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Geostorm (2017)
So...Boring. So...Few....Storms
I'm giving this 2 stars because the very few times the storms show up in this hour and forty some odd minute movie about gigantic killer storms are pretty sweet. Other than that, this movie is hideously, hideously dull.
We having talking, walking, more talking, more walking. Oh, and in case anyone was desperately worried, the random little boy whom we know nothing about's dog lives. Are we surprised? Of course not. But just in case you were worried, the dog lives.
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
And I *Love* B-Movies, Too...
This movie is low budget and KNOWS its low budget. We have teenagers obviously being played by adults, that sort of thing. The opening credits started with a great deal of promise for me. In fact, if not for the opening credits, I would be telling you all that this was in fact a zero star movie for me.
The problem lies in the movie knowing its low budget and not knowing what to do with itself. Unlike a movie like "Sharknado" which plays well with its "badness", "Ninja Cheerleaders" fails to use its badness and lack of budget to its benefit. Frequently jokes run on for far too long.
Mothman (2010)
There was nothing else on T.V....
I love B-movies. This does not qualify as watchable in my book, even with liquid mind enhancing substances. Remember that mildly amusing movie, Mothman Prophecy? Or perhaps you read the book? Other than the location and the monster this has nothing to do with either.
I'll be honest, the only reason I finished this one was:
A: it was too hot to go outside B: the only episodes of Law and Order that were on were dull C: I'd been reading for hours and I felt like taking a break D: I'm a glutton for pain and kept hoping this movie would give me that B- movie laugh I was looking for. Spoiler alert- it's not there.