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Inside (I) (2016)
1/10
Useless, pointless and a Complete Waste of Time
4 September 2018
There was absolutely no reason why this re-make should have been filmed. The original French film L'Interiour, was a brutal assault on the senses while this film is little more than a slap in the face. Like the equally pointless re-make of "Martyrs", this film lacks any real substance, sense of dread or originality. Mainstream Hollywood has obviously run out of original ideas for good, solid horror/thriller movies and has resorted to churning out bad re-makes of superior foreign films. I will avoid any future horror re-makes from now on since my time os far too valuable to waste on poorly executed Hollywood drivel. AVOID AT ALL COST
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Inside (I) (2016)
1/10
Pointless Remake of a Great Horror FIlm
20 December 2017
Yet again, the film industry shows it's lack of imagination and lack of quality scripts by re-making an already great horror film. The original, L'interier, was a terrifying, bloody joyride from beginning to end. The roles were cast well. The story was tight. believable and scary as Hell. The direction was excellent as well. The movie was intense to the extreme yet it still felt like this could actually happen in real life! None of these components can be applied to this pitiful excuse of a re-make. Although Rachel Nichols is an accomplished actress, she struggles through this film like a rookie. It's not her fault as her part has been watered down via faulty script and poor direction. Actress Laura Harring was a poor fit for the part of "The Woman" originally portrayed by the amazing Beatrice Dalle. This film is yet more evidence that mainstream film markets have lost all originality and are increasingly dependent on re-making earlier, preferably foreign films or churning out low budget, poor replicas of successful ones. When I learned that an American re-make of the incredible French horror film "Martyrs" was being made, I swore to myself to never watch it. I broke that promise to myself and watched it. The film, like the new version of "L'Interiour" is nothing more than a milquetoast, re-visioning insult to the original. Gone was the sheer gut-wrenching violence perpetrated on these girls, Gone was the insane logic which help the group together, It took a film that reached out and punched you repeatedly in the gut and turned it into little more than a made-for-TV movie filled with rejects from the O.C. that had far less talent than the roles required. In fact, like "Inside", the re-make of "Martyrs: seemed to have been created solely for the late teen audience due to the removal of many of the key violent and bloody scenes Neither of these films needed to be re-made and the evidence is right in front of you. Forget these abortive attempts at capturing lighting and stick with the originals
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Luciferous (2015)
5/10
Interesting, but ultimately not worth it
29 August 2016
I've watched a LOT of movies in my lifetime, from instant classics to bottom of the barrel trash, so I like to think I know how film is supposed to work. Luciferous is at heart, a pretty good film. However, decent acting and limited, but successful settings cannot save a flawed film. Alex and Mahsa live a very comfortable life in an upscale condo with their young daughter, Mina. Life is great until Alex suffers a head injury and after a slow recovery begins to act more and more strangely, eventually putting his family in danger. The movie flows well, with nice transitions from scene to scene. There are a few bumps in the road where situations occur for no other reason than to move the plot along. The main problem with the movie is one which has become more common now that anyone can make a movie for a few grand, a computer and some electronics. The film attempts to sum everything up in too short a time! This flaw almost always leaves the viewer with more questions than answers and not in a good way. I like films than makes me think. I LOVE movies that force me to think outside my comfort zone. A good example would be "Memento". This movie attempts to sway the viewer into believing that supernatural forces are the cause without actually giving any reason to think that. Alex's head injury plus loads of medication easily explain all the bizarre happenings at the home, yet the supernatural element is pushed numerous times. The final 15 minutes are where the film falls flat on it's face. Like too many other movies, in too short a time, we are given a LOT of information which, ideally, is supposed to make us say "So THAT'S why all that happened"? Certain scenes gain more importance and the actions of certain characters become more relevant. That's not the case with this film. Without giving too much away, everything that has occurred to the family is summed up in the final few minutes without really explaining much at all! Logic went out the window and the sense of cohesion we're supposed to feel simply doesn't occur. What is supposed to be an "Aha!" moment is actually a "What the ....?" moment. instead of making me want to watch the movie over again to look for bits that I thought were insignificant or didn't make sense I wanted to ask for my 90 minutes back. ALl in all, the acting, direction and sets were actually pretty good for a low budget film, but the script fails in ways that make the viewing experience unenjoyable. Oh yeah, and Mina constantly whining, crying and yelling for "Mommy" begins to get on your nerves in about 18 minutes.
