversaries easily underestimate her as she's far from helpless.

The other protagonist you can say is the ailing mother Mrs. Warren (Ethel Barrymore). Despite a person that has one foot in death's door you can tell she's not about to check in just yet. I like there is this feisty energy to her as she got some good lines. It's true she might come off as rude but only to people in which she senses a bad vibe about. But we see she is nice to Helen, just as she treats her well, she does likewise, in a way she's sort of the mom that Hellen never had and one she vitally needs. I like how supportive she as she wants Hellen to leave so that she doesn't get stuck in life, but also for her own good as she knows her life is in danger as we see she suspect the killer is near.

The third of course is Dr. Perry, despite in the film for a little while, you really get a good feel for his character and the relationship both Hellen and him share for one another. He's strong in body, purpose and feeling, I love the fact that he gives a frak about what's happening but also about Helen and what she wants in life and wants to do everything in his power to see her desires fulfilled. But both have something in common as both are outsiders and afflicted with some prejudice in some sense. Which makes them both even more sympathetic because neither harmed or wanted to harm anyone; if there is harm it's really in certain people one of them Steve whom I'll get to in a while.

I really like how the whodunit element is handled, despite a small list of suspects you never sure who the killer is, from the lack of clues but also the fact we really don't know anyone outside the circle of trust which consists of Hellen, the ailing mother, and the good doctor.

Like one character Steven Warren who is a character I plain dislike, the guy is a loser. From his poor viewpoint on women, you can tell why this guy romances never went the distance. But also, he is kind of a narcissist, from what he says and his behavior, there are visible signs. From a scene where he talks about Helen thinking she should not just stay in the house, but stay mute. Hearing that from him I remember thinking "Why the hell do you care, you're not her boyfriend, you don't know jack squat what she wants." I know sounds bold but being alone with this guy long enough, let's just say Ruroni Kenshin would be tempted to draw out his non-lethal blade. He probably wants Hellen to stay because she's an easy target for him, may 'be another so call conquest yet to happen. All I can say to him is news flash from reality, "She's not that into you, so it's not going to happen." This negativity and strange behavior on this character could make him a red hearing or not, you'll just have to find out watching the film.

The other thing I like about the film is that it's a psychological thriller. Hellen, like a lot of the protagonists in suspense thrillers sometimes have that psychological Achilles heel they must learn to overcome because we know their life depends on it. I'll admit you feel a little frustration how despite her life in danger, she still doesn't allow herself to speak out; we know ever chance she blows is a chance she gives her enemy to kill her.

But you really do sympathize with her as we know she's not content staying mute it's killing her. We hear her silence is caused by a very traumatizing past in the loss of her family, which is understandable as that's something no one ever wants to happen and god forbid it ever does. The worst part about this silence is how it broke her whole perspective on life. In one scene it's a dream/imagination sequence on her deepest desire, but in that we she once again refuses to talk, despite the fact she's in the realm of dreams. That's just an awful feeling, not even allowing yourself the freedom imagining your own voice or having any other voice; it just shows how psychologically broken she truly is and even more makes you want her to win, because she deserves happiness and to be whole once more. She is also remaining mute along with living in the house because both seem safe, but as we see in the film their both not safe as neither equal salvation.

The third and final half of the film is of course the payoff as it's one big deadly game of hide and seek. You are almost at the edge of your seat just hoping Hellen can get far enough away from the villain but also making sure she doesn't make the wrong moves and go to the right places. Can Hellen survive the night and break free of the grip of fear from the killer and herself, you'll just have to watch and find out.

This is an under the radar gem, worth venturing down the staircase for.

Rating: 3 stars.

This is another of my favorite run and gun games. Not much to say for the plotline as it's simple as you simply in one of three mercenaries whose job is to take out organized crime leaders and collect a sweet bounty afterwards, of course we know it's not as simple as that. And that is all you need to know in a nutshell, as usual we're all in it for the action and this game has plenty of it to keep you satisfied.

I really love the futuristic setting which is obviously inspired by "Blade Runner" but also the "Judge Dredd" comic book series. Seeing and playing this game makes me wonder why the heck we don't have another video game for "Judge Dredd" yet; sidenote there is one for the Genesis/SNES which is actually good and story for another time. But anyway, I always like that gritty worn-down futuristic look, giving the whole place that neo noir vibe.

The graphical presentation is great, just so well detailed and lively. Graphics look like the kind you would see from the 90's arcade, most notably "Elevator Action Returns" (another of my favorite run and gun games and story for another time). But also combines a little of the 90's PC game look as we see some of the cinematic cut scenes from the movements to the voice acting which is good; like the voice for the guy character, you play sounds a bit like Steve Blum but not quite. His voice fits well in this game as he delivers or homages a lot of memorable lines you might recognize if you've seen enough movies.

And that is part of what this game is one big love letter to 80's sci -fi films and other cult films like "Blade Runner", "Escape from New York", "The Warriors", "The Terminator", you name it it's all there. Another way the game homages is through the music, which is very good, some of the track's sound like the kind of music you would hear from Brad Vidal and John Carpenter as there are familiar tunes that almost feel like tracks to unmade films. Even like that the game has a sense of humor; despite the dark and gritty tone of the game it doesn't take itself too seriously as there are certain in jokes, let alone the ridiculous over the top nature of the bosses and the gangs they run. Like one gang that look like Fonzie impersonators and a boss that is obviously an homage to Lord Humungous from "The Road Warrior" with the hockey mask and leading a whole gang.

But of course, there is the action and gameplay which are both on target. It's the kind of action you would expect from most run and gun, where it goes from point A to B. However this is the kind of run and gun you take your time with, which I like as it's something we don't see enough of. What I like about those kinds of run and gun games are that they cause you to think before you act. To utilize tactics to take down enemies placed or certain kinds of enemies as going as direct assault isn't always enough.

Most of the sub enemies are unique as each have different weapons and gimmicks like a few fly on rocket packs, all this to kill you. But of course, you must kill them first before they do, and you have a good arsenal which each have strengths and weaknesses. You can only carry two guns at a time from your standard weapon to the one you pick out. There is a third sub weapon you carry, two of my favorites are the planted explosives where you can drop down the explosive and at the right moment you detonate it by remote. Another is the power blade, obviously an homage to the cult video game "Power Blade" (game I reviewed). The good news with that weapon is that you don't have to worry about ammo as it always comes back to you. But's it's a fine weapon as it cuts thought anything to everything.

Even like the boss battles which are each unique and you can say are an homage to the "Mega Man" games as they remind me of the robot master battles. Each of them along with the levels you play are always something different which really keeps the game fresh. Each of the bosses have an attack pattern but are divided into two stages; once you drain enough of the bosses health at midpoint they then alter and change the attack pattern which gives you seconds to adjust, so don't expect the same kind of game again. And last is the fact the game is really violent, as there are blood effects that you really wouldn't have seen in these types of games in the 90's and I like that which really adds to the games atmosphere but also shows this run and gun game pushes the envelope.

This is a run and gun gem worth hunting down and a shot.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

This is another edition to the "Under the Radar Video" franchise. The film is also another childhood gem of mine, being a G. I. Joe fan, I enjoyed this film and I still do.

Alright before we get down to business it's time to clear out the misfires. Yeah, one of those misfires was the plotline itself, which I'll admit felt completely out of place. I know that back then animated shows back then didn't have any too many rules, but here they might have gone a step too far. It felt like a plotline that belonged in Hasbro's other franchises like "Inhumanoids" or even "Conan the Adventurer" which would have made a lot more sense; though that couldn't happen as both never got a animated film (hopefully if the franchises are somehow revived it will).

Don't really like that most of the characters of Cobra automatically cooperate with the force Cobra La; especially characters Destro and Baroness which I thought was completely out of character on their part as both would never do this. Can't help but feel an opportunity was missed on this, where you could have had Destro, Baroness, and other Cobra characters that aren't on board with Cobra La, team up with G. I. Joe to fight with them. Since this film was a send-off for the series why not, in a way this could have been a final hurrah seeing beloved characters from both sides engaged in one more final fight; damn what a shame.

