Reviews

I never want to see Elizabeth Moss's up close again.

Ugh - I really loved this show season 1 & 2 and at the beginning of season 3 I started to think - there are 5 seasons? How can that be? Well it shouldn't have been.

How could a show so good just go to hell so bad?

I don't think I'm alone when I say the unbelievably long paused up close face shots of Elisabeth Moss with her vengeance face and fluttery eyes made me absolutely hate her by the end. The premace of the show is so horrible and the episodes so powerful- albeit SLOW - season 1 and 2 I was so drawn in - but damn I'm disappointed!!!

This is my first actual word review. I'm 54 I'm Irish Catholic- I swear like an Italian and I'm a damn funny girl. I like Jim Gaffigan - he's funny - this was unbearable. In the past he had been hilarious - wife - kids - I get poop jokes - we all make them - I have 3 kids. I just felt embarrassed and sad for him and I wanted it to stop. I'm not sure how to fill an entire review full of negativity but I know he can do better than diarrhea and Starbucks and I hope he takes any of these reviews to heart - you're not a bad man Jim - this was just a s*it show - I'll still tune in for something better.

Ok so this makes no sense you start caring about drug dealers but this is the best show! Very very binge worthy but be careful you might need to drive your kids to school in the morning but oops mommy been up all night watching this show! And if you don't start wanting to call everyone "cabron." The characters developed in this series are along the lines of Ozark and Building Bad where you love them and you don't necessarily blame them for the lives they are currently living. The ending I understand seeing as 5 seasons of any of these characters being alive is a miracle and needed to come to a close.

Ok - so much of this show makes no sense! Umm why did the horse fall? Was that just to prove she could kill something/someone? Why did we have to watch the church lovemaking scene 3 times? The sister is a damn cripple over a doll and it's not a bigger deal? The LA husband just has no problems with anything ever? It's all Dads fault now? And who wears their hair in a damn braid EVERYDAY?!

I only watched because I was sick - if you think episode 1 is terrible- your right - stop there! And if you think they Sheriff is annoying- well she ends up being pretty likable in a sea of stupidity- although clearly no real crime has come across her desk ever.

Expected more from Michelle Monaghan normally I find her very good but this was not her best work. This was not The whodunit I was hoping for - back to British crime shows.

It's not that the story isn't good - it's just told in an extremely drawn out way - they just tried way too hard to make it artistic. Dylan Penn was fantastic but I feel like the 8000 close ups of her face weren't to the films credits - more like her dad was directing and wanting to showcase her. Great soundtrack- but again - entire songs played practically. Sean Penn is a great actor and he played the part well - it's just too bad this was a drag to watch - if you're fast forwarding because it's so slow that's not a good thing.

We're actual Sparty's here in Michigan - soooo excited to snuggle up and watch.... Oh no you didn't Hollywood!

Why does this have to be so damn stupid and how did they get all these stars to be in SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE movie?! Don't look up don't look down - don't waste your time.

Longest show ever.... Not to mention I grew up Catholic and well this just about ruined that!

The music was beautiful except for....oh yeah everything else long and boring and horrible and did I mention long?

What a waste of beautiful hymns.

Omg grant me the peace and serenity to ever watch Netflix again.

Horrible make up - horrible filming - there's people on the plane - there's not people on the plane - I have a headache.

From the title I thought oh another stupid family vacation movie but I love Billy Connolly so I watched it anyways. It was fantastic on so many levels!!