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Dark Summer (2015)
8/10
Not all that bad
10 June 2016
Overall, I think this movie has been given a bit of a bad rap. Compared to a lot of recent horror films, this one was actually pretty good even with the budget restraints. Daniel has been placed under house arrest for cyberstalking local "weird girl" Mona. The only adult in the film is Daniel's somewhat sympathetic parole officer played by Peter Stormare. Daniel does have 2 friends which visit him daily, help him reconnect with the web and are inadvertently drawn into his unfolding nightmare. After Daniel receives a disturbing Skype from Mona, things turn from boring to surreal and eventually frightening as he realizes that he is being haunted by Mona's spirit. Using technology somewhat out of their capabilities at times, the trio of friends try to figure out what's real, what's simply Daniel's guilt and what just hallucinations. The only real subplot is Annie's unrequited love of Daniel and how it eventually plays out in the end. The primary flaw with the movie is with the script. Everything is just taken for granted that Daniel is placed in a situation where he is trapped and doomed. There had to be a reason why Daniel was "trapped". There had to be a reason why the cast was limited to as few people as possible. There had to be a reason to create a claustrophobic feel. This might have been done better with a better screenplay, but somehow, it was pulled off without too much loss of effect. The movie slows to a crawl in several instances where it is supposed to build tension. In some cases it works. In others, it's merely a ploy to stretch the running time. It's only within the final 20 minutes or so that the trio truly realize what's happening, yet little is actually explained and the viewer is left with far too many questions than answers. I had way too many questions by the time the film ended.

BEWARE, HERE BE SPOILERS

It becomes obvious why Daniel suddenly became smitten with Mona, yet she did little to reciprocate his obvious attention. Was it her parent's that intervened? The lock on the OUTSIDE of Mona's bedroom door was unusual. Did her parent's know what her "hobby" was? Were they protecting her or were they AFRAID of her? Were THEY ALSO into witchcraft? Did they know what their little darling was up to and file charges against Daniel as a way of protecting HIM? Every part of the "possession" spell as aimed at Daniel, yet WHY would she want to possess him? How could she possibly know that Annie would complete the spell? WHY didn't either of them attempt to actually start a conversation with each other? Mona was obviously stalking Daniel for MUCH longer than he was stalking her based on the evidence in her secret room. It would have been a LOT simpler for her to approach Daniel after her initial love spell than to go to the extreme that she did. I neither expect not want to have a movie explained for me, but just a little more information concerning the above could really have made this a much more creepy movie Dark Summer wasn't a great film. It was a pretty good film that didn't waste my time. There were a couple of major plot holes that were easy to overlook, but I would have liked for the characters to have "fleshed out" a bit more so that they were easier to identify with. In fact, the entire story could have used a little more background color. To sum up, I've seen worse, but I've seen much better.
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1/10
The "Non-War" on Christmas
23 December 2014
By now, everyone has become familiar with Kirk Cameron's delusional and self indulgent attitudes about evangelical Christianity. Most probably also realize that his ideas and opinions are simply wrong. This movie is simply one of his more self indulgent tirades about the supposed removal of Christian themes at Christmas time and how we are all going to Hell. Or something similar. His complete lack of accuracy concerning the actual beginnings of the Christmas holiday not only make the movie a laughable joke, but also showcase his ignorance, therefore ALL Christian's ignorance (He seems to like taking credit for speaking for all Christians) A 10 minute search on the internet will inform even the most staunch Catholic that EVERY aspect of Christmas including the iconic Christmas tree, gift-giving, yule logs, etc, were all adapted by early Christian leaders from PAGAN sources! Here's another quick fact; Jesus wasn't born in December! He was probably born sometime during the Summer months. He is also apparently unaware that when the Puritans settled in America, they OUTLAWED all Christmas celebrations for almost 80 years! We are also treated to more whining about the removal of manger displays, etc from public areas. Yet not a single display on a truly PUBLIC area has been forced to be be removed by public outcry (at least none that I have heard about) Instead, most manger displays that have been removed were on State or Federal property! And yes, THIS IS a violation of the "Separation of Church & State" laws. All in all, the movie is a complete mess! Loaded with self indulgent garbage, this waste of film is also horribly written and directed with acting so far below par as to make a grade school play seems like Shakespeare in the Round. Kirk needs to keep audiences amused with his fire breathing dragons and keep his nose out of major film-making.