The other is the film has too many characters, which is why for fans of the show you'll be sorely disappointed as most beloved characters don't get much screen time or are reduced to cameo appearances as the focus is more on the new characters. But due to the length of the film and story it just couldn't be helped.

However, I feel the real reason this film didn't make much of a hit on the silver screen was just being another victim of bad timing, as this film came out just when the "G. I. Joe" franchise was running its course. Granted it did continue from the early 90's but it didn't work just didn't fire on the same caliber and fans like myself were simply ready to move on and take a rest from the series for now anyway.

Despite the films misfires it does have its hits which to me is where the film counts the most. As I said despite a plot line out of place, it's an interesting plotline and it did increase the stakes for the Joes, as well as heighten their cause where they're not just fighting to preserve and protect our American way of life but now all of humanity.

I do like the new ensemble characters who have some of the best voice casting. Like the main villain is voiced well by Burgess Meridith, who was always good at playing both good and bad guys. He plays an overlord archetype, but he does it well as that gravely voice of his just adds to his menace. He's not just all talk as he really can be a tough opponent to go fist a cuffs on.

Sgt Slaughter who plays himself; yeah, I'm a wresting fan and I've seen WWF back then, so I know who he is. Seeing him in this film I thought was awesome, kind of a dream come true as he was one of my favorite wrestlers. But is also fitting and makes sense considering his character is a drill sergeant. Really love his voice as its all-around toughness and from his mannerism you really don't want to get on his ugly side. But to me what really makes the character isn't just that's he's Hella strong to beat up all the badies but that he has a strong sense of integrity and honor, as he clearly believes and enforces the army ranger code of leaving no man behind in one famous quote of his "we all go home or no one goes home" I've believed that when I was a kid and I still do.

Jinx is an awesome edition and a welcome one as she was only in the comic book series. Her character is hot, looked good in that red ninja outfit. Ahem, anyway but she's the persona and moves to boot. One thing I like is that she's true to her name as she actually is the luckiest person on earth, but doesn't entirely know it but I'll just say when badies or even plain jerks cross her, their about to have an unlucky day.

Lt. Falcon whom I like, and I feel is a character under the radar in the series. Of course, he's voiced well by Don Johnson which I thought was cool as "Miami Vice" as a kid is one of my favorite TV shows of all time. So, it was a dream come true hearing his voice in one of my favorite animated shows and kind of fitting. It's true that his character isn't perfect and that's the point as Falcon is the hot-headed rookie that has a ways to go.

Deep down the guy really does want to be a good soldier, the problem is he's not following though. This is kind of reflected in his interaction with Jinx as he doesn't feel more for her but isn't following through on his feeling. Really like his arc as it' s pretty much the coming-of-age arc, we see he's learning the hard way that he must make things happen, take charge and follow through because you may not get a second chance.

I liked the back and forth between both Falcon and Jinx who are kind of the new power couple in G. I. Joe or at least the would be kind, had we had that third season to the series from Sunbow, or if we get a comic series from "Image". Both are decent as you get a good feel for both, though this is the other misfire of the film as both don't have enough scenes together to explore more about them but due to the running time of the film it couldn't be helped.

Really like the animation in the film which is about the same as you see from the TV show which is fine by me as I wouldn't want it any other way. But as we see there are some refined improvements, that make the animation look up to date almost looks as though it could of easily of transcended to the 90's. Like the background and most of the Cobra La features were cool and proves that an animated film or series based on Clive Barker's works could be done.

The action is solid, it's the kind you'd expect from G. I. Joe but from the film you can see they've gone the extra mile, as it looks a lot more violent and sharper. And of course, there is the music, where they have some of the same tunes from the show but also new tunes. Of course, my favorite is the theme song which is one of my favorite theme songs of all time and is my favorite theme from the "G. I. Joe" series. That intro to the film is just awesome, that is one of the best ways to start a movie as it just puts you in the action immediately, but also a way to help introduce newcomers to what kind of a series their about to watch. Trying to describe it wouldn't do it justice as it's something you must see for yourself.

It would be cool if there was a separate comic series called "G. I. Joe 87" where we would see a continuation where the film left off and what's happened with both the new and old characters. With the recent Energon Universe comics from "Image" it's possible if they stay on target. Better yet, I'd love to see a series of animated films on the Hasbro company, do the same thing that DC Animation does where they release a film/s based on their properties each year. They can all go any direction they want, be interconnected series, mini-series, or just stand-alone stories. From some of the upcoming live action films on their way (hopefully won't suck) why not; as I say time and time again their thoughts to consider.

Overall, this film despite not quite what I had in mind, was a solid conclusion to the franchise for now anyway. It's one of those polarizing movies but as you can see, I'm on the side that likes it, though as a fan of "G. I. Joe" we can do better. Nevertheless, if you're a G. I. Joe fan or just a casual watcher of animation it's worth a shot at least, whether you like it or not, take it or leave it I'll leave that up to you; and knowing that is half the battle.

Rating: 3 stars.

This film is another edition in the "Under the Radar Video" series library. The film is also kind of a childhood gem of mine as it really was the very first spy film I've seen. I was still too young to see any of the Bond movie, however being an action film fan, it didn't stop me as I was able to catch this on HBO just when my parents got cable, I really liked watching the film then and still do today; as it was the film that got me into the Spy genre and even the Bond series.

The film really was unique for its time as there really wasn't any like it from the spy genre at the time; in a way the film sort of predates the films "True Lies", "Agent Cody Banks 1 and 2" and the TV show "Chuck". The film was directed by William Dear whom I think is an underrated director that has a colorful record, of course the guy is known for directing the 80's classic "Harry and the Hendersons" (another under the radar video gem and story for another time).

Yes, the premise is a wild one and that's part of why I like it because what makes this fun and funny is that it's all really one big wish fulfillment fantasy. We've all had those feelings on most days or even when in a rut in our lives where we wish and dream of being somewhere else and doing something else. But also, where you're a fan of the Bond franchise or even a fan of something else, whenever we watch films and TV shows sometimes, we dream we are that person or we're fighting alongside that group of characters. This film shows what happens when you get that chance and get to do and be what you dream of. Though also the film is a bit of a love letter to the Bond franchise, you can tell from the title that looks like another title for a Bond film; along with the familiar tropes, elements, and clenches in those films and sometimes other spy movies, that love is there.

I like the plotline of the film which I feel is well thought out because it's plausible who's to say no criminal mastermind or organization hasn't thought of this or is trying now. Trying to steal and take control of the country's economy, to take control of a country. But it's also a bit of a nod to the original Bond novel series, as the book series had plotlines that were more down to Earth, which were the kind I personally liked the most because there was actual weight to them.

The action is decent, it's not really anything to run home about but it's still fun all the same and there are some good moments. One of the highlights is of course the gadgets, which are fun and obviously an homage and slightly exaggerated parody toward the Roger Moore run of James Bond which was the most gadget savvy. From the car, which is cool as always, but one favorite gadget of mine is the explosive chewing gum which was also used in the first movie in the Tom Cruise "Mission Impossible" run; wonder if the writer of that film saw this movie.

But what really powers the film are the cast and the characters. This film has a good cast from Roger Rees who plays the main villain who has a pretty cool ironic last name Stranko which sounds like strangle. Which suits him as his plight is to put a stranglehold on his home country. But really like his performance as he's the archetypical James Bond megalomaniac villain, but he does it so well as he has this ridged menace to him. One moment I like is how he delivers his monologue in that dinner table scene to Michael, from what he says and that look in his eyes you can tell how deep in his delusions of grandeur he's in and how long he's been going crazy.

Linda Hunt another of my favorite actresses, and of course forever remembered as the mystic narrator of the "God of War" video game series and from the TV series "NCIS L. A.". Her character is obviously a homage to the female assassin character from "From Russia with Love". She's small but deadly, as we see she's armed with this necklace bull whip. Which is cool but at the same time absurd, like what kind of metal is it made of, for a necklace to be able to suddenly change size. Linda does the villainous archetype well, she's kind of dryly and blackly funny as she has some memorable lines.

