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The Gray Man (2022)
4/10
Excessive action, not enough story
6 April 2024
The first half was a pretty good action movie, with motivations that made sense and well-choreographed, creative action sequences. But then it got over-the-top, with massacres, tons of operatives being involved in the fights, bazookas blowing up vehicles, etc.. The only reason Ryan Gosling survived was plot armor. It ended up being rather ridiculous. And since the motivation for pursuing him was keeping certain underhanded goings-on under the radar, having everything made incredibly public ruined the logic of the characters' motivations, in my opinion. There were a lot of more logical ways characters could have handled situations; the movie prioritized what would make for the best action sequences over what actually made sense. The movie would have been better if they'd prioritized telling a good story over dramatic visuals.

Also, there's no way this should have a PG-13 rating. Hundreds of people die, there are graphic injuries and graphic torture scenes, and children in serious peril.
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New York Minute (I) (2004)
5/10
Timestamps for Jared Padalecki's Appearances
29 June 2019
Incase anyone else is watching this movie solely to see baby Sammy.

32:00-38:00 40:50-41:10 42:35-43:05 46:55 48:10-49:10 1:08:00-1:09:05 1:10:20 1:11:45-1:12:35 1:13:05-1:15:05 1:16:00-1:18:00 1:23:00 to end
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Barbie Video Game Hero (2017 Video)
10/10
A huge improvement
6 April 2018
Barbie movies sure have gotten better since I was a child. This one is the best I've seen. The focus is not on the usual Barbie subjects - boyfriends, fashion, and shopping. There aren't even any boyfriend-girlfriend relationships in the movie, just friendships between girls and between girls and boys. The focus is actually on solving problems, helping others, and getting things done. There is the usual pinkification, but the attention to fashion and consumerism is kept to a minimum. The characters also look better - they are still too thin to be real, but the girls have smaller breasts and the boy looks pretty normal and isn't unrealistically muscled out. The two male characters are friends and helpers with personalities, not just pretty boyfriends.

There are also a number of positive messages throughout the movie. Barbie is confident, smart, and capable, and the other characters, both girls and boys, look to her to solve problems, decide what to do next, and fight bad guys. One of the concluding messages Barbie learns is, "We don't have to do what we're programmed to do. I can change the game. Now it's time to change the game to fit me." There is also a character who is afraid of heights, and I was sure that was going to be turned into a damsel distress moment, but instead she learns that it's okay to be afraid, but don't let fear control you - and saves herself.

I also appreciate the subject matter. With women being underrepresented in STEM fields, especially in the incredibly fast-growing field of computer technology, I think it's very positive that this movie portrays Barbie as a computer programmer. She is the sole designer and developer of the game which they are playing inside of for most of the movie. I also appreciate that this movie is presenting video games as being totally "for girls," which does something to counteract the general perception, especially among children, and the marketing, that video games are "for boys." This is important because nothing has been found that even comes close to video games in being effective at improving skills related to fluid IQ (working memory, object tracking, mental rotation, reaction times, puzzle-solving, visual-spatial reasoning, and quick and accurate decision-making). If it takes some pinkification to get the message to girls that video games are not just for boys, and are for them too, I'm okay with that.

The original designer of Barbie created Barbie because she noticed all dolls for girls were baby dolls, which restricted girls to playing the role of mother and nothing else. She wanted to create a doll that was an adult woman with many careers, so that girls could imagine all the amazing things they were capable of doing. I think Barbie is finally starting to live up to that vision, and be more than "Everyone's Favorite Fashion Icon."
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Lorenzo (2004)
1/10
Dark and grotesque
13 March 2018
Horrible. If I saw this as a child I would be terrified. Definitely should not be rated G, and no parents should be duped into thinking this is suitable for children because it's by Disney. Watching this as a child would be a traumatic experience.
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