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Mega Piranha (2010 TV Movie)
4/10
Awful yet strangely enjoyable
19 March 2011
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I've rated this a 4 because I managed to get through to the end. With a title like this I certainly wasn't expecting much, but for what it lacked in most things it made up in silliness.

My hubs and I were amazed at how pants the visuals were as the piranhas grew. When I saw them hanging out of buildings that nearly broke me LOL. The scenes at the waterside when the fish were literally eating people was just so bad I couldn't help but laugh. I also didn't realize Tiffany was in the film until half way through when it suddenly dawned on me why I recognized her.

If you fancy watching something which is totally pants but you have to watch it all, this is probably the film for you. Awful yet strangely enjoyable.
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Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008 TV Movie)
3/10
Focuses too much on gore
19 March 2011
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When I stumbled across this on Sy Fy and saw that the Hoff was in it I thought, proceed with caution it's either going to be good or terrible. It was terrible for the most part although did have the potential to be so much better.

The film mainly consisted of the super giant snake attacking people in a variety of ways. It was far too focused on the various gruesome ways a stereo-snake could kill someone and not really on much else.

Overall it was just needlessly gory.

That being said I got to the end and did manage a chuckle at points so it passed the B movie test. It's watchable if nothing else is on but I wouldn't go out of your way.
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2012: Supernova (2009 Video)
2/10
I gave up
19 March 2011
It's not often I turn off a film, but in this case I gave up.

I struggled with the storyline, why were people constantly trying to kill the main man?.......it just seemed like the film maker wanted to add in some extras so just plopped it in there.

The science was poor.

Whilst maybe I should have seen it through to the end. For me I sacrificed what seemed to be a more promising film to watch this.

Overall rating, could do better especially as I'm guessing from the occasional good visual there was a budget of more than a few thousand $ available.
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