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Extraction (2020)
3/10
Complete Garbage
27 April 2020
Couldn't get past the first unrealistic scenes where the strategy was to storm a room full of heavily armed men and proceed to take them out one by one. You know, one of those scenes where all the baddies wait in turn to have a go at our hero. Pure dribble.
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The Strain (2014–2017)
1/10
How. The. F*#k. Is. This. Crap. Rating. 8.3?????
3 August 2014
We are spoilt now on the small screen with great writers delivering extraordinary dialogue, A- List actors weaving their magic and sh*t hot directors pulling it all together in series such as Fargo, True Detective and Breaking Bad. And then there's this crap. Written by children, acted by amateurs and directed by money hungry morons who know little of the craft. If this makes a second season, I no longer want to live on this planet.

It's been said in other reviews but holes in the plot as big as the Grand Canyon are so apparent. Plane lands, dead on tarmac. The two first people there are ATC and one remarks that the plane looks so much larger in real life. At what time of day did the writers come up with that? I'm guessing around 10:30 pm after pizzas, cheap beers and several joints were passed around. Or could that have been after their bed times? Maybe their teddy bears magically came to life and got involved, who can say?

I could write a novel, there is so much confusion here. How did this get sold to the studio? How do the writers come to an agreement that what they deliver is not laughable? How do the actors deliver the lines without wanting to throw up into their mouths? How do the countless number of morons who have rated this so high and give great reviews tie their own shoelaces?
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Ground Zero (2000)
1/10
Pure Dribble
15 January 2004
Not even worth wasting a cold wet London afternoon for. The action shots are the worst I have ever seen, the acting beyond cornball. As for the plot, there was a plot?? I have seen better creations in a kindergarten class with much more intelligence given to the end result. No, I didn't like it
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