Gabrille Anwar another underrated actress I like that should have had more for the silver screen back then, yeah this was another celeb crush I had when I was a kid; but also remember her from the TV series "Burn Notice". Seeing her in this film is interesting as she's another one of those actresses that looked radically different back then, you almost think they're not the same person but it's true about age how sometimes we can look different from then and now. Anyway, really like her character as she's sort of that Bond girl (shame she wasn't of been in the Pierce Brosnan Bond run), but she's got a good persona as he's got some fire in her as she's determined to accomplish a mission. But also, like that she can hold her own against danger, so she's not a stereotypical damsel in distress.

But of course, we have our main hero played well by Richard Greaco whom is another underrated actor that also should have had more for the silver screen back then, the fact he didn't was another in the long grocery list of lost opportunities. It's too bad as he's a solid actor, of course he's well remembered in the role of Booker in the show "21 Jump Street", which of course lead to that spin off show "Booker" (another under the radar gem and story for another time).

Really like the role he plays her where he's pretty much an ordinary guy; and just to get the elephant out of the room yeah, I know a bit old for high school especially graduating it. But the same can be said for the rest of the students in the film, as well as cast members in certain movies and TV shows out there playing teens or young adults. Though this is probably intentional, a joke on that notion but probably necessary as an actually teenage actor couldn't pass in the role especially when they have to go to a casino or anything else that's adults only.

But still Richard's performance as Michael Corben was solid, I actually bought him as a teenager or should I say a young adult. I like with his character the whole thing is sort of a coming-of-age story in a way; as there is the theme of taking responsibility in life and following through on them.

Throughout the film Michael is kind of a slacker as he's irresponsible, despite smart he doesn't follow through on things when he should. You can say the whole crazy journey Mike is on is one hell of an education on responsibility. I really like how he reacts to things as it feels like any other ordinary person would as he's disoriented but also fascinated with the whole spy business suddenly dropped on his lap.

One of the things that funny and amazing about Michael is how lucky he is; he's as lucky as the mutant heroine Domino in the "X-Force" comics. I really like how the element of luck is applied in the film which has weight, it at times might seem like a stretch but it's a movie you just roll with it. This luck he has really comes in handy as it protects and even saves his life a time or two. But we all know luck can only take you so far, it can give you what you need and take you where you need to go but then at some point you must make your own. From how serious things get we see Mike slowly realize it's not a game and he needs to step up to the plate, doing what needs to be done, or he really is going to lose everything and there are no second chances for it.

This is a hidden spy movie gem worth a look. Looks aren't everything but can truly kill, if your not looking right.

Rating: 3 stars.

This is another of my favorite episodes of the show, it's a unique kind of horror tale as it all takes place in a radio station which is cool as it's not something I see much in horror, except in one episode of "Night Gallery" which had the same concept as this tale. You can also say this episode slightly predates the film "Pontypool" (an under the radar video gem I'll review someday). The tale is also another bottle episode horror as it all takes place in one location and is focused on one person from beginning to end, making this also a one man show.

Basically, the story is an E. C. comics tale as we focus on a single radio host Luther Mandrake (played well by the late great Jerry Stiller); it's not a pretty picture to behold as he's clearly a rotten person as he is self-absorbed, egotistical, and has classism as he deems everyone outside of the radio station as lower than him.

I really like the suspense in the episode that just gives us this feeling of doom and dread. As we see Luther is getting deeper into his program along with negativity, we notice slowly but surely things start to change. It really creates a disorienting effect as those unnatural changes occur, you feel like the room he's in is getting small as if the grip of evil is tightening.

Be careful of what you say and how you treat others, because it can all come right back at you in the worst way.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

This is another of my favorite tales from the show. Really like the story as it almost feels like it could be spin of tale to "I am Legend". But also, you can say a little of the Greek myth of "The Sirens", what I really like about the episode is how it takes both the concepts but does something different with them which is putting them in the post-apocalyptic world and having all of it take place in a shelter. Which also makes this a bottle episode and one of the best of its kind in my book; I honestly do like bottle episodes/stories as the key is to keep it interesting and momentum building.

We see the four characters back and forth as sort of a dynamic in order and individuality; from this you know tension is bound to happen. One character that is probably the most relatable and sympatric is Lt. Eric Tyler who acts more like a regular civilian and has a fun persona with his surfer like tone and charisma which is what makes him even more sympathetic as we see it all eventually gets to him once fate takes a cruel turn.

There is also another dynamic which is with another officer who is female, but this officer unfortunately is from a distance as their only means of communication is on a weak radio channel. This in a way is that desire factor which we see just grows the more dire things get, but also the last voice of love and compassion which unfortunately in the world they're in is going extinct and the absence of it is part of what lead to where they're at now.

In a way the episode also shows just the absolute awfulness in existence in a post-apocalyptic world and being the last. As it's a world that doesn't have nor offer any opportunities of any kind, let alone the fact that unfortunately there were so few personae in the shelter, especially ones of the opposite sex. This just makes me even more grateful this never happened and should remain that way, as we see living in their world really sucks.

The vampires don't disappoint as we see they are just creepy and scary as frak, from their pale skin and just inhuman faces. One of them looked a little like Rondou from the "Subspecies" series which just adds more to the creep factor. But what makes them all the scarier is in their powers in seduction and deception as their constantly trying to get the last humans out of the shelters thought them. However, from the world they're in, it almost makes you wonder who really has it better and if there really are any choices anymore.

In the end of the world, there is no sanctuary from doom.

Rating: 4 stars.

This is another honorable mention in my book, but one of my favorite TV episodes for the Halloween holiday, which is why I watch this episode each year. I like that the episode uses the "Sleepy Hollow" folk legend which is cool as I've always liked it. It's one that's been adapted and utilized throughout the years like an episode of "Kolchak the Night Stalker", the Tim Burton film in 1998, and the TV series in 2013 (another under the radar video entry and story for another time); like all the great horror legends it's continued retelling and reinterpreting shows the immortality of the story and will continue for ages to come.

The story is solid as we have two protagonists that are likeable. From Ian who is ill confidant but as we see he's not short of courage. He's got the guts to stand up against bullies no matter what but also the horseman when his would be girlfriend was in danger. His character is sort of an outsider as he's from the city but also an underdog as he's obviously not with the popular crowd. However, we see he is sociable as he can easily make friends from his friendly charisma and humor.

The would-be girlfriend Katie is solid, remember as a kid thought she was cute with the persona to boot. I like that her character can hold her own against danger, let alone also has guts when a plan needs to be executed, she goes for it. Her character is also sympathetic as she's just trying to move on from a bad break up, from a bad ex-boyfriend Brad.

Sadly, it doesn't help when he constantly tries to get her back, let alone mistreats her in the process. All I can say to that guy is, "move the hell on!" she's clearly not that into you anymore and there are plenty of fish in the sea. Brad is clearly the subordinate villain, from the way he mistreats both it just even more makes you want both characters to win, because they don't deserve the crap dished out to them.

I even like the horseman, who is well designed as he is dark and menacing with the black outfit, cape, horse, the fact he's headless but also that saber he wields. I'll admit I was in constant suspense hoping that Ian and even Katie don't get decapitated; despite the horseman delivering a few misses you know that sooner or later he won't miss.

It comes down to the final minutes which to me are one of my favorite suspenseful moments ever. I remember being on the edge of my seat, my fists clinched and thinking, "Run like the wind!" Will Ian be able to outrace the Horseman, you'll just have to wait and find out, and Happy Halloween.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

Another edition in the "Under the Radar Video" series has just rolled by. "Spiral Zone" is another 80s animated gem that unfortunately rolled faster than anyone could pick it up on their radar scope; I was a kid from the 80's and I honestly never even knew about the existence of this series let alone toy line. I think the real reason this show rolled under the radar was that it was another of those shows late for the party; this show came out in the late 80s and a lot of animated franchises like "G. I. Joe", "He-Man" and more have just ended, which does make it a little hard to jump onto train that you've never ridden as you've just said good bye to one that's rolled away. However, this show isn't totally forgotten as time went on it's became a sleeper cult gem, and it was referenced in the book "Ready Player One".

