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Midnight Movie Massacre (1988)
What "NOT" to do when making a movie
Notice how I gave it one star, I wouldn't even give it that, that's just the lowest score they let me give it.
Okay, I'm sure most of you have seen "'Manos' the Hands of Fate," and I'm sure most all of you can agree it's quite possibly the worst movie ever made, well this one is worse.
I bought this movie in a three pack w/ "Flight to Mars" and "Invaders From Mars." Well first of all, whoever decided to make some 300 lb suburban house wife eat the alien at the end of the movie is f----- up. Then there was a kid who ate some green stuff the alien left behind after he killed someone. Basically here are a list of what I think are the worst movies of all time:
-The Galaxy Invader -Attack From Mars/Midnight Movie Massacre (Same movie with different names) -'Manos' The Hands of Fate
These are perfect examples of how NOT to make a movie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Good morning starshine, THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!!
Utterly GENIUS!!! Oh this movie did EVERYTHING right. They made Willy Wonka how he should be, a guy who is weird and has been cut off from society for a long time. Then the Oompa Loompa songs were better too, apparently they were more true to the Roald Dahl songs in the book. Then the kids were more animated, like the kids just acted like really nasty kids, except Verucka who I thought was nastier in the original, but I think this Verucka is better, because she is also very proper. Then the music, I think what really made me enjoy this was the music, Danny Elfman is a very talented composer. Except if you watch "Batman Returns" with Michael Keaton, you'll hear the exact same music in some spots.