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Don't Blink (2014)
7/10
It's not as bad as Everyone Says
22 December 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Contains SPOILERS about the ending of film along with my possible explanations about what was happening!!

Okay, it's true that it wasn't a great movie that deserved to be given an "A" listing and shown worldwide, but it was better than most of the junk out there calling itself horror/thriller. Let's get that out the way first. By now, everyone knows the basic premise. A group of 20-somethings go to a VERY secluded mountain resort and one by one they simply "disappear"!

You are never shown what happens to the person after they disappear nor is it ever explained what's causing the phenomenon. You are tossed a red herring with Noah that went a bit too far, but that's excusable. So what? It's still an intriguing film with decent acting and a better than average script. I'm not a fan of Brian Austen Greene, but he's not that bad in this. The threat against the group is also pretty damn scary too! Just because some reviewers want everything spelled out for them doesn't mean it's a lousy movie. So here are a few answers to some questions people here have asked or complained about. This is just my opinion by the way.

First. The group is trapped at the lodge! It's explained several times that they are 2-3 HUNDRED miles from the nearest town and every car at the lodge is out of gas or almost out. Second. They DO have cell phones! They all check their phones near the beginning of the movie but no-one can get a signal AND they can't find the phone in the lodge. Third. Why do you want an explanation anyway? It's the fact that they are completely helpless against some unstoppable, unknown force that scares the Hell out of me. Like one character says; "I can F*** up a serial killer" but he's helpless against this threat, he knows it! and that makes him snap. Because sooner or later you DO have to blink, or sleep, or simply glance away and since it takes just that instant for someone to disappear they are seriously screwed with no way to defend themselves. Lastly, I agree with a couple of other reviewers about the end of the movie. I think that Claire was the one that disappeared, not everyone else. She just hadn't figured it out in the few seconds before the movie ends. Think about the "man in black" that seems to know more than he should. He tells the sheriff to check around and get out quick AND he tells Claire that he "never blinks", with a slightly wry smile that to me, suggested he knew more about what was happening than he let on. Fear of the unknown combined with fear about something that you have NO control over whatsoever AND knowing that you're screwed no matter what is a hundred times more frightening than some psycho with a machete, or the all to frequent "hostile poltergeist or ghost" The movie is worth the time if you like to think outside of the box and can understand that basic, primal fears, like the unknown are the worst!
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Evil Dead (2013)
8/10
A commentary and review from someone who's actually seen the movie
11 April 2013
After actually watching the new movie last night, I came to this sight and began reading many of the "reviews" and came to the conclusion that a lot of the reviewers didn't like the movie because they either hate the movie simply for existing or hate the movie because it didn't live up to unrealistic expectations or they haven't actually seen the movie. That being said, I admit that the film ain't perfect, but it was an enjoyable experience and overall, I liked it a lot! Is it a re-make or a re-visioning? IMHO a re-make sticks to the original source material with only very minor changes. A re-visioning uses the source material as an overall premise only but takes it in a different direction. Using that criteria the new film is clearly a re-visioning of the original and should be viewed on it's own merit. I've seen the original films dozens of times. I've even read a couple of books about them. I'm no expert, just a fan, but I can tell a good film from a bad one. On it's own, the new film was well made. The script was lean and fast paced. The gore effects were good. The young cast was as good if not better than some in various other recent re-visioning. The film didn't break any new ground, but it was entertaining and one of the better ones out there. The film begins with a short prequel that attempts to set the mood. Personally, I didn't care for it. I understand why it was included (to explain the presence of the book, etc) yet it looked like it was added at the last minute. There are standout performances from Jane Levy (Mia) and Shiloh Fernandez (David) as well as relative newcomers Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas and Elizabeth Blackmore. The characters behave like you would assume. Even Olivia (Lucas) a trained nurse acts appropriately when she