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1/10
False Advertising
7 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Well one look at the poster and you would think Vinnie Jones is the leading actor in this. However that is not the case he does not show up till the end for what is more like a guest appearance. It's obvious they used Vinnie Jones just to drive their sales. People wonder why piracy exist and this is a grade A example! Really if I could do it over I would not even download this movie.

I want my 90 minuets & my 2$ back that it cost for me to rent this garbage. If I could get my 90 minuets back I'd so something far more enjoyable like sticking my hand in a wood chipper.

The acting is horrible and it makes me wonder how much they paid Vinnie Jones to appear in this disastrous thing that I won't even classify as a movie.
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Battleship (2012)
3/10
Thank god for friends and the power of refunds.
22 May 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I am fortunate enough to have friends that work at the local theater so at the end all I've lost was 2 hours. "I still think I should be paid for wasting my time." I figured maybe the good parts are at the end but they never came.

A few facts.. This movie has a decent cast,a awesome budget, and a horrible script. "They would have been better off to remove all the talking." Ex: I'm going to frigging save you. rofl! really? or the you're going to die I'm going to die rant lmao. Some of the dialog is painfully uncomfortable to sit through. I don't enjoy watching something that makes me feel embarrassed for the actors. It made me wish I reverted to NANALALANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

With the budget they had you would think it would be possible to buy a kick ass script.

Now on to the visuals! The special effects were stunning like transformers. I really enjoyed the eye candy while it lasted. If there was more of it they could have got away with the pathetic script.

Overall I'm very disappointed :(

Script 0/10 Cast 6.5/10 Visuals 8.5/10

If you've not seen this already my advice is to wait for it to come out on HBO.
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The Double (I) (2011)
9/10
A+ Epicness
9 January 2012
Reading a few of the reviews along with the IMDb rating almost turned me off from this but after watching this I can say boy were they wrong!

I figured I was following this movie pretty good till the end. I was enjoying the action and the story along with what would the twist be! I was in awe after they happened with how cleverly the twist were done. I didn't expect what happened to happen at all. I pretty much had my own summary of what usually goes down in movies like this.

When it comes to the part of me actually talking about the movie story itself or what would be considered mild spoilers it wont happen.. Watch it for yourself and see I guarantee you will not be disappointed!

The only thing I thought was wrong for the listing of this while I was watching it was mystery. At least till the end that could have went in so many directions potentially turning this 9/10 into the 6/10 rating that it has.

This movie is so underrated :(
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The Change-Up (2011)
10/10
Why hate?
14 August 2011
Out of all the reviews I read it seems that no one enjoys a good R rated comedy anymore. What happened to the days when everyone kept it simple. This movie made me laugh a lot from start to end. There was a lot of harsh language in this movie BUT! it was done very well. So many funny parts in the movie. I did not find myself bored at anytime in this film. I watched this movie in the hopes to enjoy myself and laugh till my sides hurt and it did just that. One of the better R rated profane comedies I've seen in the last few years. So many comedies have came out rated PG-13 the last few years and many of them was just plain dull.

If you enjoy adult humor this is a movie you will like. This movie IS NOT for children lol.

If you do not enjoy adult humor why are you here? Don't review or even rate it ffs go back and watch smurfs or whatever.
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