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Incarnation (2022)
1/10
Man Brutally Kills Dog
29 September 2023
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Apparently Mickey Rourke was attached to this at some point, and his part was taken by Michael Madsen. Throughout their respective careers, they've been pretty much interchangeable; in the first scene I saw with Mr. Madsen in this project, I actually wondered, "Isn't that Mickey Rourke?" Not to denigrate the talent of either actor, as they've each had illustrious careers.

At any rate, there isn't really much to this movie. I pretty much checked out after the father of Taye Diggs' character brutally killed a dog. There's really no reason to ever have such a depiction in a movie, and there's never any good that can actually come of it.
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1/10
Truly Bad
15 September 2023
Massa's wagon runs over slave child. Bad acting ensues.

Does anyone remember "Roots"? Does anyone remember what a step forward that was?

How bad is this movie? Have you seen the anti-smoking commercials that constantly pervade TV? Such as the one where some lady has had her toes cut off because of smoking? This movie is worse than that.

Have you seen the episode of "Leave It To Beaver" where the Beav climbs up on a billboard with a coffee cup on it, Beaver falls into the coffee cup, and has to have the fire department come in to get him out? This movie is even stupider than that.

Spend your life doing better things than watching this horrible movie.
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2/10
Better Than Skinamarink
25 May 2023
What an incredible letdown after Midsomar and Hereditary.

The presence of Joaquin. Phoenix as the lead made me think this would be something really special. In the end, his acting was fine -- it had to be hard to become this character -- but the character was so boring that my concentration was more centered on wondering how the actor shaved that little scar above his lip than why the character was the way he was.

The acting was, across the board, fine. Richard Kind and Parker Posey stood out. It's great to see the former indy queen continue to dominate screen time.

But there's no saving the script. It seemed like one of those "Okay, what if we did this?" processes. What was the point, really, and ... was this really a good way to spend $35 million?

A24 seems to be coasting on its laurels, at this point.
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Tributaries (2021)
4/10
Good lead actress, surprisingly good soundtrack, but...
6 August 2021
There's not much else to commend this film.

I don't think it's either as good or as bad as some reviewers are saying. The story, in itself, isn't bad, but it plods along at a slower pace than is necessary, and the dialogue at points doesn't seem realistic.

Rosie Koster, who plays Jessica, gives a very good performance, but the rest of the cast isn't particularly believable. But for a film that obviously had a small budget, it has a very good soundtrack.
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The Turn Out (2018)
7/10
A Very Worthwhile Film
26 June 2021
"The Turn Out" takes a look at truck stop prostitution and deserves an audience. There's no graphic sex; there are religious overtones, but no real preaching.

The director Pearl Gluck apparently spent months working with sex-trafficking survivors, and the no-name actors give convincing performances.

Just as effective as https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4547938/, a film with bigger names but similar subject matter.
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4/10
Bonnie Bedelia must've invested her money poorly
24 June 2021
Or else she owed someone a favor. There's no other reason for an actress of her talents and stature to be in this.

There's not really much here. The acting is overly dramatic, as is the score in places. A sign of the film's quality can be seen early on: When Melissa Fumero's character is taking refuge in the house during a nighttime rainstorm, she casts a shadow that's clearly produced through a window on a sunny day.

The story is okay, but the entire arc relating to the boyfriend is wholly unnecessary. As teased in the summary, this movie's a variation on the "Misery" theme. It might be worthwhile to watch that one again and do a "compare and contrast" with this one. This movie doesn't fare well in comparison.
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6/10
Pretentious, condescending characters spouting unlikely dialogue
16 May 2021
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I really wanted to like this, but the main characters are just too self-centered and unlikeable to make it enjoyable. I hoped that they'd learn from their mistakes and be better people by the end, but that's not how it worked out. A strong young cast is wasted on this mess.

Miles (Charlie Plummer) enrolls in prep school and soon meets Alaska (a mesmerizing Kristine Froseth) and "The Colonel" (Denny Love). The Colonel and Alaska are friends, and scholarship students at the school. The Colonel condescends to anyone who doesn't like him (and, trust me, there's a lot not to like), and Alaska goes along with him happily, the two playing increasingly consequential pranks on their enemies.

These two characters draw shy, introspective Miles into their web, and soon enough Miles becomes as big of a jerk as his two new friends. Proof? Miles has been dating a sweet Romanian girl who's had a crush on him. With Alaska's encouragement, Miles and the girl finally have sex, and then -- on the very same night, mind you - Miles dumps her for questioning his loyalty to his horrible friends, and then he proceeds to sleep with Alaska. The same night! Who are these jerks, and why would anyone feel anything but contempt for them? The only member of the clique with any decency or common sense is Takumi (Jay Lee), who attempts and fails to talk sense into them.

Early on, Alaska is caught breaking school rules and has to "rat" on another couple to keep from being expelled. Her so-called friends, not surprisingly, turn on her initially, but finally take her back into their circle. And then - wait for it -- she continues to behave in ways that could get her expelled, even though returning home would supposedly be a horrible fate! And yet, there she is, boo-hooing over her terrible situation.

The Colonel, likewise, just can 't practice self-control. He's got a chip on his shoulder and won't let it go. Late in the series, he and the others perpetrate a prank that could have potentially damaged their enemies' college futures, an act that was, in fact, illegal and could have criminal consequences.