finally realizes that she is way out of her depth. Blackmore's character (Elizabeth) could have had a bit more to do though. Director Fede Alvarez, a newcomer to feature film-making does a decent job of pulling together a fast paced, gory ride. Even the obligatory gold Oldsmobile was present! Originally rated NC-17, a few cuts were necessary to ensure an "R" rated film. Hopefully, an unrated version will be available on Blu-Ray. The gore SFX were good enough to convince some people that it was all CGI! There are few jump scares and the pacing is a little too fast to build up a decent atmosphere in parts, but the overall feeling of helplessness does come across in the latter half of the film. Overall, I thought the film was an enjoyable experience and it succeeds in paying homage to the original while still standing on it's own. Now to respond to some of the more negative comments. The new movie takes itself too seriously. The original film was NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY! Raimi and company wanted to make a serious movie that scared the Hell out of the viewer. What most people find funny in the original film is, actually, due to amateur acting, and a minuscule budget (no re-takes). Several reviewers have even mistaken humor in the 2nd and 3rd films for being in the first! The gore was emphasized over storyline and character development. The gore was the major selling point of the original film! The original film was released with an "X" rating for GORE. It was primarily due to Stephen King's "ferocious" review that it got major distribution. Character development? What's Scott's last name? How do Ash and Scott know each other? There's almost no background given for the original characters. The gore and visual effects were the main concern as per Raimi and Campbell themselves. In comparison, the new version has better character development by far! Too much CGI effects. If you believe that then you haven't seen the movie, nor have you read anything about the making of the movie. Either that or the physical SFX were SO GOOD that you couldn't discern them from CGI. From day one, everyone involved in the new film has stated that CGI was only used for a couple of touch-ups in post-production. The acting in the new movie is terrible compared to the original. Have you seen the original? Richard DeManincor (Scott) blows his lines twice! Ash gets "trapped" under a 10 pound bookcase! Re-watch the scene in the new movie when Mia begs David to take her home. Compare the intensity of her performance against any performance in the original film. The dog and it's death was unnecessary. This is only IMHO but the dog was the one that found the basement door. Also, because of the dog's death, David storms into the bathroom to confront Mia only to find her scalding herself in the shower. This leads him to drive her out of the woods thereby discovering that they were trapped. It was a simple way to get the plot moving in a logical manner. The witchcraft/Satanic angle was dumb. Yeah, the intro could have been done better. The movie simply doesn't go into details and is meant only to explain the presence of the book and all the dead cats. There are other issues I could address but I got other stuff to do and writing this review was a good time killer and hopefully, a bit informative. All I can really say is that everyone's tastes are different and trashing a movie based on misleading or false information is pretty low. I recommend that if you're considering watching this, or any other movie, watch an online preview, read a few reviews, take everything with a grain of salt then decide for yourself. If you think the movie is your cup of tea, it probably is.
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Evidence (III) (2012)
5/10
I didn't think it was as bad as all that Well, not the worst anyway
25 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This film really wasn't that bad compared to the vast majority of the dreck that's out there right now. The acting was above par and the pacing was decent. The camera-work was....well, it's a shaky cam film, so buckle up and pop a Dramamine. I did find that the overuse of static and fuzz/feedback on the soundtrack was highly excessive to the point of aggravation. Overall, I would recommend this film to people that like this genre of film and to the viewers that have seen the movie already please drop me a line and tell me...

What the HELL happened?!

What was going on in the "military" facility? Who were the soldiers that assisted the girls? Survivors? Traitors? Guys trying to expose the whole thing? I assume illegal and immoral human experimentation was involved, but to what purpose? One guy even says "I cant believe they let it get this far!" WTF?? I don't need my plot lines spoon-fed to me, but a bit of clarity goes a long way in understanding the characters actions.

Thank you
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Amber Alert (2012)
3/10
Don't DO THIS!
