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Marvel's Midnight Suns (2022 Video Game)
3/10
Bloated mobile game for children.
3 December 2022
The combat is pretty cool, and I'm sure as it builds it gets more complex and challenging and fun. But I really wish I didn't buy this game.

But ultimately this is an over-packed mobile game and it should have been that. I really don't know how it got $uch good review$.

+ No one wants to wander around a stupid hub area collecting random, floating, thingamajigs to combine into a whatchyamacallit that adds up to a nothingmuch. It's packed with time-wasting fluff.

+ The story is a very stilted, derivative, every-hero-cameo with the old end-o-the-World-trope. Feels like this was written by 13 year old for a 13 year old.

+ The best part of the game is the banter - but if everyone's a smart-ass then there's not much contrast there either.

+ The graphics & physics are last gen at best.

+ And the cloud saves are busted at launch (with Steam Deck at least.)

Spider-man and Guardians of the Galaxy were amazing. Unfortunately, this belongs in that other pile with Marvel's Avengers.
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Wrong Turn (2021)
10/10
A+. Not a horror movie, a horror film.
7 August 2021
This film took the country mouse/city mouse cliche and turned it on its head and then turned it inside out. Brilliant twists, thrilling horror, excellent acting, costumes, gore, and symbolism. Deer-skull-hats off to the Director. I can't even think of a better reboot. This is not a horror movie, it's a horror film.
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The Predator (2018)
3/10
No sneak, no geek, just weak.
15 September 2018
I had a fun night at the movies. The bright spot was the ensemble cast. That was delightful. Other than that though the movie was a complete mess and incredibly stupid. The main star is terrible and constanty took me out of the movie.

Film wise, it has no patience, suspense or fear. The editing and pacing was sloppy and choppy.

Also, no one wants to see a giant, lumbering, bulletproof Predator. They are supposed to be tactical, and lethal but not invincible.

Lastly, no film should ever translate the Predator's language into English. Ever.

I understand they were making a fun action flick but they made a bad one. It wasn't Predator movie or a good genre example.

Terrible film.

It makes me wonder why they take the Alien series so seriously and consistently make Predator movies like this.
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