A witness saw The Colonel taking part in the prank; if he takes the fall and is expelled, his friends will be spared. Everyone in the clique took part in this act - including the unfortunate Lara (Sofia Vassilieva), the same girl who slept with Miles and was dumped by him literally hours later. But who does The Colonel blame for his situation? Alaska. And why does The Colonel say he's being singled out? Not because he's the only one who was actually seen taking part in the prank, but - again, wait for it - because he's on scholarship and is African American. Not because he broke the rules and committed a crime. That wasn't his fault, right?

All that said, the acting is very good, although the dialogue doesn't sound like it came from any teenagers I've ever known. It's not at all natural, and sounds scripted.

And in the end, the only likable characters in this seven hour long wreck are Takumi, Lara and "The Eagle" (Timothy Simons), the principal who's actually looking out for the kids' best interests.

The clique perpetrates one more prank at the end of the movie - to honor Alaska, naturally. It's really quite funny, but it's equally as unlikely as the dialogue these teenagers are spouting.

High school is ugly, no doubt, and teenagers can certainly be self-involved creeps. But why anyone would feel anything for the main three characters is beyond me.
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7/10
A bit slow, but stick with it 'til the end
7 December 2018
So you think you've had bad boyfriends or girlfriends? Get a load of Roger, played by Cody Lightning. I'm assuming Mr. Lightning is a fine person in real life, but, man, can he play a jerk.

After a confrontation with another baddie at a rest stop, Roger speeds into a snowstorm with his wife, Molly, played very well by Breeda Wool. Molly is quite pretty and apparently sensible, and you're wondering for quite a while how she got involved with this piece of work. Could be a case of battered spouse syndrome, who knows.

So they drive into the snowstorm in the middle of the night and get their classic mid-60s Mustang stranded on a deserted road. (What a waste of a great car on a guy like Roger.) Naturally, Roger blames his wife. They're stranded for days, with Roger making Molly's life hell.

The film is slow at times, with Roger heaping one indignity after another on Molly. But... stick this one out. The ending is worth it.
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Alien Code (2018)
8/10
Possible Cult Classic?
3 December 2018
This may be one of those movies that people either love or hate. I think it's one of the better sci-fi efforts of the last few years, especially being a low-budget project. It's extremely well directed, and the acting is top-notch. (I think they spent most of the budget on a very dramatic score.)

Kyle Gallner is extremely effective as a cryptologist brought in by the NSA to decrypt a message in an American satellite that wasn't placed in orbit by the Americans. Richard Schiff, Mary McCormack and Azura Skye round out a solid cast.

The writing is very good; it's a wild ride, so the viewer really needs to pay attention.
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LenaLove (2016)
7/10
Stunning film full of twists and turns
2 December 2018
Emilia Schüle is mesmerizing as Lena in this cyberbullying thriller currently available on Amazon Prime. There's betrayal all around - friends and parents consistently disappoint Lena and those around her, and there are casualties.

I was expecting a Lifetime Network-quality story, full of clichés and hipsterspeak, but this film seems real and relevant, and has so many twists and turns that it's almost difficult to keep track of them.

There are some holes in the story, but you can probably fill them in yourself. This film is definitely worth a watch... I wonder if Hollywood will come up with an English language remake. Lena Love is that good.
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6/10
Pleasantly Surprised
27 July 2018
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Not familiar with the Marble Hornets web series, I took a chance on "Always Watching," not particularly expecting much. It's my personal opinion that probably 80 of horror flicks are just plain bad, but I was pleasantly surprised by this one, as the story is good, the acting commendable and directing very adept.

My main beef was that, like so many horror movies, the characters have this "we can't go to the cops, they'll never believe us" mentality. This is sorta explained away when one of the earlier victims went to law enforcement and was pretty much laughed out of the police station with his story. However, later in the movie, the three main characters have plenty of video evidence and still didn't seek help from the authorities. I think that if they had, the story still could've proceeded just fine, and the entire premise would've been more believable.

I'm more than willing to find more movies by this director
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7/10
A Zombie Buddy Movie
25 January 2018
I just stumbled across this on one of the premium networks, and frankly expected more of the same - just another zombie retelling, which is kind of old, at this point. Boy, was I wrong. This story is so clever, and at times hilarious. The two main actors - Brittany Allen, as a coke-addicted stripper stranded in the desert, and Juan Riedinger a zombie in not-so-hot pursuit - are absolutely dead on. So to speak. I could see where zombie purists might not like it, simply because it's so unconventional, but I think it's a hidden gem.
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Within (2016)
5/10
Not all that bad
16 December 2017
The story's been done before, but there are some interesting scenes, including one masterfully shot scene that'll creep the be-jeezus outta you. For the best movie I've ever seen of this type of story, see the wonderfully underrated "Bad Ronald," a 70s TV movie. It's finally out legally on DVD.
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6/10
One of the better Found Footage Films
21 April 2017
Normally I'm leery of found footage movies, and I probably wouldn't have paid to see this one if I wasn't aware of who was on the production team. The storyline was quite good -- light years ahead of most found footage flicks. Pretty believable, not at all contrived. The dialogue seemed pretty natural. Overall, very well-written with some fine young actors.
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