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The Dark (2005)
3/10
If only sound effects alone made a good horror movie...
27 June 2006
I didn't see this film when it was released theatrically, but watched the DVD (which included an alternate ending) last night. At the risk of irritating those who liked it, I found it sorely lacking in many ways. While it contained an interesting premise (see other reviews for the story line), for me, it failed on almost every level. As a middle-aged guy who's loved horror and sci-fi films since I was a kid, I personally don't care for 'slasher' type 'horror' films, and have always enjoyed those films with a supernatural bent to them. I was also keen to see the fine actors Sean Bean and Maria Bello (who was so good in 'A History of Violence'). And, while their performances were not Oscar caliber, they both did respectable jobs in their roles. Why, then, did it fail for me? Several reasons come to mind: first, it started off in a promising way, creating an eerie, discordant environment, but quickly bogged down into a pedestrian and formulaic treatment. While I agree that it was somewhat suspenseful, it just wasn't really scary. Sure, the sound effects were laden with creepy music that did heighten the suspense, but with way too much use of unexpected loud noises substituting for chills. After about thirty minutes, it became boring. The character played by Bello was not a very sympathetic person, and seemed to be a study in bi-polar disorder; she kept going from being self-absorbed to a selfless mother brimming with love for her daughter. In my opinion, neither of the female child actors were especially convincing, but Abigail Stone as Ebrill was somewhat better as the returned 'dead' child. Sean Bean did the best he could with his role, and was the most sympathetic of the characters. To sum it up, it is true that this movie was similar to other recent films such as 'The Ring', but I have no big problem with films being derivative, as long as they deliver the entertainment goods. To me, this movie was heavy on style, but woefully light on chills. And finally, weak as the ending was, the 'alternate ending' was even worse. To those that liked this movie, well, we all have different tastes. To me, it was inconsequential and trite, and squandered an intriguing premise.
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6/10
Great special effects and quite entertaining, but could have been better.
11 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Like many science fiction fans, I've always considered 'The War of the Worlds' one of the best alien invasion stories ever written. My first introduction to this classic tale by H.G. Wells was during childhood. As a big comic book fan, I recall being enthralled reading the 'Classics Illustrated' version of the story (which prompted me to read the book shortly afterward). And, while the original George Pal version was released about the time I was born, it was some years later (around 1960) that I first saw that movie. It is inevitable, then, that comparisons between the original novel and Pal's film are made. Other reviewers have done this quite well, and accurately, in my opinion. There's no need to rehash to plot, so these remarks will focus on what I consider the positive and negative aspects of this version.

The positives are that, as expected from Spielberg, the special effects are stunning. He kept the basic design of the alien machines consistent with Wells' description of huge tripods, and they were quite realistic in their depiction. They moved almost fluidly across the landscape, leaving death and destruction in their wake. The 'death rays' were effectively done; people would simply dissolve in a cloud of particles after being struck. The use of tentacles from the tripods to snatch victims was pretty scary as well. The film did a superb job in creating a very realistic and frightening depiction of the world being utterly destroyed by these unstoppable machines. To me, some of the best scenes were the few that showed futile confrontations between the military and the alien machines. The realism of these clashes made it seem you were actually there. Very well done.

The performances were, generally, excellent. Tom Cruise turned in a gritty and realistic turn as the film's main character, Ray Ferrier. Dakota Fanning as Cruise's daughter, and Justin Chatwin as his teenage also did good jobs in their respective roles. The supporting actors were not particularly noteworthy, as none (except Tim Robbins) were given any significant screen time.

There were a few flourishes made to this version that I felt were well done, including the aliens' spreading of strange, red foliage to alter the earth's topography. This was in the Wells novel, but was not included in the Pal version of the movie. The scenes where throngs of people were fleeing the deadly machines, and the sense of panic and desperation, were effectively done as well. Contrary to some reviewers, I actually thought the alien creatures were well designed and realistic as well. Lastly, the DTS surround provided excellent effects, which helped enhance the realism of the events (DTS is inherently superior to Dolby Digital in reproducing surround effects).

The negatives? First was the decision to caste Cruise as a rather unlikable character, a somewhat arrogant and callous person, who was a lousy father. As good as his performance was, it was hard to sympathize with his character. Also bothersome was the excessive screaming by Dakota Fanning. Sure, anyone, especially a kid, would scream if witnessing such an event, but it was way overdone. It seemed every few minutes she would shriek like a banshee, to the point that I had to fast forward through it. It got on my nerves, frankly. Which leads to a serious flaw of this film. There was simply too much focus and screen time devoted to the angst of Cruise trying to reconnect with his family. It slowed down the momentum of the film, and just got boring after a while. The scenes featuring Tim Robbins (in the basement) were unnecessary, adding little to the film beyond making Cruise seem even more of a unlikable figure.

