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Suing the Devil (2011)
Absolutely rock bottom ...0 out of 10
To say this movie blows chunks ... is to disparage the chunks.
...Yes, it is that bad.
...The acting is abysmal, the plot and story are a thinly disguised attempt to proselytize from the screen in an amateur outing that confuses "cheeky cliché" with good solid storytelling.
...There is a reason there are no good Christian comedians. This material isn't in the least bit funny.
...I would rather the makers of this film accost me in an airport with orange robes and cheat me out of the change due for the hard sell of the Bhagavad Gita, than steal my time and money in a theater.
...I can only believe that the positive reviews that led me to this abortion were all posted by members, friends, and family of the production crew in an Astroturf campaign for viewers.
Off the Map (2011)
This show is execrable.
...Think sorority girls and stud muffins play at being doctors in the jungle complete with simpleton "locals" and formulaic drama and that is all you need to know.
...Because this show is shot in Hawai'i, the scenery is spectacular. It will make you all the angrier that not more was done with the writing, casting, and scripts.
...I made it through 1 and 1/3 episodes, but no more. The acting is passable, but the music is sappy, the stories are predictable, and the casting is well, to be kind, extremely uninspired. This could easily have been the Disney Channel does jungle medicine with high schoolers.
...I can guarantee you that it is only a matter of time before one of the "doctors" has to land an airplane due to an accident with the pilot.
...yes it is that bad.
... The networks wonder why the cable channels have all the hits now-a-days. Well I give you "Off the Map" as exhibit Number 1.