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South Park: Post COVID - The Return of COVID (2021)
He deserves better
Not as good as the first episode and like most South Park endings, It feels rushed and underwhelming and falls apart a bit. It started off a masterpiece 9.5 and falls to just a 7 at best. The Jimmy jokes are the best IMO.
La Brea (2021)
La Turd
Bad acting, writing, green screen, and all out plagiarism. Lets take Stranger Things, Doctor Who and possibly Twilight and throw it literally upside down. Come on. Sometimes pilot episodes can be rough but I don't expect this to get better. Be lucky to make it through its initial order. Emergence at best. Only reason why I gave it a 3 cause I made it through the end and its almost so bad that its good. It seems to be aware of itself and its a bit Meta and im a little bit optimistic that it might get better. Thats all.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Godzilla vs Kong vs Pacific Rim vs Horizon Zero vs Tron vs Hunger Games
With Tomato Cannons and Strange Things including Moana the movie. Where are the Power Rangers?
Tom and Jerry (2021)
Reality where realistic humans live with cartoon animals
There is a potential for something good here. Plot was bad, but the animation blending with the world was next gen. Imagine Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam done this way. Or make/remake episodes using this formula of Classic Tom and Jerry or any cartoon. Animaniacs should have been done this way.
Kidô Senkan Nadesico (1996)
Hidden gem. Best intro song
It's quirky, way ahead of its time and surprisingly relevant. It's a fun time. The intro song is amongst the best.
A Teacher (2020)
Goes nowhere fast!
Besides a couple things that happen here and there, its not very good and it's a struggle to the end. I get It's supposed to bring awareness to it can happen to males. It could have been done better.
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
So cheezy it made me constipated.
Its a fun family film. Mando is in it. Thats incentive enough.
This Is Us: Forty: Part One (2020)
This is Garbage!!!
Your a daisy if you do, your a daisy if you don't. This show was an escape for the 4 seasons. It was one of my favorites... Until now. We know whats going on. It's been shoved down or throats for 7 months. It doesnt have to be in everything... Especially on our favorite shows.
The Flash: Into the Void (2019)
Mohinder is shooting himself up again.
This was fun nonsense. Everything is on the line again. We have our characters going threw there struggles. Different reality Mohinder is the mad scientist yet again. Whats not to enjoy?
The Tree of Life (2011)
More like Tree of Death
I had high expectations for this movie; thinking it would be something amazing. But this was simply a terrible movie when it comes to story, plot development, any sort of an attachment to it. It felt like Bing took the best videos and sewed them up and wasted about 2 hours showing various art works. I felt like I was watching Nova or National Geographic tribute. Don't get me wrong, they were beautiful random shots of random life events. But seriously they plagued about 70 percent of the movie. The other 30 percent was basically Brad Pitt being a law enforcer to his kids. The kids revolt and causing chaos while he is away. That's basically it.
This seriously was not a movie and I hope this doesn't win any awards because it was not good. If I wanted to watch a bunch of pretty videos, I would turn on PBS. If I wanted to watch kids play around, I would look outside my window or go to a playground. Seriously!!!! what were these people thinking making this consider this a movie. I could have made this movie myself in a day. Let me take a bunch of random videos and watching kids play around for a day and release it and make millions of dollars. The best part of the movie which makes me give it 2 stars is because you don't tell Brad Pitt to be quiet, because he will lunge across the table and beat the smoking out of you. My other favorite part was when the movie was over when I shouted out in the theater "Thank god it's over" and stormed out of the place. Life felt so much better after the movie was over, even the horrible rap music which was blaring the car next to me sounded so good.