Among the most egregious flaws of the film, however, were the many lapses in simple logic. In this version, the alien machines came from under the ground, activated by flashes of strange lightning on the spots where they were buried (a major departure from Wells). In the film, it's noted that the aliens must have buried them "a million years ago, before we were here." Why the aliens didn't simply colonize earth at that time, instead of waiting a million years and then have to 'exterminate' humanity is never addressed. At no time in the film is the word 'Martians' used. The origin of the aliens is never explored. In the bonus material on the DVD, it's revealed that Spielberg came up with the idea of the aliens coming out of the ground just because "they always come from the sky…let's be different." Other scenes that fell flat all revolved around Cruise and family. A jetliner crashes into the neighborhood, strewing a huge debris field, yet Cruise and kiddies walk right to their car, start it up and drive through a conveniently cleared path in the debris. No other vehicles work (except military vehicles), yet both his car and a van he steals both run like watches. No explanation given. And as noted by most reviewers, the ending is so ridiculously Hollywood 'feel good' that it is laughable.

All in all, to borrow another reviewer's phrase, it's a great "popcorn movie', if you check your brains at the door. This version does nothing to harm the George Pal original, in spite of superior special effects and big name stars.

Had Spielberg avoided the sappy subtext of Cruise and his family problems, and focused more on mankind's efforts to combat the aliens (such as more scenes of military confrontations), this could have been one of the best sci-fi films ever made. As it is, it's a mixed bag.
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6/10
Better than I expected, but Romero's version remains the best zombie film.
4 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
As a long-time horror movie fan, I was resistant to seeing this film when it opened in theaters. Like many who consider George Romero's original the best zombie flick made, the idea of remaking such a classic seemed unnecessary and, frankly, almost blasphemous. However, having read many fairly positive reviews of the film, I decided to get the DVD and see for myself. My comments, then, are for the 'Unrated Director's Cut', with additional scenes not found in the theatrical release. The film started off quite well; the ten minute pre-credit prologue delivered a real jolt, setting the stage for the rest of the film. While the basic premise was much like the original (see other reviews for story line), the inevitable comparison allows the differences to stand out. In this version, the main characters seem to easily walk into a nearly deserted mall; in the original, finding and getting into the zombie-infested mall was much more dramatic and realistic. This version, while entertaining, lacked the dramatic tension of the original, in large part because of the larger cast. There were simply too many characters, which detracted from the feeling of despair and isolation found in the original. There were, to be sure, some good performances. Sarah Polley was quite good as the no-nonsense heroine and Ving Rhames turned in another solid performance. The best acting, however (IMO), was that of Jake Webber as Michael, the television salesman who quickly shows leadership abilities. There were also less noteworthy performances. For me, the subplot involving Mekhi Phifer and his wife (played by Inna Korobkina) simply detracted from the overall effect. The whole business (spoiler alert) of Phifer's character, a petty crook, becoming Mr. Family Values in his unshakable desire to 'raise a family' didn't work. It really got ridiculous with his wife turning into a zombie (zombification is spread by the bite of one), and him making sure that she delivered a zombie infant (!). Those scenes stopped me cold, and seemed to be added simply to increase the gore factor. Now, the Director's cut reportedly contained more "gore and character development" than the theatrical release, but that may not necessarily be a good thing. In my opinion, there was just too much going on with these other characters, and they really didn't make the viewer care any more about them. On the subject of gore...yes, there are some very well-done effects (although not any more gruesome than the effects in 'Land of the Dead' or the original, for that matter). One thing that, to me, detracted from the film was making the zombies fast moving. During the film, the inclusion of 'news reports' and CDC (Center for Disease Control) spokespeople revealed that the cause of this infection is never identified, yet it is revealed that the zombies "are dead...their circulatory, respiratory and other systems no longer work." Okay, then how do the zombies manage to run like marathoners, break down doors, jump, etc. while their bodies decay? In the film '28 Days Later', one could accept fast-moving killers, since they were not the 'living dead' but rather people who turned into homicidal cannibals by a virus. Come on. If zombies are the reanimated dead, who are decomposing daily, it doesn't add up that they can run, jump etc. The bottom line for me is that, as another reviewer notes, it "didn't suck," but certainly does not put the original in any jeopardy. Entertaining, with some solid performances and good special effects, but still inferior to the original.
