Literally I finished the movie 2 seconds before writing this. I feel this is a post that I must publish right away, before the effects wear off.
The Collector was a Saw clone (as I'm sure you realize from who made it)...not that bad, but a strong need for the suspension of disbelief. All in all a nice time filler, nothing more.
The Collection...Holy *beep*. This received a theater release?? Oh yes it did! My mind is spinning. What the *beep* did I just watch? Was is meant to be serious? From the deepest depths of my heart I hope so.
Not since The Wicker Man remake have I seen such terrible writing. It was truly obscene. But (if I believed in one) god help me, I couldn't stop watching! The opening reminded me of Ghost Ship...total carnage. But unlike Ghost Ship it did not drift away into utter boredom. No sir. Not at all.
Paper thin characters, who's motivations are so flimsy that it beggars belief. Situations that are so contrived that I though someone had sat a million retarded monkeys in front of a million typewriters to churn this out.
It's my birthday tomorrow and I feel like I'm been given some premature gift wrapped up in insanity with a bow of incompetence.
I would start to deconstruct it, and point out every single thing which was hilariously bad, but I fear eternity may have a time limit.
Should you watch it? That depends. I'm seriously considering buying this total piece of *beep* for the sheer entertainment value. Its *beep* TERRIBLE, but conversely its BRILLIANT.
Maybe too many vodka and cokes, but this piece of madness has captured my heart in a way few movies have.
**takes deep breathes** My 8/10 has to be taken in view of my review. Its not like a normal 8/10!
The Collector was a Saw clone (as I'm sure you realize from who made it)...not that bad, but a strong need for the suspension of disbelief. All in all a nice time filler, nothing more.
The Collection...Holy *beep*. This received a theater release?? Oh yes it did! My mind is spinning. What the *beep* did I just watch? Was is meant to be serious? From the deepest depths of my heart I hope so.
Not since The Wicker Man remake have I seen such terrible writing. It was truly obscene. But (if I believed in one) god help me, I couldn't stop watching! The opening reminded me of Ghost Ship...total carnage. But unlike Ghost Ship it did not drift away into utter boredom. No sir. Not at all.
Paper thin characters, who's motivations are so flimsy that it beggars belief. Situations that are so contrived that I though someone had sat a million retarded monkeys in front of a million typewriters to churn this out.
It's my birthday tomorrow and I feel like I'm been given some premature gift wrapped up in insanity with a bow of incompetence.
I would start to deconstruct it, and point out every single thing which was hilariously bad, but I fear eternity may have a time limit.
Should you watch it? That depends. I'm seriously considering buying this total piece of *beep* for the sheer entertainment value. Its *beep* TERRIBLE, but conversely its BRILLIANT.
Maybe too many vodka and cokes, but this piece of madness has captured my heart in a way few movies have.
**takes deep breathes** My 8/10 has to be taken in view of my review. Its not like a normal 8/10!
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