This show you can say is "G. I. Joe" doing Richard Matherson's "I am Legend" well sort of. This show is one of those ones you don't see everyday especially in animation, as this is a show that is set in the post apocalypse which is cool as there really were many animated shows in the 80's that did that except for two TV shows "Thundarr the Barbarian" and "Visionares" (both shows I've reviewed), like those shows it has its own spin on in.

Animation is solid, it's the 80's style, but I like there is a slight sophistication to it where it could almost be an animated show from the 90's. From the character models, vehicles, power armor and even backgrounds, it really showed how far animation was coming and that it was starting to go steps further. Action is solid, it' s well-choreographed as you see shoot outs but also vehicular action, in fact it's slightly more violent than from what we got from past cartoons, once again showing steps forward.

Really love the music in the show which has a lot of rocking tunes which fit the show being fast hard-hitting action. But I really love the theme song which is one of my favorite theme songs of all time; that both gives the synopsis of the show but also feels like it powers you up for action and excitement.

Characterization is solid, I wouldn't say their deep characters, but they have some persona, along with some good voice acting most notable from Dan Gulivan whom always fits like a glove for the heroic voice role, this is the third time he's played the lead hero (other two were from "Dino Riders" and "Sectaurs" both shows I reviewed) who is uninspiringly named Courage. Really like the vehicle he drives, which is the only one that is unique from the rest (there were probably going to be other unique wheels but due to the toy line ending it couldn't happen). From the color navy blue, which is cool as blue's my favorite color. And there is that cannon on top though the only disappointment is he never really gets to use it much in the show.

But what makes this show stand out is in its premise and its execution of it. We do see there is a viral zombie like infection that has taken over but hasn't totally broken things. It's always a common trope in post-apocalyptic stories where most of everything is broken and lost. But here we see that life in both the infected and non-infected areas still go on, it's a bit like that world in the movie "Hardware" where despite the dire circumstances they still have electricity, high tech, and all other resources available.

The zoners are interesting because their all a different spin on zombies and the infected. In most to almost all the viral thrillers and zombie films, the person always acts completely out of character, acts like parts of themselves have been stripped away. But this show doesn't do that, here we see the infected/zombies can think, do things, and probably even have lives of their own.

We even see the zone realms which despite being dirty and in slight ruin still function as a society as there are shops, video arcades, casinos and more places that are running. The Zone is pretty much a twisted utopia, as we see there is a sense of peace and unity. However, only catch to living and being a zoner is to be infected which means losing free will. In a way this is a little commentary showing how despite all the goodies they would be losing something more valuable, human freedom.

I even like there is some depth even a bit of development in both plotline and even characters. This was something that wasn't common even on regular TV. It gives the storyline weight as it feels like it's adding up to something. We see how the war has affected the good guy and even a little on a few of the bad; each side and the people making certain decisions and its outcomes. This also added weight to the show, showing some realities about war, like how it's not one-sided, hardships it can create, but also simply the uneasiness in doing what's right.

It would be cool to have a revival of this show or even a licensed comic series based on this show, with this we can take things further. Give more depth to the characters, along with development in both characters and plot, the Spiral virus more established rules and it's true origins like you could give it a Lovecraftian spin like you can say this virus is some mutagen came from unknown space that dropped down to Earth long ago and built on since then. Maybe even do some more things with this Spiral virus like it can mutate animals or even create other worldly. But also, more depth into the characters from the infected to non-infected, who they are and how the war has affected them. Their thoughts to consider any.

This show is worth a spin.

Rating: 3 stars.

This is another volume on the shelves for my "Under the Radar Video" series. "Mummies Alive" came out in the mid 90's which was a time when animated shows were really at their peak. I remember hearing about his show when I was still a 90's kid, but I was just not about to get to it as there were just a lot of others I was into.

The animation is solid, it's as good as any from the 90's as it's very colorful and fluid. Action is good as it's the kind you'd see from most 90's action cartoons, it really keyed into the "Power Ranger" mania going on in the 90's. As we see the mummies transform into these costumes that have these abilities, my favorite one is Toph's as it's the form of a snake. Each of the costumes have different abilities and reflect on their personas.

But I really like the concept of the show which feels like a Neil Gaiman tale, as it's Egyptology coming into modern day reality. I thought that was cool as I like Egyptology and, on a side note it's my niece's favorite mythology; it's not a mythology that's touched upon much.

It's true that the show might have a bit of inconsistencies, like they have this pyramid computer how the heck would they know what's going on without a monitor, let alone how can that even read and upload data when they only have hieroglyphics on the bricks. Let along the car they drive; how could that be possible when auto mechanical engineering wasn't even discovered in Egyptian times. But that's just part of the charm of this show as its pulp fantasy, that shelves logic and reason and focuses on fun.

The characters are solid and there is a solid voice cast for them, two of them familiar alumni.

My third favorite character is Presley who thankful isn't some annoying stereotypical kid which is good as their only purpose was to fill empty space. It's true that he kind of falls into that cliche special kid, one with the power to save all or chosen one, but that doesn't bother me as by its nature it's a MacGuffin device; let alone gives the character a purpose which justifies his existence in the show.

He's intelligent, has a spunky and energetic persona, a bit of a slacker but doesn't stay that way long as he knows when playtimes over and getting back to work. I like there's a bit of a coming-of-age story with him from learning responsibilities, finding the right girl, and so on. I even like that he can hold his own against danger even without the Mummies around and is useful as he isn't just a student but a mentor/guide figure for the Mummies as they all are outsiders to our modern reality.

My second favorite character is Neph-Tina voiced by Cree Summer. Her character is sexy with personal to boot. Really like how energetic, charismatic, and sassy (in a good way) she really is. Even like that she's a bit rebellious as she really doesn't like to be told what to do, follow certain sets of rule or even orders at least ones she doesn't agree with or don't agree with her.

My favorite character is Rath voiced by Scott McNeil. Really love his voice and mannerism sort of reminds me of David Hyde Pierce. He's a highly intelligent and intellectual person but a little uptight or neat freak. His character is inventive and a little quirky as he is constantly inventing and experimenting, some of them work but some don't, it's funny how in some of those inventions he's on the right track or even ahead of his time, if it weren't for one small, overlooked detail.

If there is one thing, he's guilty of being a bit of an egotist, though that's really more on his upper class/aristocratic upbringing what are you going to do, but we can forgive for this as it's harmless. Despite how big his head may 'be deep down, he really does have a warm heart as he truly does care about his friends and does his very best to help them and others along the way.

The only bad thing is it has the same problems as the show "Defenders of the Earth". From the action being a little redundant, as the mummies most of the time are fighting a bunch of throw away henchmen and most of the time the main villain Scarab who is a decent villain and isn't a bad opponent but is most of the time alone which isn't totally fair. This of course is because of the lack of a rogue gallery, there are sometimes more challenging opponents but don't stand out as your villains of the week. There is one villainess that's kind of interesting who has a bit of depth as she was once a student of Rath, so it's once again that "Student versus mentor" motif. But unfortunately, she was not in the show that much. This won't mean much but the music is kind of unmemorable as it's kind of lackluster, it consists of some repetitive beats you'll want to get out of your head. Not to say they were bad, but too much of one beat doesn't make a good concert.

However, the real drawback of this show is the writing is a bit weak, there are good episodes to be had but not nearly enough that are memorable. The show would have benefited from having some episodic arcs and plot and character development. Even cut back on some of the humor which did sometimes feel inappropriate and imbalance the show, though it's not as bad or excessive as the show "DC Legends of Tomorrow" which is a review for another time.

It would be cool if there was some revival of this show or maybe even another season, which is possible considering "X-Men 97" but with this we go even further than before, raise the stakes by making things darker. Have the Mummies fight rogues that are more than a match for them as well as other creatures from mythology like "Skinwalkers" from Native American mythology. But most importantly have some character and plot development. Though if anything personally I'd like a licensed comic book series based on this show, which could either continue or be a revival. Well, these are thoughts to consider anyway.

This show is a 90's artifact worth uncovering.