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Hero (2002)
6/10
Beautifully filmed with an interesting historical theme, yet...
10 January 2006
Having just watched this film for the first time (although it was released some time ago), my reaction is not quite as gushing in praise as other reviews, in spite of many impressive elements. Jet Li is a charismatic presence who possesses some of the most amazing martial arts skills to be seen anywhere. He's turned out some very entertaining films, from his early Chinese productions ('Once Upon a Time in China', parts 1-3, 'Fist of Legend') to his more mainstream Hollywood films ('The One', 'Romeo Must Die', etc.). It was, then, with anticipation that I put the DVD of 'Hero' in, set audio option for 'Mandarin DTS', with English subtitles, and hit the 'play' button. The movie began solidly, telling the tale of the Nameless warrior recounting to the Emperor (through flashbacks) his battles with three skilled assassins (see other reviews for more detail of plot). But as the film progressed, I became increasingly let down. But first, the positive aspects: the story line, polemics included, was an interesting philosophical exercise, well analyzed by other reviewers. The photography was, without question, beautiful. The use of certain dominant color schemes with each of Nameless's battle scenes was wonderful to behold, and added a rich emotionalism to the action. And, to be sure, there were some impressive swordplay and fighting scenes. The problem I had with the film was two-fold: first, and of less import, was that some of the many scenes between two of the assassins (Broken Sword and Flying Snow) dragged on too long, with too much contrived emotion between the two. But most negatively for me was the excessive use of 'wire fu' throughout. For this film fan, to see people ignoring the law of gravity and flying around like Peter Pan, soaring over tree tops, walking on water (literally) and controlling nature by creating windstorms, etc. with the wave of a sword leaves me cold. Try as I might, I cannot take any movie seriously that employs such ridiculous imagery. I don't mind trick camera work, a little CGI and other film tricks to make fight scenes exciting, but this nonsense (as was the case in 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon') just causes me to shake my head and lose interest. I realize others will strongly disagree, and consider this film to be among Jet Li's finest. While, as mentioned, I enjoyed his character, the lavish photography and the philosophical elements dealt with, the cartoonish wire-fu fight scenes (and there were many) almost ruined it for me. While I've not seen all of Jet Li's films, among the several I have seen, I rank 'Fist of Legend' and 'Kiss of the Dragon' his best. To be honest, even some of his lesser films ('Romeo Must Die', 'The Enforcer') were more realistic and, consequently, more enjoyable than this gorgeous but flawed film. I give it a score of 6 out of 10.
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7/10
Obscure Reeves film is literate, colorful and entertaining.
6 January 2006
I just finished watching a Steve Reeves double feature of this film and the sequel, 'Pirates of the Seven Seas', and was quite entertained the whole time. Reeves' character, Sandokan, is a departure from his well known sword-and-sandal flicks. In these films, while he's a formidable presence who can handle himself, he's not portrayed as a muscle-bound Hercules or Goliath. He's a refined but tough son of royalty, leading a group of rebels fighting British colonial rule of their Malaysian island. With literate scripts, scenic locales and numerous hair-raising adventures, 'Sandokan the Great', as well as the equally colorful and well-constructed sequel, are both highly enjoyable. A couple of interesting items include the fact that the same actor (Leo Anchoriz), played the main bad guy in both films. In both films, he was the head of the British military administration, yet he was cast as completely different people! It's also somewhat disconcerting to hear (in the version of the movie I have) a much different voice dubbed in for Reeves than was used in most of his peplum flicks. For Steve Reeves fans, these are essential additions to your collection. Good luck finding them.
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6/10
