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Building Off the Grid: Georgia Mountain Watchtower (2021)

Season 12, Episode 1

1/10

28 March 2024

Seriously, lady. That review was so obviously you from the episode. You married a dude with money and could go do anything you want in life but your arrogant need to be on television has lead us here. You, are awful. In general. Beyond just this dumb show.

Anybody that actually tunes into this garbage show is used to the "im the wife and im helping" when some poor sap does all the work. Its literally the equivalent of tiktok rage cooking shows... but you, have taken it to a different level.

Your stupid fake cowboy boots. Your empty "tool belt"... i could go on and on and on. I wont attack you any more personally but cmon. Do something good with your husband's money. You ghoul.

This episode is nothing more than the rest. Lady acts like they help but is really just paying people to work and stressing their husband out. This one includes a ton of "opening furniture"... so, there's that...

Hot garbage and this lady should feel ashamed of herself...

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Bigfoot is Real (2020– )

1/10

Killing bigfoot

28 February 2021

Pretty sure this is just a renamed show. Killing bigfoot was apparently too harsh of a name. Im sure some genius studio exec thought "we can rename it, just like the mysteries at the museum show. Idiots will watch". Well, here i am reviewing so, clearly i watched. Same garbage episodes. Same dumb dudes praying before going in the woods claiming "they gon kill dat sasquatch"...

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Troop Zero (2019)

7/10

Uplifting in that possibly sad way

19 January 2020

Warning: Spoilers

There are parts that could possibly be depressing, particularly for people that have dealt with loss of a mother. Especially if it was a young mother. Ultimately it is a very uplifting movie that runs along the line of the oddball "winning" but done in a very spectacular way. I do not hand out 10's on imdb, i try to keep it fair and sadly I'm apparently in the minority at this point. I have no agenda so this movie gets a solid 7 and trust me when i say that is very fair on my end. Great story that will make you laugh a lot and also cry at points.... if you have a heart. The main actress and her bff are the highlights, as well as her "boss" and his only awesome employee... i will stop rambling. Watch it. U have paid for prime and u have 2 hours to watch what i would describe as an absolutely above average movie... enjoy!!!! (Especially joseph!)

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Watchmen (2019)

7/10

Stop rating on a half of an episode people!

2 November 2019

Good show so far, two episodes in. I will come back and honestly adjust my review and rating as it goes.... i wish everyone else would as well.... sad world we live in!

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Aquaman (2018)

2/10

Holy crap this is bad

20 October 2019

Warning: Spoilers

I mean, im laughing at how cliche it is. But, as the title says, holy crap this is bad.... It falls under the "typical hollywood 'we will tell the people what they like' BS" and goes from there. Stereotypical bad predictable writing, backed up with horrible acting by respected actors that clearly can't say no to money grabs like this. You can't even blame them at this point, easy money and back end. You would be stupid to say no. Sad for people that actually like films but yet, here we are. Im off, like a prom dress, to find better indy films to enjoy. Enjoy this ball of crap for what its worth. A laugh.

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Building Off the Grid: Colorado Mountain Lodge (2018)

Season 5, Episode 6

1/10

Super obnoxious people

9 June 2019

Warning: Spoilers

You can tell they are just spoiled little brats that used daddy's money to build an "efficient" house.... seriously, it's enraging to hear and see them act like they worked on this house when all they did was repeatedly throw money at workers to do their bidding. I would have to guess there was well over a million bucks dumped into that place and that creates a show that showcases people that are completely un-relatable.

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Portals to Hell (2019–2022)

1/10

Wow, this is bad

4 May 2019

Warning: Spoilers

This is straight up garbage. I'll call it now, last ditch effort will be "special guest:OZZY".... and it certainly will not be enough to save this train wreck. The female host is so very incredibly unbelievable as she is supposedly "in touch" with spirits. I guess. The fake machines that a lot of these shows use are just another reason to dislike this show.

Side note. I believe in ghosts. I just hate these shows that have to manufacture fake "results" for.... i guess ratings?

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Flipping Vegas (2011– )

1/10

Soooo fake

2 March 2019

Warning: Spoilers

Incedibly scripted. Dude acts like every small problem is the end of the world. Anyone who has ever done any simple task in their own home knows he tries to sell you on "this is the end of the world!" And explains in great detail the worse case scenario, acting like thats going to "blow his budget".... sad really. Toilets clogged, plumber says he will run the snake down the hole. Yet, we need to go through all possible problems that could come up if the snake dont work. "This could cost me thousands!" Spoiler alert. The snake works. Cost $100. And they found a clearly staged babydoll head in the hole. Complete bs show and im sad that i watched it.

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Logan Lucky (2017)

8/10

Fantastic casting

17 February 2019

Warning: Spoilers

Each and every cast member seems to be perfectly picked to play their part with the exception of Hilary swank. Wowza. She was like a robot. IM FBI AGENT. ME SPEAK MONOTONE. MEANS I AM IMPORTANT AND BY THE BOOK.... Other than that, this is a great movie that is different than the average crap shoved down your throat regularly. Adam driver and the two brothers made me laugh. Daniel Craig with a southern accent and that feeling like he was always a second away from murdering somebody...The father daughter relationship with Channing and the super cute little girl was something that almost could have felt forced but it certainly didn't. Very well written (by whomever) screenplay and even better casting.... I could go on. Skip the blockbuster crap and watch more movies like this so hopefully more movies like this get made..

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Bargain Mansions (2017– )

1/10

What a joke

22 August 2018

Seriously, this show is a joke. Semi pretty middle aged girl uses her hubby's loot to buy homes, immediately hires her father that is clearly a legit GC (sweet kickback bro) and then proceeds to destroy beautiful old homes. Im laughing at her showing up repeatedly in heels and a a "vintage leather coat" to "help my guys out" by painting two strokes on a shutter, or throwing one screw into a crappy fabricated garage door. Bahahaha. Im sure the guys doing the actual work are super pumped when she shows up.... dont get me started on what others have already reviewed regarding how she literally destroys the history of what was a fantastic home that was lovingly built by an individual that i promise is now rolling in his grave.

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A Gray State (2017)

5/10

Interesting story

11 March 2018

Warning: Spoilers

Ultimately I enjoyed this movie but as others have noted, the film maker does not spend much time on any other possible conclusion than the narrative you are left with. Two small bits with the keyboard jockey conspiracy guys is the only real glimpse into an alternate story as to what happened with this young family. I happen to agree with the probable answer that mental illness drove David to do the unthinkable but i would have preferred a bit more time having been spent on other possibilities. I am sure I will now go down the internet rabbit hole to find any "evidence" of a conspiracy as the film really did not explore that angle at all. My specualtion would be that the film maker was convinced, after investigating the story so deeply, that what he presents is the truth. I was just disappointed that Netflix eludes to the story being more of a conspiracy in the description.

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