Rating: 3 stars.

When it comes to video games based on the "Warhammer 40K" franchise they always hit or miss; this game is thankfully one of those hits. It's understandable why it can be hard to make games based on Tabletop franchises as each of them have loads of content that just keeps adding up more and more throughout the years, so we're not going to have everything. But to me I'm never sore about this because I know that fact, what really matters is taking what you can and do your very best to make a playable game.

I really love the graphical presentation of the game, it really looks and feels like a PC game from the 90's, makes me wonder why the franchise never made a first-person shooter game back then. This game goes along the current "First Person Shooter" subgenre called "Boomer Shooters" which have being booming. There is always something great about playing "First Person Shooters" of yesteryear because of their simplistic nature and none of the complexity which I'll admit can really hinder the action a bit. Like in all those games you simply point, shoot, and survive, which I'm fine with as sometimes that's all I want and ask for.

The presentation captures the dark, gritty and dangerous medieval world/s of the "Warhammer 40K" universe, from what happens in that universe makes me always wonder how the heck anyone can live regularly as you can barely survive for a mere second. Like the designs of the enemies along with bosses as each of them are familiar faces you've probably seen had you played the Tabletop game, and there is also a new enemy or two added to the roster as you progress, which isn't surprising for a "First Person Shooter" as it's just a way to raise the stakes. And of course, this game has loads and loads of gore, which is what I expect in a "Warhammer 40K" series.

Music is good as it's heavy metal which fits, there aren't any tracks that made my favorites list but still their good listens and really help in putting you in the mood for immediate fast hard-hitting action which really does happen, which is why you should be on high alert throughout the game. Gameplay is solid as it's the kind you'd expect from a first-person shooter, but what I love is the fact you're finally using some of those weapons you could only imagine in the Tabletops. Here you get a real feel for them, you can hear the sound they make which is music to my hears, and the major damage they all do; being a fan of the "Warhammer 40K" series this in a way makes the game a bit of a dream come true.

But the game does have a few misfires, like the game can feel a little redundant in places as there are some situations that just feel the same but just dressed up differently. Even those chaotic situations you get thrown into get a little old as it happens just a bit too frequently. However, the main misfire is that the game might be a tad too long which makes the game lose a little of its momentum. Though these misfires don't bother me all that much, as those are fundamental problems that sometime occur in first person shooters, though mainly in the old ones, so I can easily let the misfires slide.

Overall, this game is solid, if you're a fan or even a non-fan of either or both "Warhammer 4K" and "First Person Shooter" genre, then this game is worth a shot as it's as solid as a bolt.

Rating: 3 stars.

This game is another favorite of mine in the "Metroidvania" genre. The game is pretty much another wheel greaser game, like most "Metroidvaina" games they all use a familiar format but what really makes them stand out (at least for me) is really in its presentation and execution and this game I feel gets a pass on both.

For the plotline, you're simply someone that is caught in a computer program and are in the form of a Maid avatar; why the heck Anime is obsessed with that outfit and role is anyone's guess but whatever. Anyway, after taking on that role you now must fight your way out. And that's pretty much it in a nutshell, the plotline I'll admit is nothing special it's been overplayed in my book. But like all "Metroid Vania's" were all here for the action and adventures and this game delivers well on both.

The graphic presentation is solid, really like the backgrounds and character designs, it really looks like it could be a well-designed game for the PS1 (PlayStation 1) or even Game Boy Advance which really adds to the throwback feel of the game. Really like the details on the background which have a Japanese vibe to it; but also, familiarity as their clear homages to the "Castle Vania" franchise; just like that franchise those homages never get old. Even like the enemies from cute broomstick floating witches who can kill you with bubbles or explosives. Giant Frankenstein monsters, demons, and any other colorfully strange enemies you would see in any anime. Music is also good, it's nothing that makes my favorite music track list but still they fit the game and their all a good listen.

The gameplay is solid as well as it's pretty much what you would expect from any "Metroid Vania" and action RPG. Your character is armed with kitchen knives in which you can throw a wide amount fast and damaging. You also have a secondary weapon where you can throw Chainsaws, or anything else to deliver extra damage. However, as you see in the game there is a catch as your knife and weapon throwing runs on a MP meter, the more you throw the more the meter drains. It does refill and there are ways to refill it but it takes a while to get to full so shoot carefully.

Another thing is in the time element which the game utilizes and plays with its physics well. From having a slow mo ability where despite moving slow, everything else moves slower but you have a minimal amount of time to maneuver so do it fast. Also, you have a time stopper stopwatch as everything around you is on pause except you; but the clock runs out fast and it takes time to recharge so use the stopwatch.

Also, there are other things to do when pause, where there are some lighted platforms, it can make move. Obstacles and enemies can pause where others are immune to its effects. You can collect some MP to refuel from obstacles your close and get past while on pause. You can throw knives close to enemies though it will drain some of your time and MP, the knives are on pause but once you turn the watch off well you can guess what happens next. And there are more tricks as you move further that I don't want to give away as you must see and use them yourself.

I even like the boss battles which are different as their kind of like the robot master battles from the "Mega Man" games. By their nature their timing and pattern puzzles as you must study their attack patterns well as well as being prepared for round two as they change it a little. But also using the element of time as your key to beating them. The length of the game is also really good as it's not very long campaign but I'm fine with that as I personally don't like to overstay, or you just feel like a mid light "Metroidvania."

The only weak point of the game is the story, it's a decent story. There's a bit of intrigue as you get further but overall, just feels generic. It could just be me on the matter, due to being an anime fan it's just the plotline is one that I feel has been played out to death, let alone most of the tropes you see in the game you might recognizes being an anime fan. But these are all things I can get past, as I said before we're more in it for action and adventure.

Luna Nights illuminates with fun.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

This is an honorable mention in my book, this was a different kind of episode as it plays out like a Disaster film thriller, which is kind if ironic considering Irwin Alien is the king of that genre later. But I like that it was something different for this show and the sci-fi genre at the time because here the Robertson's are up against the elements which truly are a tougher force because it's a force that it beyond your own control.

Each sticky situation they go though is practically different challenges and we are in suspense the whole way, wondering how the Roberson's are going to get though this. Like when they drive to cross a lake, god forbid they run into any thin ice. Or even seeing how they had to deal with the blazing hot sun, which I'll admit made me hot just looking at them.

Even like a little of that subplot with Doctor Smith which gives us a little good insight into his character. We see this whole thing could be an opportunity to have the Robertson's crossed out, however there is just one huge problem; Smith isn't going to last long without them. Sure, he has the Robot but there are limits to what he can do, let alone isn't the best company. It really shows good does exist in Smith as he does try to warn the family about upcoming danger, showing he capable of caring. Ok, this is mainly for himself but at the same time you do sense there is a tiny bit that isn't just for him.

Can the Robertson's survive the elements you'll have to wait and find out.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

This episode is an honorable mention in my book. Not much to say as it's sort of a simple slasher episode. But that is part of what makes this episode stand out as Ryan and Nikki never really fought against a slasher. Sure, it's not our main boy Jason Vorhees, which wouldn't make sense as camping grounds are his main Killzone; but I honestly don't mind as long as the slasher is effective, and this slasher doesn't disappoint as he is.

But the other thing is the fact that it's a Scarecrow which is a popular monster in the horror genre but isn't used all that much. There are only a few movies I can think of that feature him two 80's classics "Night of the Scarecrow" and "Scarecrows". It's understandable why people would fear these things, not just of how inhuman they look. But just the thought of inanimate beings moving and having a life of their own.

Really like the design of the scarecrow, which looks like a Gimp as it seems to be all leather wrappings. Which makes it all the creepier, as it just adds to the evil inhuman nature and being it is. Really liked some of the suspenseful situations, like certain close calls to even physical confrontation with it. Sidenote, like the name of the town "Riverdale", in a way this could be a lost episode to that show which ironically would fit right in.

Can Ryan and Nikki overcome this scarecrow, before they become its next harvest, you'll just have to wait and find out.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

This is another favorite episode of the show, yeah, it's kind of another of those time stopper stories, but this one is one of the best ones in my book anyway.

