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Cyborg Cop (1993)
Cheap but good!
Well if your like me and you love these cheap martial arts/Sci-fi films made in the mid 90's when the Karate film genre was big then this is no exception. David Bradley (king of TV movies) is the hero in this one and he has to try and rescue his brother from, believe it or not none other than John Rhys-Davies. His accent is very bad i'm not sure if its a poor british accent or an African one. The highlight of the film is that Bradley wears a massive black leather Bum Bag (or fanny Pack) throughout the film and never takes it off even when hes fighting! He co ordinates this fine piece of clothing with a gold belt. The fighting isn't too bad and the action is ok. I would recommend buying it for a bit of fun.
Troll 2 (1990)
Cheap isn't the word!!!!
Troll 2 is an excellent film if you don't take it seriously from the start to finnish! I only hope that the director had that in mind when making it and not genuinly tried to make a scary horror film. the hero is a little boy who gets help off his dead grandfather in how to stop the "goblins" yes Troll isn't used once in this film entitled "Troll 2" If the people eat the troll food they turn into vegetables because the trolls are vegitarians agghhh!!!! The funniest bit has to be when the boy stops his family from eating the troll food by urinating on the food (don't ask me why?). Even the most faint hearted would not get scared of this film that calls itself a "horror". it does however make a really good comedy though so buy it, It's a cult classic!!!