Inaccurate, jingoistic feel-good claptrap but still fun to watch.
13 December 2005
There is much wrong with this film. As a reviewer with a military background points out, it's totally inaccurate and nonsensical. It promotes jingoism and contrived, Hollywood-style patriotism; the characters are stereotyped caricatures, and the ending is incredibly ridiculous. Yet I still give it a 6 rating. Why? Simple; it's much like a film version of the type of tough-guy, military themed comic books popular when I was growing up in the late 1950s and early 1960s. It has excitement, drama, pathos and demonstrates true human weaknesses and strengths within the confines of its cartoon-like world. The special effects are very well done, and the surround sound mix is excellent. So, it's a simplistic, unrealistic action flick that does offer two hours of entertainment. While the young and impressionable may be seduced by its two-dimensional propaganda, others should see it for what it is, a Hollywood fantasy film. Nothing more, nothing less. If one sets the polemics and lack of logic aside, and remember 'it's only a movie', then it does what it was intended to do, which is entertain.
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Batman Begins (2005)
10/10
A serious Batman, a great film.
10 December 2005
Without rehashing the many good reviews posted about this film, I'll just comment on how it was perceived by an aging baby boomer who, like many, grew up reading Batman comics (among others) during the late 1950s and early 1960s. While they were termed 'comic books', many kids took the character seriously. His portrayal in those early comics was done in a serious manner, with barely a hint of humor. That was the indelible image I maintained about the character thereafter. I recall how disappointed, indeed angry, over how Batman was portrayed in the (to me) idiotic television series of the 60s. I was livid that he had been turned into a buffoon. Wild horses couldn't get me to watch that wretched program, even to this day. When Tim Burton's first film version was announced, I was excited. I had enjoyed Burton's other films, and expected great things. I was, once again, disappointed. In spite of the big budget, great costumes and nifty special effects, it just didn't deliver what I had hoped it would. I didn't care for the garish color, the 'villians' were a joke and frankly, Michael Keaton was a curious choice for the role. Subsequent films in that series were even worse (I presume, since I stopped watching them after the second Burton film). Batman Begins, however, hit the mark! Christian Bale was a superb Batman, the development of Bruce Wayne/Batman was thorough and logical (for a comic character, anyway), the sets impressive and the action exhilarating. As others note, finally it was done correctly. I found this version to be as definitive as one could get, and feel that off all the efforts to bring comic book characters to the screen, this was the most successful. Granted, some others have faired well, such as the first two Superman films with Christopher Reeve and the two X-Men movies. Even Spiderman was reasonably good, although the special effects drug the first one down a bit. To those Batman fans that, like me, have waited decades to see the character done as he should be, this is the one. A couple of minor criticisms would be the casting of Cillian Murphy as The Scarecrow. While he did a good job in '28 Days Later', he seemed too juvenile to be believed as a psychiatrist. And, while Katie Holmes was okay in the role, I had a hard time looking at her without thinking of she and Tom Cruise and all of the Scientology controversy, since I did not see the film upon it's release, but on DVD later. Which brings up the final point: those who intend to purchase this film on DVD would be advised to seek out the widescreen DTS surround version. It provides much better surround separation (as DTS generally does) compared to the Dolby Digital version, and the full-frame edition leaves out too much picture information, which negatively affects the enjoyment. A truly excellent film, with a sequel now in production (which will apparently feature The Joker, based upon this film's ending). Highly recommended.
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3/10
Interesting camera work and atmosphere is not enough to save it.
27 November 2005
Just having watched this film for the first time in many years (and not really recalling much of it) was an exercise in frustration. No need to cover the premise, as other reviewers have done so in detail. As a long-time sci-fi fan with a fondness for British made films, I expected a lot more from this than it delivered. As other reviewers note, the film does offer great atmosphere, reminiscent of the Quatermass films and other British sci-fi greats. Beyond that, it is a true mystery how others' can call this a 'gem'. More like a lump of coal.