I really like the time stopping effect and its physics. We see as soon as the watch reaches that deadly 13th hour which we know doesn't exist. Though here it does and as Jack stated in occult folklore/belief, one o clock is known for being that hour, the hour for evil. Anyway, once it reaches that time, we see everything around the characters turn black and white.

It's a cool effect, it reminds me of the world in the movie "Pleasantville" and this episode was years before that film. It makes sense when you think about it where a realm where time constantly moves color would exist because of constant activity, but in a realm where it doesn't color wouldn't because there is no activity. The only color we see is in the holder or anyone in contact with the watch at the appointed time, in which they have for at least one hour to have the freedom to do whatever they want.

It's a fascinating concept but it's also scary when you realize it's power in the wrong hands (ok, the watch is cursed so it doesn't matter whose hands), because with this it means you could not just do anything but get away with just about anything without consequence.

The new allies are good; you really get a good feel for them though mainly Skye, which even more makes you want the good guys to win. As we see, both are good people but unfortunately have had rotten luck, though in this case you can say their luck is about to change for the better or worse. The girl Skye was played well by Ingrid Veniger who of course was in a previous episode of the show and looked and sounded radically different. In this episode this time she's a good guy and without the makeup, really like her character as is kind of cute with a spunky persona. As we see she has some gymnastics talent, from seeing that you feel if she can get herself into some good athletic programs, she can hone her skills to go further, but also further in life.

Both Skye and her brother Eric deep down aren't content with living on the streets and want more out of life, but they don't know how to get it. And part of the reason is because both mainly Sky isn't giving anyone a chance to help them and worst of all themselves. It's true that both have survived without the help of others; but there comes a time when there are some things too hot to handle by yourself, and of course this is that time.

Really like the final conflict which plays out like a heist, as we see the Dark Antiquity Hunters and Sky and her brother have a plan in retrieving the watch. But of course, like all heist schemes something is bound to go wrong, and the suspense is wondering how the group will make things right.

Can the Dark Antiquity Hunters and their new allies reclaim the watch before time runs out. You'll just have to wait to find out, but as a saying goes "those that live their lives unwisely have no time at all."

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

In the world of noir, we know light doesn't always mean sanctuary. And in every Garden of Eden there is always a snake slithering within. This is one of my personal favorite noir films of all time. It really is a unique kind of noir for its time because it takes place in the daytime, where most are always at night. This setting in a way is perfect for the noir genre because the light just makes the darkness all the darker, and all the more dangerous because evil has another place to hide which is in plain sight, which can be the most deadly conceit of all .

Ellen of course is played well by Gene Tierney which is an interesting role for her as she's most of the time known for playing the good girl; it's always a great break whenever actors/actresses are in roles you don't expect them to be in. And when that happens something great always turns up. Ellen is one of my favorite noir antagonists, as we get into an interesting character study on the extent of how evil she is, which would make anyone question how well they know their significant other. But also, this is another noir which once again shows how the "American Dream" can be the ultimate nightmare.

I really like how the cinematography focuses on her face in most scenes, along with the background behind her which is always on bright days and beautiful almost like a halo glow. Her face is interesting as it's an angelic face (being Gene Tierney of course), however as we look more, we realize this is all a mask, for she is a fallen angel in the guise of innocence. We see physical signs of it, from her green eyes which seem like bright beauty, but as we see in conversations how unmoving they are as they are completely vacant; the lights in the house are on but no one is home. But there is one image that stands out for me which is in one scene where she is wearing sunglasses and has just an emotionless expression on her face. That to me is her real face as her exposed face we see is a beautiful bland mask to hide the monster she is inside and the sunglasses are her real eyes as they are eyes of darkness, devoid of light, consciousness, and love.

The settings in the film are just beautiful, from how colorful and bright they are like something out of Norman Rockwell or even any other painting that depicts Americana beauty. Which even more adds to the feeling of dread, because as you look closely despite all the light and the beautiful decor you can sense it's all artificial and counterfeit.

Everything is just too disgustingly perfect, like most of the interior of the house which looks like something you'd see from a "Sears" catalog; and I know for a fact that any place that looks clean and lived in has some imperfection. Which I don't mind because that just shows that the people that live in it are human and do the best they can to make their living space and life livable, which to me is part of what home is about. Even like how later in the film we see those beautiful interior settings in the aftermath of tragedy start to have shadows to them that we see just throughout the film looks as though they're just growing. As if an aura of evil is putting all that is good in a stranglehold.

In a way the disgusting perfection along with all the niceness of the outside kind of reflects Ellens psyche, showing that her idea of home and even life is perverse, it's just something that she gets out of the photos of magazines or even still life paintings. But both of those things have one thing in common there are no people, which is how she wants it, no one else to tarnish the perfect setting for herself. Which makes it the perfect set up for danger and ruin as it's the place you'd least expect; a place of peace and tranquility to make anyone drop their guard and for the snakes to slither and strike.

We get some bits of information as to why Ellen is the way she is. The mom states that there's nothing wrong with her is that she loves too much, and that's the big red flag as we all know that too much of anything, even love isn't heathy for anyone; in fact it's toxic. Her character, I feel, loves only two people in her life; one is herself obviously a Narcissist as throughout the film she exhibits some. But most of all her father which shows she has an Oedipus complex; in her mind her father is literally the perfect man for her. This is also an extension of her narcissism which as we know the good father always holds their daughters in high regard and that's the kind of love she wants and seeks out.

The theme in the film is about the illusion of love and the love for it. There is a parallel between both Ellen and Richard as both want the idea of falling/being in love. As we see this is a folly on both their part as we know illusions can't love back because they're not real.

For Ellen she doesn't really love Richard for Richard but only for what he represents which is the image he possesses of her own father. Ellen wants to take her Oedipus complex to the extreme as she wants to not be a daughter but a wife, as he is in her mind the perfect man that will lead to the perfect love life. In one dinner scene with the family, we see Ellen talk about her first meeting and of course bring up her father and how Richard reminds her of him. Hearing that the red alert alarm in me went off, because hearing that you knew how long and bad that complex of her's truly got and you don't doubt the lengths she'll go to maintain and possess the image she loves so badly.

In Richard's case he is taken in by Ellen from the image of her project's beauty from the outside and even inside. It's understandable as we see Richard is a lonely aging bachelor, whom as we see despite a good lifestyle and career has become desperate over the years and possibly had the worst luck in love.

This desperation makes him make some foolish moves or you can say the moves have been made for him by Ellen. As we see Richard moves a little too fast as he not just immediately gets into a relationship with Ellen despite it being only a matter of days and weeks; but even goes so far as to marriage so that he can fulfill his other dreams of home and family he's carried. Despite Richard feelings, he's being irresponsible, much like any lazy reader that skips over chapters just to get to the end, instead of taking the time to read to figure out how the story lead up there. This is the same with love as it's not something you can nor should rush, just like with everything in nature you must give it time to happen, as a song from Orlans goes, "you better take some time to let love flow." I really like the scenes between both Richard and Ellen's cousin Ruth (Jeanne Crain who looks like she could be related to Gene). You really get a good feel for the character Ruth as we see she's a gardening sorceress as she cares about the inner beauty of people as much as she cares about the beauty of the flowers she works on.

Throughout the film there is sort of this contrasting dynamic between both Ellen and her as we see Ruth look and feel more beautiful, while Ellen despite her unchanging face she just gets uglier on the inside because you can just feel the bad karma vibes radiating from her. The chemistry between both Ruth and Richard just feels right because both genuinely interact, it's not one sided; from that you already know that Ruth is the person Richard should've been in love with and married; this is tragic because this was a possible future stolen from them.

We see that reality does catch up with both, from Ellen who is having a lot of trouble reinforcing that perfect image. And as we see is about to go to some extremes just to keep the image, which is impossible as it's an illusion. But also, because illusion is no match for change, for change is constant.

