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Cabin Fever (2002)
Can We Spell LAME?...all together now...LAME!!
The first thing you notice about this movie is its similarity to Heather Donahue in the Blair Witch Project...every other word is F***...brilliant script there.
Several teens go into the backwoods to party in a cabin and right from the get-go, there are blatant warning signs that would have had me considering Disneyland instead of roughing it.
The old guy in the store is weird, they got a kid right in front of Ye Olde General Store that comes across as a bit carnivorous, and a genuine hayseed deputy who looks and acts like he's still in 7th grade?
I look for even the slightest speck of realism in any film and this movie has none! In my book, when someone asks for medical help, it is not customary to shoot them.
When you discover that you are the last one alive in your group, it is not customary to shriek to the heaven's "I made it" until Cousin Hirem and Cousin Jethro conclude that they missed one and decide to solve that problem.
The plot was pretty well non-existent, fragmented and some scenes seemed to have been cut, copied and pasted from other movies.
Old re-runs of The Beverley Hillbillies are more entertaining than this loser. Don't waste your money.
The St. Francisville Experiment (2000)
Worse Than Pathetic!
The characters are annoying, immature, and flaky....Madison being the most annoying of all. OOH...a cold spot! Such a dire threat! Any ghost in that house would have fled in self-defense! To make a long story short, this movie is boring. Seeing a chair flying across a room may be creepy, but that's about as intriguing as it gets. I watched it once and when one of my kids wanted to watch it again, I was tempted to take a baseball bat to the TV set rather than watch this rubbish again. If you want a good horror movie or even a passable comedy, this isn't it! The only good part of the whole thing was "the roach scene" and, by the end of the movie, you ended up feeling sorry for the roach!