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Blood Red Moon (2010 Video)
3/10
So bad, it's good?
2 April 2010
Warning: Spoilers
For those of you who have ever wondered "Gee, I wonder what Twilight would have been like if it was shot for twenty dollars in Canada" here's your answer. How cheap is this movie? It appears to have been shot on a home video camera. The actors all wear the same costume throughout the entire story, despite it supposedly taking place over several days. I can't say for sure how accurate a representation that is of Canadian hygiene habits, but it seems a bit inauthentic to me. I wouldn't go so far as to say that there is a plot. More accurately, it expects you to have previously viewed Twilight in order to fill in the gaps in story the film makers just couldn't squeeze in to the 1 hour running time. I say that again, 1 hour running time. In a revolutionary twist on the genre this "film" doesn't actually show any of the interesting parts from Twilight, it instead merely references them. "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we had the budget to climb that tree? Nah..it's been done."

In short, it's entertaining in it's own awful little Canadian way.
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"At least when he's 69'in a chick his nose won't get stuck in her pooper."
1 November 2004
One of the worst movies I've ever seen, however Gary Busey and Mario Lopez both give the best performances of their lives. If you've ever wanted to hear A.C. Slater talking about a man with a missing nose 69'in a chick or see Mr. Gary Busey make a mad dash to the bathroom trying to contain his diarrhea after giving the craziest dialog you'll ever hear, then this is the film for you. You can talk all day about Citizen Kane if you like. For my money, this film deserves it's rightful place at the top of the heap. Plotwise it's absolutely terrible, the story is ridiculous and it doesn't have much of an ending but the dialog is amazing. The superstar cast is really what makes this the best film ever made.
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Monster (2003)
10/10
The performance for the ages?
21 February 2004
It is now 2 days since I witnessed one of filmdom's finest performances. I am still in awe of Charlize Theron's complete and total transformation into the role of Aileen "Lee" Wuaronos. It is quite simply one of the most astonishing pieces of acting that any of us mere mortals will ever witness. I cannot speak for the authenticity of this performance, but I can say that she managed to turn a character that I went into the film expecting to hate into one of the most sympathetic souls that I have ever seen. Ricci does an admirable job of playing second fiddle here. (I swear, you can almost see it in her face that she knew that Theron was turning in one of the best performances ever here.) I don't know how well the average moviegoer will appreciate this film, but for those of you who are interested in seeing one of the best realized, and most engaging, tragedies this side of Shakespeare, you are in luck. "Monster" is smart, sad and sometimes humorous. It doesn't make the mistake of attempting to make the audience agree with every decision the primary character makes. It simply asks you to think harder about them.
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