There is some interesting camera work in this black & white effort, and the acting is generally pretty good (although John Saxon was pretty dull, turning in a perfunctory performance at best). In spite of these positives, it doesn't take long to see that this film is very, very lame. Crummy special effects (the alien's 'claw hand' looks like it came from a Halloween shop), the makeup of the 'night caller' at the end was inconsistent with his appearance during the rest of the film (and lousy makeup at that), the premise of having an alien from Ganymede transporting to earth with money, a refined British accent and the ability to drive a car, rent an office, etc. is never explained, nor is the fate of the '200 plus' girls abducted. The 'visitor' assures that they 'won't be harmed' but that's it.

This could have been a very good film. It certainly started out well enough, but as noted by others, the further into the film one got the worse it got. I felt cheated out of the 84 minutes I spent watching it. As a big fan of 50s and 60s sci-fi films, I'm not too picky. There are many low-budget films of those eras and of that genre that are immensely entertaining. This is not one of them.

And one final note: it would hardly be possible to find a more inappropriate title song for a science fiction film than the one used in this film. It was like something that might be used in a 'B' romance film, lyrics excepting. Awful. It nearly caused me to stop the film before it started. Regrettably, I sat through it all. Yawn.
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2/10
An amazingly inept movie that must be seen to be believed.
1 November 2005
I didn't recall seeing this as a kid, but finally got around to watching it the other night after several tries (falling asleep in front of the TV each time). Having endured this singularly bad film, there's not much to add to what's been written already. This is one of the most inane pieces of grade Z film making ever achieved! It truly is 'so bad it's good'. Hilarious. The worst acting, the worst giant spiders, an incredibly bad 'spider dance' by Tarantella (pronounced 'Tarantula'), and the riotous site of Harmon Stevens (as Dr. Masterson) grinning like an idiot at everyone. I could not watch him without busting out laughing. And, as others note, one of the most grating soundtracks imaginable. A Mexican guitar jangling a couple of chords interspersed with jarring, discordant piano plinking (loudly, too) made the whole thing nearly unbearable. What a mess.
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5/10
An expensive, lavish failure
25 October 2005
Although this film was released 13 years ago, and has been reviewed to death, reading the fairly positive reviews prompted me to offer my own take. As a long-time horror movie fan (and having read countless horror novels, including Bram Stoker's book), I recall looking forward to seeing this film with great anticipation. What a let-down. Without going into a rehash of the film itself, I'll simply say that in spite of a big name director, big budget and 'A' list cast, this movie was among the worst Dracula movies ever made. Only a handful of atrocious 'Z' versions of the classic tale fare worse. Why? In a word, 'casting'. To those who thought it a good film, well, we all have our opinions. Having seen virtually every rendition of Dracula put to film, starting with Universal's Bela Lugosi version, this movie reeks. While I think Gary Oldman is a talented actor, he made a pitiful Dracula when in full vampire appearance. Winona Ryder was more irritating than intriguing; Anthony Hopkins turned in a version of Hannibal Lechtor as Van Helsing (even over-acting that persona), and Keanu Reeves (who I think has turned in some good performances in other films) was way out of place in this production. Some of the other supporting players were better, particularly Cary Elwes, Bill Campbell and the oh-so-hot Sadie Frost as Lucy Westenra. I also felt that the special effects were way over the top, and actually detracted from the sinister atmosphere, as good as they appeared on film. To me, this was a squandered opportunity. It could have been the definitive Dracula, but failed. For me, the two best Dracual versions ever put to film are (1) The Horror of Dracula, Hammer Film's 1958 remake with Christopher Lee, and (2) the BBC, made-for-television version starring Louis Jordan as the Count. It was certainly the most faithful to the book.
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Except for about 30 seconds worth, a total waste of film.
26 September 2005
Yeah, like the other reviewers write, this is one lousy movie. Featuring big star children Jason Connery and Francesco Quinn, it's hard to imagine being able to take a promising premise (Churchill taken by the Germans on a train) and turn it into absolute garbage. The only acting worse than Jason Connery's was Francesco Quinn's. Man, they are lousy. Even known actors don't fare well. Glenn Ford and Donald Pleasance seem old, tired and disinterested. French actor Jean Sorel looks bemused throughout, and the whole thing is lifeless and oh-so-boring. I could forgive the mass historical and military inaccuracies if it was entertaining, but it doesn't (IMO) even rise to the 'so bad it's good' level. It's just bad. Oh, I did state that there was about 30 seconds of film that was worthwhile. That would be the scenes early in the film where Jinny Steffan, who's kinda hot, is showing her boobs :)
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4/10
There are worse ways to spend 84 minutes.
15 June 2005
I've just watched this film for the first time since I was a small child, only vaguely recalling the movie. While I'm sure I found it scary as a kid, I now see it within the context of other 'B' science fiction films of the era (my favorites then and now). On balance, I agree with comments of other reviewers. The monster special effects were really not bad, although they looked more like caterpillars on radioactive steroids than mollusks. They didn't "challenge the world" but rather a small Naval community on the banks of the Salton Sea (in the dialogue, however, they predicted that the creatures could threaten the world IF they got into the canal system). As another reviewer wrote, there was precious little in the way of surprises or suspense; predictable through and through. And while the cast was generally pretty good (playing it straight, with barely a trace of humor), the biggest disappointment was the lead, Tim Holt. It was hard to believe this was the same fellow from 'Treasure of the Sierra Madre'. Looking pudgy around the middle and sporting an extra chin, he was a far cry from the typical monster movie hero; more bothersome, however, was the way he essayed the character into a rather surly personality. And,there was no screen chemistry between him and female lead Audrey Dalton; it was interesting, however, to see her character portrayed as a single parent, unusual for the time period.

