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The Hearse (1980)
Dull Movie with a Misleading Title
Another case of incredibly misleading cover art. The hearse itself is barely featured. Most of the run-time is a standard haunted house movie. A woman moves into her dead aunt's house and "spooky" things start to happen. Every now and then our protagonist goes for a leisurely drive and is briefly followed by a "creepy" figure driving a hearse. It doesn't really decide what kind of movie it wants to be until halfway through when it throws you a satanic curveball. The small amount of action is saved for the last ten minutes. There's a very made-for-TV quality to it and the soundtrack becomes very annoying. 2/10 - Would not watch again.
The Prince and the Surfer (1999)
Tedious
This movie often teeters between dull and obnoxious. The plot is pretty standard kid stuff, but the characters are really annoying. There's some bumbling security guards, snotty royals, and totally radical skater kids. The parents in this movie are really horrible. The dad got a job, locked his son out of house, and basically didn't come home for a week. This is one of those kid's movies that relies on all of the adult characters being complete morons. All of the jokes are immature or dated.
There is not one laugh to be had, and the ending was incredibly rushed. You'll only enjoy this one if you're a huge fan of one of the actors, or an eight-year-old from the 90s. It's no wonder Arye Gross never directed another film.