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Toolbox Murders (2004)
More horror, more crap.
This movie really is dire, I haven't seen a movie as bad as this for a while now. on the plus side it's still better than "House of 1000 corpses". I didn't expect the toolbox murders to be good, but I didn't think is would be this bad 1 out of 10 and that's being generous. The acting was awful too. Tobe Hooper hasn't made a decent movie for years. If anyone caught the episodes of Freddy's Nightmares that Tobe directed they were better than this so don't expect much if you haven't seen it. There is no real horror in this movie, it relies on using the same technique Alan Silvestri uses in "what lies beneath" in order to scare the audience by which I mean punching a silent moment with a loud noise to make them jump. Complete rubbish. We need more psychological horror.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Why, Oh Why, Oh Why.
Why, Oh Why, Oh Why. Did I pay my hard earned cash to see this utter rubbish. There was no plot, the editing was just a mish mash of a complete waste of celluloid and as for directorial nods to films like texas chainsaw.... more like complete rip offs. NOT GOOD AT ALL!!