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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012 Video)
1/10
~sigh~
10 February 2012
I'm curious as to who bank rolls movies like this? I get it, its not suppose to be a 'serious' movie; really the name of the movie says it all, however.... you've got to make the storyline at least a bit believable or at least entertaining. This movie fits in the same class as Piranha 3D and Shark Night. However i'd rather watch either of those over again before watching this movie. The acting is terrible, and if this is the platform Brooke Hogan plans on launching her acting career... I suggest she slap on some spandex and hop in the WWE ring instead. And what about poor Carmen Electra? Clearly she's needing some cash or at the least some exposure in front of the camera because her suntan scene (no nudity) was ridiculous...
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Versus (II) (2000)
1/10
terrible
10 February 2012
I'm really not sure what was going on in the movie. Maybe there was something lost in the translation of the film????? First of all... were they vampires or zombies? Why the hell does the main character keep knocking out the girl every time he wants to fight a bad guy? Why did the zombies start coming out on the occasion? Why would you bury someone with a gun after you've killed them????? I was confused and bored. I turned it off with 30 min left. If i could sue the production company for the time i had wasted watching it, i'd be knocking on every ambulance chasers door!!! Finally... how the hell does this movie get on some of the 'top 25 zombie' movies list???
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