23 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Well, that was an hour+ of my life I'm not getting back anytime soon. The makers of this film started with a promising situation but then failed in every conceivable way bringing that situation to the screen. As with all other "found footage" movies, the story begins with a simple situation which gives reason to why the characters have a video camera. After that everything goes downhill ... fast! The characters behave in the most unrealistic ways possible! In fact, there should be a crawler at the beginning of the film stating that the characters in the film DID EVERYTHING WRONG!!! First, was the constant bickering. This was apparently in the dialogue to increase the believability, but in fact, it makes the viewer want to strangle the stupid female lead SFL (at least in my case) The characters do not do a single thing logically. Seriously! NOT ONE THING! They call the police, but ignore the advice they are given. They are told the only follow the car at a safe distance and NOT confront the driver. What do they do? They TAILGATE the driver and CONFRONT him!! More stupidity: They don't even continue calling the police! Instead of screaming at each other, the SFL should have been on the phone constantly with the police (logical). The stupid male lead SML character is another idiot for KNOWING that what they were doing was stupid, but continuing to do it simply because the SFL nagged him to. Grow a pair dude! AFTER they tell the cop what's happening the SFL nags the SML into NOT doing what makes sense (bringing the tape to the sheriff's dept.) and instead go on a wild goose chase searching for the car. The SML constantly yells that "He's not a cop" yet acts otherwise. The SML and the SFL break into the house against police orders. They know nothing about the layout of the house, the bad guy is probably armed and what were they going to do if they confronted the guy? They find A lot of loaded guns in the house yet they just leave them alone. They don't arm themselves when common sense screams otherwise! When the car alarm goes off, they just kinda hang out inside instead of beating a retreat out of the house Again, this was a movie where instead of rooting for the "good guys" the viewer really just wants the good guys to just die and get it over with. The people behind this movie should not be allowed to film anything ever again. The people "acting" in this piece of crap should be forced to burn their SAG cards and promise to never do this again.
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The Woman (I) (2011)
6/10
Not as Bad as Some Reviewers Have Stated
11 November 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Usually, when a low budget movie has nothing but praise, you can almost be assured that the reviews are not particularly honest. If, however, the reviews are all over the scale, then you can be sure that people actually watched the movie. Such is the case with "The Woman" by Lucky McGee. I have been a fan of Lucky's since I watched "May" many years ago. Being a fan of Jack Ketchum's fiction as well, I knew that this movie was going to be interesting. "The Woman" revolves around the Cleek family. Now, the careful viewer will note almost immediately that there is something not quite right about the family and they are soon rewarded by their keen observations. Played by Angela Bettis and Sean Bridgers the Cleeks seem like your everyday normal yuppie family living in the country. The children played by Lauren Carter (Peggy), Zach Rand (Brian) and Shyla Molhusen (Darlin') seem to have their own problems. The real fun begins when Mr Cleek goes hunting and brings home a feral woman instead or a deer! "The Woman" is played by Pollyanna McIntosh with truly remarkable results. She looks, sounds and acts exactly as you would guess and I, for one, was impressed. The rest of the film revolves around Mr. Cleek's attempt to "civilize" the feral femme while keeping her chained in the root cellar of the family home. Needless to say, the presence of the titular woman at the family abode brings about some not so surprising results, as long dormant emotions soon bubble to the surface. Since no sane individual would bring home a feral badger to play with the kids, then you can only imagine what happens here. The movie was met with howls of misanthropy and are based somewhat in fact. Those familiar with Ketchum's fiction know that he is an author that does not pull his punches and that his work is frequently met with accusations of misogyny and general misanthropy. Ketchum's writing often shows what happens when so-called civilized human beings are put into less than civilized situations. Overall, Ketchum's script is above par and McGee's directorial skills are put to good use here. The viewer's are treated to a slow descent into violence that results in a chaotic and gory bloodbath. Angela Bettis does her best "sad-eyed" and defeated woman here, while then kids, save the youngest, begin to crack under the pressure of their new house guest. Senior Cleek also begins to show his true colors with his "trophy". The basic theme of the script, often explored by Ketchum, is simple; "How far can a civilized person be pushed until they degenerate into an uncivilized monster?" Instead of the feral woman becoming more civilized, she unknowingly becomes the focus for her more civilized captors to degenerate into monsters. Not that the family needed much pushing as their flaws are just under the surface, waiting for something to push them over the edge. The only faults I could find with the movie were the horrible use of pop songs inappropriately used throughout the movie. What should ease the viewer into a scene jolts the viewer back into reality and they result more in annoyance than anything else. The actors here perform very well, yet the secondary characters come across more like stereotypes than anything. Are the accusations of hatred toward men justified here? Yep. But I think it is necessary in the full balance of the film to shift focus off the "usual suspects" and get the viewer to adopt a different, but uncomfortable perspective. The movie will satisfy fans of the genre as it will most gorehounds, but I doubt it will bring any new recruits to horror.
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