For Richard he is ignoring the red flags that are clearly displayed throughout the film, but as tragedy befalls him, he can no longer ignore those flags as he starts to notice certain things about Ellen that aren't exactly in the realm of normal. As well as certain things that happen that don't add up and is just for the first time realizing that the woman, he married is a total stranger, which is the last feeling any of us want in a relationship and is always a sign of imminent danger.

As an old saying goes, "It's too good to be true." That is true for the face of evil can be beautiful.

Rating: 4 stars.

This is one of my favorites in the fighting game genre. The mid 90's was when the fighting game genre was at its absolute peak as there were practically all kinds everywhere, though "Street Fighter", "Mortal Kombat" were some of the big ones and this game was one of them at the time. It was a huge hit in the arcades but of course also the SNES. I remember this game was a hot seller as it was highly advertised on TV, there were multiple copies to rent at "Blockbuster Video", and of course when there are console versions of fighting games you can expect there were a lot of private parties held to play this game with friends and see if they can blow each other away. There are even to this day tournaments with this classic game and other entries.

The graphical presentation is superb as it's of course done by one of my favorite video game companies "Rare". It's understandable how this eye candy blew everyone's mind as it really was revolutionary for its time, and you can even say the game was ahead of its time. The graphics are all done in CGI animation which was never done before as most video games at the time were pixel art style. This game was not just one of the first in the fighting game genre but even in video games in general. It still looks good, which makes this game one of the prime examples of using CGI animation the right way, as we see the well-done detail to both the character models and the backgrounds which are beautiful.

The music is also great, there are plenty of memorable tracks, though my favorite one is the one where you're against Cinder which is thought was cool, as it just gives you that feeling of being pumped up for fast hard-hitting action.

But of course, most importantly it's the gameplay which is of course spot on. There is a colorful variety of characters to choose from whom each have their specialties, strengths, and weaknesses. I always like playing Jago as he's a ninja and of course ninjas are my favorite type of warrior. Another is Orchid who is hot. She looks good in that aerobics outfit, but really likes that she utilizes batons which are my fourth favorite weapon in the martial arts. I mainly like playing both those characters as they're more balanced, but even like to play the others occasionally for a change of pace like Saber Wolf, mainly because Werewolves are my favorite horror monster which makes playing him all the cooler.

There are aspects you would see from "Mortal Kombat" and any other fighting game that takes that extra step in violence. From the blood effects as you deliver your blows, though I like with some of the other characters they use different colored blood which makes sense as some of the characters aren't human. As well as some of those finishers which aren't as graphic as "Mortal Kombat" but still satisfying to watch if you can execute the right combo of moves on time.

However, what makes this fighting game stand out is in its combo system and fluidity in movement. It really was cool at the time seeing how well the characters moved which felt organic and natural, not to say the characters in other fighting games didn't move well but there was a slight stiffness to them; this game showed that fluid motion in a fighting game is possible.

But what I love is in its combo system which for its time wasn't common thought now is with the latter fighting games like "Injustice 2" (game I reviewed) and others right now, this is a game that uses combos to win. Where you can hit your opponent with the light combo but also, if possible, the highest combo which could if luck get you a flawless victory. It's understandable why most fighting game fans at the time would be excited about this game as you can create combos of your own and just see how it flows.

This vintage classic never lost it's killer edge and instinct.

Rating: 4 stars.

This is one of my favorite episodes of the show; this is a dark episode that almost feels like an episode David Cronenberg would have directed as the episode is body horror. Which I'll admit is a daring move considering the time, but I love that showing this show along with 90's animation in general isn't afraid of going that extra mile; usually when that happens is where the best things turn out. It's true this kind of story might be a bit predictable, as this kind of story has been done in many episodes but still your in suspense because of how much you care about the character and there is that looming uncertainty as there is still that possibility of things going sideways fast. But what really powers this episode is that is in its drama of moving in its drama, if you can believe that; because it reminds us heroes are mortal.

I'll admit throughout the episode I was worried for Conan's life; sure, Conan has been though a lot of tough fixes. But this is different because for once it's not something he can fight with his sword, for the enemy is disease. We see this curse/disease engineered by Wrath a Mon is slowly but surely transforming Conan's body. Seeing it was disturbing as time is ticking away you constantly wonder how much worse Conan is going to get. However, what makes it all the scarier and sadder is we're afraid this disease/curse could also be neurological as it could possibly affect Conan's mind making him lose his soul in the process.

The episode also has a sense of dread, doom, and even possible futility as we see Conan and friends are seeking every possibility for a cure but unfortunately time and hope are running out as possibilities are few and nonexistent; but also, we see the friend's effort to retrieve as possible cure has been put to a dead halt.

There is a sad moment when we see the disease/curse is taking Conan's body where he's just about unrecognizable. We see Conan passing everything to his friends, to continue his quest without him. I remember thinking, "no this can't be real, can it?" sadly it is and it just made me realize how truly human Conan is, no matter how strong or good a hero is; not every battle can be won for defeat and death itself are never far behind.

The other theme of the episode was on honoring and keeping a cause and dream alive. From what happens at the end it shows how unbreakable that honor truly is. But most important importantly how unbreakable friendship can for as long as there is love, one is never truly gone.

Rating: 4 stars.

This is one of my favorite animated shows of all time. I was a teen from the 90's and I still watched "MTV" (when it was still good that is) but also, I was looking and watching anime and adult animation. As I was a teen, I had access to seeing the mature side of the animation genre which fascinated me because I was seeing how it can be more and take the next step with itself and this is one of the shows that prove it can.

The concept of this show is yeah, all kinds of ridiculous which is what makes it even more brilliant, and you can say predates "Robot Chicken" and others that go that extra mile in animated parody; though could also say the "Super Smash Bros" video games which has a lot of famous characters in a mashup. The show pretty much plays out like one big "MAD Magazine" cartoon as it parodies celebrities but also WWE wrestling and the "Mortal Kombat" franchise. All those things have been put into the blender and as you guessed it made one hell of a smoothie.

I really love Claymation which is something you honestly don't see much of these days and really makes me long for more. Reminds me of the work of Will Vinton as the designs, movements and the practicality are all top notches. But what I love are the gore effects, for gore hounds this show is worth sniffing out as it really goes all the way with it not holding back. I'll admit I was really surprised by this, describing what happens wouldn't do it justice and it would be a spoiler as part of the joy of this show is seeing it all for yourself to believe it.

The voice acting is top notch from the people that imitate and impersonate the celebrities, even though it would have been cool and even more funny is some of them did their own voices for the characters but oh well. However, it's the commentators and referee who in a way are the ones that really help drive the show. Comediators Johnny Gomez and Nick Dimond are probably another one of my favorite animated comic duos that I think are a little underrated. Both bounce off each other well and really have good voices that sound like they could be real sports commentator professionals. What makes them effective is how straight both play it, despite how much chaos goes on in the ring they both act as though it's another sports game day which makes sense as this violent sport is a regular norm.

Even like the referee Mills Lane, he's got a good voice too as he was an actual referee; it just funny how straight he plays it out where he states out certain odd rules before he has both contenders fight. And there's Stone Cold Steve Austin whom is voiced by the actual wrestler, he's in a few episodes and it's just funny how he plays that persona that we usually see from him but slightly exaggerated.

And of course, the other things that drive the show are the verbal humor, the dialog in the show is just hilarious. There are just so many memorable lines and puns that are dished out faster than the celebrities deliver the punches, kicks, and finishing blows. Some of them say some of the most ridiculous and outlandish things, but also in their dialog it's a parody and satire on the celebrity subculture and how crazy it can truly be. The action is great as we see the celebrities are just fighting the fight but what makes those fights stand out is how they're all playing all kinds of dirty. As they are breaking bones, tearing out limbs, using any to all kinds of bashing weapons, while dishing out the anger. The show was sort of a game show much like with the animated show "Wacky Races" (show I reviewed), as you couldn't help but wanted to place beats on who was going to win.

It would be awesome if there was a revival to this show (if it's done right and in good hands that is) as there are so many more possibilities to play with considering now. Like you can have an episode where's it's comic book movie fight night and you have the actors and actresses from the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) and DCCU (DC Cinematic Universe, pitted against each other; a nice thought to consider.

