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Dokjeon 2 (2023)
Hollywood style cash grab
This is a classic example of a studio owning the rights to a film that was received well and then making terrible sequels in a cash grab.
The Rak / Mr Lee character is done over in a completely confusing way while the character of Won-Ho just isn't strong enough to be the lead in this sequel. So we end up with two lead characters that really aren't that accessible to the audience and, quite frankly, are too boring to care about.
Brian, who thought himself the big man in the first film but proved to be just another pawn now seems to be so well connected he's running half the show and there's no explanation for this.
As for the addition of new characters, they didn't really add anything to the plot either. Big Knife could have been an interesting character were she in another film.
The pace of the film is similar to the first one, a slow burn, however, slow burns work well then they're good but Beliver 2 is just slow with no pay off at the end. And that ending? An attempt to mirror the first film but bringing a finality to fruition failed at being interesting also.
One final thing I'd like to point out was the inclusion of the deaf brother and sister. At no point in this film were their characters relevant, I assume they were included for some sense of continuity, but the events surrounding them were completely unnecessary. If the creative team were attempting being bring a sense of sadness into the film then they went about it the wrong way.
I gave this film a 3/10 but I'm probably being a little kind.
Curious (2006)
This is why actors become porn stars
It's incredibly terrible movies like this one that give us an understanding of why some actors become porn stars...
...Tristan Hamilton before he became Rogan Richards.
There is absolutely nothing else relevant to say about this movie except maybe;
Was it made as a lengthy audition tape?
Poppers are not that strong?
There is no storyline just softcore rubbish and
Tristan aka Rogan looks much better before hitting up on all the juice.
Nuff said.
1313: UFO Invasion (2012)
another amazing 1313 movie
Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.
After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.
I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:
(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)
(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)
WIFEY: What are you watching dear?
CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.
WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits)
(secret saved another day)
Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011)
Time for a nap
Wow! Just wow! I've seen scarier sharks inside sock puppets.
As far as bad acting skills go this is up there with the worst porn.
I once thought that Zombie Nation was the worst film I had ever seen but this makes that look like cinema gold.
Me and my friends love a bad movie, they are great for a laugh, but this film is just beyond that, darlin'. Bad, I'm mean really bad, acting, bad direction, bad editing, bad script, bad hairstyles and facial hair that randomly change and no point commenting about the effects. I'm pretty sure this was filmed in someone's backyard.
So, if you have trouble sleeping, watch this. You'll fall asleep in no time.
Btw, did I mention how BAD the acting was!!!!