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Reviews
John Wayne Gacy: Devil in Disguise (2021)
Could have been a 20 minute YouTube video
Wayyyyy too drawn out with basically the same stuff over and over. I love crime documentaries but this was terrible. I stopped truly watching after one episode and just read the wiki article, which had more info in less time. Boring.
The Lighthouse (2019)
Good movie if you hate useful plots and want to whine "you just don't GET it"
This movie was a waste of bandwidth. Listening to a cat in heat has more of a plot than this piece of trash movie.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
So boring, unscary, unsuspenseful...
... that I don't even care to google what happens. Four or five episodes in I haven't even felt a moment of suspense, let alone thriller or scary.
February (2015)
Terrible movie with no plot
Seriously, this story could be told in ten minutes. Mundane, boring crap. 5.9 average review is a gift
Absentia (2017)
Horrible writing and acting, over the top tropes
Seriously this show is garbage. Everything is such an exaggeration and the plot is easily guessed as it stumbles along. And of course the plot is typical 2019 where the bad guys are only white dudes who are "extreme patriots" and the coke head main character can overpower dudes twice her size.
Adrift (2018)
How people say this is a good movie is beyond me
Movie has cheesy one liners that a 13 year old kid would think is necessary to evoke some romantic feeling. Really though, it's unimpressive.
Child 44 (2015)
Wish I had a spoiler where I could check the block
seriously what is this hodge podge movie even about? 34 minutes in and it was just a garbled bunch of incoherent scenes. Turned off very shortly after. Sadly I didn't read the book but from what I can tell this movie seems to be some weird knockoff of Citizen X. However I didn't make it far enough to even realize the IMDb summary. I'm trying to figure out what else to make this review long enough to post. But I'm not succeeding. Terrible movie and definitely 34 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.The movie was also overly dark and while I suppose that was done to be artistic the movie was just a general giant pile of dog poop.