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Spiders 3D (2013)
A film so bad, it's almost good
Atrocious acting. As one reviewer said, Botox rules OK and none of the actors move their faces. The script is laughable and the acting so wooden its hard to tell some of the cast from the props.
The special effects are laughable. Why would a spider make a roaring noise? Further, all the spiders appear to be bullet proofed, but the "soldiers" continue to fire at them even though the bullets are are clearly not having any effect and don't even mention the helicopter pumping round after round into the queen spider, which also eats a couple of cast. Amazing since spiders don't have that ability. Something also strange is that the queen also appears to only have 2 eyes and halfway through the movie most of all the other spiders disappear. Apparently they also got fed up of the movie.
In fairness, the sort of movie you'd watch because you think this can't get worse, but it does.
Won't spoil the ending but just say its indescribable. Work out how the "hero" manages to survive. Defies all logic.