This mashup packs the punches and gore with hilarity to match.

Rating: 3 and a half stars.

Elvira is one of the most iconic horror host/hostesses that have given the horror genre a good name. As a kid from the 80's despite never able to see "Movie Macabre" as it was on late night after all, I've always seen and heard about her from the commercials she's done, the pinball games based on her; even if you're not a fan of horror which I actually wasn't at the time you still caught a glimpse of her from something. I wouldn't say I had a crush on her (well ok maybe a little, I was attracted to her, who would be) I just really liked her presence as she not just had interesting attire almost like Morticia's dress. But what I love about her is she had this playful fun sharp charisma about her, that made you laugh and want to be friends with her. For the record I actually did get to meet and get a autograph from Elvira/Casandra Peters herself as she came to my town Seattle, WA and the annual Cryptcon.

This is one of my favorite TV to movie adaptation films, ok I know it's not on a TV series that it's on a character for a movie show; but you must realize that this film came out before TV to movie adaptations had rules. After seeing this movie, I can't help but think why no other horror host hasn't had a movie yet; movie on Joe Bob Briggs or even Svengoolie those would be something.

Not a whole lot I can say about this film; the plotline isn't really anything special as it's clearly the typical fish out of water premise on the outsider coming into a boringly normal town. Also, there is the other plotlines from Elvira goal in raising money to make a show production possible and a family secret for her to uncover before an evil sorcerer gets possession of it, basically your charity and MacGuffin motifs. Yeah, all those things we've all seen in numerous other movies, by its nature it's really a clothesline, as this film were clearly here for Elvira herself and what she does given the circumstances and as usual she doesn't disappoint as Elvira is being well Elvira.

There are a lot of clever gags from some of the visuals to the verbal which this film excels in. Elvira you can say could almost be a female Deadpool as just as him she shoots out the puns and the sharp humor lines faster than she can draw out her dagger. It's just fun just seeing her do her thing and being her under the stressful and even dangerous circumstances she's in.

There are just a lot of memorable lines and moments, I won't give too much away as part of the joy in this film and any comedy is discovering it for yourself, but I'll just say a few things I like.

Really like the beginning where we see her doing her show "Movie Macabre" and we see her give her commentary on how bad the film we seen is. It's funny because we've all done this to certain stinkers, we've sat though from a horror show. But also, this predates the programs "Mystery Science Theater 3000", "Rifftrax" and others that have made bad movie mockery an art form.

Though the other thing was after the show just seeing her drive that car of her's which is one of my favorite movie cars of all time (hopefully they'll be a licensed toy replica of that car somewhere along the line) , it's kind of a black Cadillac but it's designed her way which says "Elvira" all the way from the license plate, steering wheel which has chains and the five-star pentagram, black color, and other dark decorations. It's just funny how she is practically driving at almost top speed the whole way but shows she's a person that loves doing her own thing and not caring about the rules (at least ones that are unfair).

Even like that Elvira has a pet which is this mysterious cute dog named Thunk; he's one of my fictional pet characters up there with Luna and Artimis from "Sailor Moon". Like the punk style she made the dog into but also the dog turns out to be useful as we there's more to the dog than meets the eye.

It's funny how despite the people against her in the town, who are mainly people that don't get out of town much and breathe reality, Elvira is able to make a lot of friends. It's funny how she does it effortlessly not hard to see why as most of the male populace (the good kind) is attracted to her and doesn't think twice in helping her out. But just her bright persona which helps her socialize better and even helps people like this one repressed unhappy teen girl, you can tell Elvira is the uplifting friend she's been waiting for.

Even like the final conflict with the sorcerer played well by Mogan Shepard, I'll admit I was surprised that the actor whom I remember as Dr. Zito from "MacGyver" and the voice of "Limburger" from "Biker Mice from Mars" was in this movie. He fits well as he's a good villain, he's the archetypical evil sorcerer but he does it well and as we see Elvira bounces off well as she's a contrast to his sinister and creepy nature. Really like the makeup work on him as we see him getting more powerful and mad at Elvira, he just keeps looking worse which shows the extent of his corruption. Liked seeing how Elvira was holding her own against danger from her unpredictable abilities, sassy comical nature, to just plain good luck which she has loads up as much as "Lupin the Third".

The only bad thing was that this didn't become a movie series, personally I thought Elvira would have had more movies much like with the Ernest film series (well sort of) as Elvira is also another comedy icon. Would have loved to see what more adventure/misadventures Elvira gets in, though we did get another Elvira film a straight to video film from Anchor Bay which was decent but could've been better. Though I can't fret as there actually was a licensed comic book series based on her character and is still currently running, so if you want more hostess with the most then give those a read.

If you're a fan of the horror host Elvira or even just a simple comedy fan looking for something else in the "Fish out of Water" subgenre, let along looking for a TV to film adaptation that's good then this film just like any film that premieres on "Movie Macabre" is at least worth a look.

Rating: 3 stars.

This is another of my personal favorite beat em up games of all time. This game is another volume in one of my favorite beat em up franchises "River City". This series has been an interesting one as it's always taken a lot of different turns in its sequels and spin offs, once again it takes another turn.

I really like the premise and it's more the same thing but different at the same time. In the beat em up games, it's always the common clichéd motif where the girlfriends of the significant others are kidnapped for one reason or another and the boyfriends come to the rescue to save them and the city at the same time; in this game we see this concept has been flipped. I like that as it's a nice little break from the cliched premise, but also, I'll admit as a long time beat em up fan even, I always wondered what would happen if it was the other way around.

Really love the graphical presentation which is two-dimensional beauty as usual in the "River City" games and I wouldn't want it any other way as the whole series plays out like a Shonen Anime. But I really like the detail to it along with the facial expressionism which obviously is in the style of anime which fits perfectly with the game. We even get some manga cut scenes from the current talking panels to the black and white animated panels and all which mainly happen when there are flashback scenes.

I even like the story which is nothing special. It's like with most of the "River City" games but it's in its execution that makes it stand out. I really like how it kept my interest and intrigued from beginning to end, it felt like I just watched season one of an anime series.

But what I like the most was its humor; this game doesn't take itself seriously; I'll admit throughout most of the game I could hardly keep a straight face. I really like some of the dialog with the characters, some have some funny and memorable lines. I mainly like how the game parodies and even addresses certain cliches that have happened in beat em ups as well as Shonen Manga and Anime, it's funny because it's true when you think about it.

Even like the personalities of both leads and the voice acting is spot on. Both are pretty much like a comedy duo; you can almost say a female version of Abott and Costello. Ok, not really but you do have one girl that is the straight girl Misako, and the other is that lovable but ditzy one Kyoko she's my favorite as she sort of reminds me of Bubbles from "Power Puff Girls"; you could say Kyoko is who Bubbles would be if she ever reached teen hood.

The music in the game is great. There are a lot of memorable tracks, it's almost hard to decide which I like the most, but each of them, even that theme song just get you pumped for action. And of course, we have the gameplay which is what you'd expect from the "River City" games the usual action RPG element. From the use of the weapons in which there is a good variety and are all your best friend you'll need more than ever, even like the fallen henchman/woman as a weapon is still intact. There are items and moves to purchase to help you along the way and you have your usual level up system.

One thing I like is that if you decide to show mercy to any of the badies you beat you able to recruit them for your team and can put them to use as each have a different ability. But once you use them you must wait till the gauge recharges so you can either use them or another again. Another thing is you have a stamina gauge for your super move, this gauge does recharge but slowly which is why you should use your super move sparingly, for emergencies only.

I even like the boss fights. Each of them has medium difficulty as they are no pushovers. They each have separate life bars which indicate the different rounds you must go through, so don't get too use to their attack method. Because once you cleared one round, the next will be totally different as they deliver a new method giving you another pattern to adapt to. Even like that sometimes the boss fight format can be different like in one boss fight it was a slight homage to "Mega Man" as you were fighting on a one plane screen and contained area; thought that was cool and kept the game fresh.

"River City Girls" adds fresh water to the river of punches and kicks that continues to flow.

Rating: 4 stars.