Chris Foss! (Just saying')
Nevarro:
Swamp Thing Pirates of the Caribbean pirate king pirate is back. What did I say in Eps1??!!?!?!
Somewhere nearby or not:
Rebel pilot guys just chilling, space snooker,
Blue "I'm going to Coruscant for permission to assist Apollo. Although I'm sure if we are this far out we should have autonomy."
Coruscant:
Just like that, Coruscant. How near are these planets in this show?
Blue to office guy "I need permission"
Ladies Man to Blue "No"
Blue "you've turned me down, but I'm going to state a vague threat that you're not addressing or fixing, that will be conveniently left for the Mandos to.......fix." While verbally wagging my finger.
Droids are so funny, naughty Empire person. Let's mention Moff Gideon.
Hidy Hole Planet:
Blue is off again to Mando Hidy Hole planet (just round the corner from Coruscant I believe; is this show Smallville? "Hey Clark I've just driven (an estimated) 30 plus minutes from town to your farm for a 2 minute chat, which seems a reasonable amount of time to spend travelling for a conversation of that length).
Lucky Blue got turned down, now there's a good reason for the Mandos to get involved.
Obviously they place a sentry or two for unarmed rebel pilots with open arms approaching their base, just not for dangerous Croco-Turtles and lethal Snatchy Foundling Eating Big-Bird Things.
"Hey, Main Mando I have a message from Greef , let me reach into my pocket for it."
The Script: "All" Mandalorians point their weapons at Blue. What a hackneyed inane histrionic reaction; What's he got in his jacket that Beskar armour can't defend? Who, of the 20 plus Mandos there, was he going to attack first, let alone why?? Maybe it was a bomb, or even deadlier, a picture of two kittens.
The Mandos need to work on their ocular pat down.
Blue to Main Mando "anyway, here's the message thingy and this episode's Side Mission multiple action scenes: Unlocked. Bye."
We love a bit of R5-D4. At least someone sorted that bad motivator. And for showing Blue where the Mandos were hiding (and they really do pride themselves on their secrecy).
Cave:
DJin to the cabal "I'm asking for an interference, bla, bla, convenient land gift reason, bla, bla."
The crowd "mumble mumble"
DJin "I'm holding the speaking hammer, shhhhh"
Armorer Mando "anyone want to pip up?"
Big Mando "I do!" "Bla, bla, bla, imperial butchers, bla, brothers and sisters die, bla, bla, sacrifice, bla, bla, Why??!!" (oh this can't be good, so negative, he's definitely against it)"because we are Mandalorians" (oh, I didn't see that coming, because my eyes were rolling to the back of my head.)
"Make it so!"
"Jump on to my sweet, sweet spaceship and let's get going to Nevarro" says Bo-Katan Hannibal Smith Kryze "cause I've got a plan"
Nevarro:
Drunk pirates who can't act drunk. Stumbly, stumbly. Or see where they are going through the masks. Shoot at snickering callback aliens.
Yay, Doozers. Sorry, Anzellans.
King Pirate " launch snubfighters it's the Main Mando"
Aggrieved pirate from before "Blast that ship!"
Other pirate "Understood." Seriously? "Understood"!!! He needs to be told?
DJin to Greef "We're here for convenient land gift"
Action colourful Boba Fetts "Team Two, Team This, Team That, walk into obligatory fight scene." Finger signalling. They must know what they are doing.
Aggrieved Pirate "I'm on the N1". You already were!!! And if not, what were you doing?
Concurrent shoot-out and dog-fight action sequence, Tick.
Armorer Mando "with my Hammer and large tweezers I have evaded all pirates, avoided being boxed in, sneaky snuck around the back and hath saveth the day"
Oi, Random Mando, definitely don't fire your wrist rocket at the gun emplacement that was pinning everyone down, but at two pirate pedestrians.
Aggrieved Pirate "I'm off, so I can get my comeuppance in another episode"
Pirate Seaweed King "in a puffers big eye I'll get us killed for more action and explosions, aarrrrrrgggghhh." Nooooo don't destroy the awesome Chris Foss spaceship.
They've won.
Everyone Cheer. Including Doozers.
Greef "Have some land."
A Forge. Again: Which means "words".
Armorer to Katee "wordy, wordy, bla, bla, bla, the writers have come up with a tenuous reason to take your helmet off, after banging on about keeping your helmet on every blooming episode I'm in, and after making DJin take a bath so he could join our club again, we must all walk together".
New Main Mission have a reason to see the actors faces: Unlocked. Nice.
Armorer to Dunces, I mean Mandalorians "exposition, reasons, shut it I'm the boss, no helmet for Katee!"
SPACE:
Blue "I've found the Moff Gideon ship etc, etc, escape, beskar, is it a set up to frame the Mandalorians or is it a red herring because there are Baddy Mandalorians?" Other New Extra Main Mission get some more villains: Unlocked.
Awesome art. The End. At least I'm only two episode behind now. And I get to see Katee.
And does this episode score so high because we didn't have to put up with Big Ears so much? Ask yourself that fanboys.
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