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American Housewife (2016)
Worst tv show I have seen in a long time
It feels like a sitcom from the 90s that was so bad it didnt air and now they need to save money because of corona and released it. The acting is horrible for most of the characters, the storys are boring and the jokes are missing. This is more of a soap opera were you can connect (maybe) with some of the characters but dont expect to laugh, you could get a couple smiles thou.
Free Guy (2021)
Fell asleep couple times
I cant remember myself laughing through this movie. Its a sunday movie to kill time and def meant for kids. If you like the central idea I think Wreck It Ralph did it way way better. Overall a disappointing movie but sure kids will love it.
Psycho Goreman (2020)
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!
This movie sucks, its like a gore movie for kids, nothing about this movie brought me back to those old days of good gore comedy, I didnt laugh at all with this movie and I was hopping for it to end most of the time. The cast is horrible, the acting is one of the worst I have ever seen and the plot couldnt be more predictable. If you really liked old school gore movies this is not for you, this is for the new generations that are being allowed to watch "adult movies" at 12/13 years old. So if you are under 18 you might love this movie. I hate it and hope I never have to see it again. Psycho Goreman character is the only good thing and the costume is awesome but nothing else, Mimi, his brother, his parents, the first bad guys to be killed and many more cant act and that makes this movie a pain to watch.
I am going to go watch Severance now or Dale and Tucker vs Evil to bring some joy back from good gore comedy movies.
Together Together (2021)
Nothing to remember about the movie, waste of time
This is not even the kind of movie I will let play for noise while doing something else. I like the actors and I smiled a couple times during the movie but its one of the most mediocre films I have ever seen, very very flat and boring, once the movie was over me and my mother looked at each other and agrees there was a waste of time, doing anything else would be as rewarding as watching this movie. Theres really no point about this movie, avoid!
PS: watched the short film The Letter Room before this one and those 30 minutes of movie were way better than this whole movie.
Bad Education (2019)
What a boring movie
This movie is like having a very boring friend tell a very boring story that when its done everyone moves on with their lives as theres nothing important to talk about it and you feel like that was a waste of time, boring story, boring direction, a waste of time.
Justice League (2017)
I really tried to like it because I am a fan
I am a fan of these characters and tried to watch the movie 6 times, always fell sleep or just got bored. I feel sorry for the cast, is the direction and the script that just suck, almost every scene sucks so bad that it looks like a parody, I feel like the director should be banned for life from making movies and everyone who saw this movie before the release and never told the director that it sucked. When I see Eisenberg Lex Luthor at the end I feel like killing myself because it must be the worst ending ever to one of this superhero movies and the worst cast for a villain ever.
Vivarium (2019)
Great idea with horrible execution
It's like someone had one good idea and tried to turn it into a movie but that same person had no more creativity left. The movie lacka everything, you might be waiting for what's going to happen next and then nothing happened. Basicly this should be a psychological movie but the director though the context was enough. Sadly a real waste of time in the end.
Cat Sick Blues (2015)
One of the worst movies I have ever seen
There is nothing good about this movie, bad acting, terrible script, and so on. Is the type of movie that will left nothing to remember other than the waste of time. Why I watched this movie? Because I met a girl that is the typical "I hate hollywood movies I am special I watch movies that most ppl dont like". I am both those kind of ppl, I love big hollywood movies and I love B movies, but this movie only fits in one place, the bin. Dont waste your time this movie sucks.
El hoyo (2019)
Is not that bad but we need to lower the rating to a real one, should be 4.9 or 5
You might love half the movie but by the end it's fully disappointing. Long story short, the main idea of the movie is great but the guy that had the idea obviously couldnt find anything interesting or smart to show around the main idea, terrible story and dialogues are plain bad. I wouldnt watch it again ever.
La odisea de los giles (2019)
Boring
One of the worst argentinean movies I had ever seen, flat, predictable, boring characters, no depth. Not a bad movie to see on a sunday but would never see it again or recommend it. I really dont get the score, Un cuento chino, 9 reinas, Relatos salvajes, Tiempo de valientes, etc. are all better. If you want to see a movie that is not going to give something to talk or remember after watching, then this is for you.