There certainly were worse films made during those years, but there were many more that were far better, in spite of low budgets. On the positive side, MGM's 'Midnight Movies' release does offer great image quality often lacking in black & white films of the time. Worth having if you're a collector of the genre.
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A marginal effort that squanders an exciting premise.
19 January 2005
This movie, one of 8 films in a budget DVD set of 'classic' war films (yeah, right) that I bought, seemed to be promising enough for me to invest 90 minutes of viewing time. Unfortunately, there was precious little return on my time investment. The film begins with one of several Israeli commandos escaping from a notorious prison in some unnamed Arab country, which "borders Israel." The escapee makes it back to Israel, convalesces from his wounds, and quickly pulls together another group of commandos to rescue his comrades. A simple premise, but producer/director Menachem Golan manages to turn a promising action film into a disjointed and illogical mess. To begin with, there is no explanation given for why the commandos were in another country, nor what they were doing there. The implication is that they were spies, yet the audience is (apparently) supposed to accept these plug-ugly, unsympathetic characters as the 'good guys'. The main bad guy (the Arab prison director) is a cartoon-like character who bears a marked resemblance to former Egyptian president Sadat (there is a scene where a picture of former Egyptian president Nassar is seen on Bad Guy's desk). Things get more confusing with the arrival of ex TV soap opera regular Peter Brown, playing an American journalist doing a story on the infamous prison. Seems he's really a collaborator in the rescue effort, although none of the Israelis know him. The rest of the film deals with the rescue itself, with the requisite gun battles, explosions, etc, and the ultimate rescue. While the acting is okay, the film was poorly edited. It seems that whole segments of footage must have been cut out, resulting in a disjointed result. The interior scenes are so dark as to be nearly unwatchable, although the outdoor scenes look good. The gun battles, etc. are pedestrian at best, and the movie's characters are shallow, seeming to be almost caricatures (the stoic, downtrodden Israelis, the idealistic American supporter, the dastardly Arab military leader, etc.). The film came across to me as more of an Israeli propaganda exercise than anything. It might appeal to 17-year old Israeli males, or to other viewers with low expectations. While I have certainly seen worse films, overall this is a pretty weak excuse for a movie.
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Well-done treatment of a standard sci-fi theme.
10 January 2005
Director Eugene (Gene) Lourie made three similarly-themed giant monster flicks, beginning with 1953's 'Beast From 20,000 Fathoms' to 1961's 'Gorgo', with 'Behemoth' sandwiched in between. The story line is much like a myriad of other films of the era (and very much like 'Beast...") but this one is a cut above. This time, the irradiated creature (weren't they all during the 50s?) turns up in British waters. Unlike 'Beast' and 'Gorgo' (as well as Godzilla and the others), this Behemoth not only was a huge creature, but also had the ability to project 'electrified fields of radiation', causing people to literally burn to death. Scenes with Behemoth climbing out of the Thames, destroying buildings and burning people to death (even kids aren't spared) is pretty exciting. While close-ups of Behemoth are not realistic (compared to Ray Harryhausen's work in 'Beast'), the full-body scenes done by Willis O'Brien are very effective. The acting, untypical of these films, is actually pretty well done. Character actor Gene Evans and Hammer Films regular Andre Morell do splendid jobs, and the supporting cast is fine too. One can quibble over which of these films is the best, but I agree with an observation made in Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film that The Giant Behemoth was "the scariest giant monster-on-the-loose film ever made." At least up to that point, anyway. Well worth having if you're a fan of old sci-fi & horror films.
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The H-Man (1958)
7/10
Colorful and entertaining; among the best of Japanese sci-fi.
28 December 2004
I saw this film when I was a child, and never forgot it. While somewhat similar to films such as 'The Blob' and 'Caltiki, The Immortal Monster' (a Spanish/Italian/Mexican rarity), 'The H-Man' is, as others note, a sort of film noir sci-fi/mystery film. Like most Japanese sci-fi & horror films of the 1950s and 60s, there are instances of unintentional humor, over-the-top acting and a fixation on the effects of radioactivity (not surprising). I had almost given up on finding this title, when fortuitously I ran into a really nice Japanese DVD with superb color and in a widescreen format; no English dubbing, but rather subtitles in the bottom black bar. It was as if I was seeing the film for the very first time! While I have no American version to compare it to, I have no doubt that this version has footage edited from the American release. Interestingly (for me, anyway), the title in Japanese is 'Beauty and the Liquid Human', an odd but actually more accurate title. The H-Man provides some very well-done special effects, creepy atmosphere and a decent amount of suspense. Along with 'Rodan' and 'The Mysterians' (and, I guess, Godzilla), this is among the best of early Japanese sci-fi films.
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