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Gossip Girl: She's Having a Maybe (2021)
Weak and getting even weaker
Disappointed but not surprised
The plot it's literally ridiculous just watching it for a laugh really seriously don't try to find sense in it your head will hurt. Trust me.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
I don't think I've ever been so profoundly touched and sad about a film in my life..
I am a female, straight and I just felt torn and just so impotent not being able to comprehend why they didn't take the chance.. but of course I know, everyone knows they wouldn't let them be happy like they deserved to, loving each other the way they did, I don't think I'd ever be able to survive heartache like that, and I am not a romantic whatsoever but this film will be with me for a long time, unbelievable performances, cinematography, score it'll gut me every time I venture to watch it again I don't care if I get shattered every time I do.
If you haven't seen this film DO please, even if you aren't as open minded, don't be judgmental, just try to understand and you'll understand, trust me.
If I could wish for something I would wish for everyone to be with whom they wanted to no matter anything no matter what everyone else thought.
Never listen to societies views,
Live, love, be free to love until life together allows you to.
Can You Keep a Secret? (2019)
Oh god I love Alexandra I truly do but I couldn't even make it 15 min in ...
There's ... there's just no words of how awful this film is
Only one redeeming factor is her beauty that's it.
Lolita (1962)
It's a classic there's no denying that .. still I wasn't feeling it
I made the classic mistake watching the 1997 version and I thought it was alright more close to the book than this one for sure, regardless of the moral implications in that film the acting was stunning here only Sue carried the whole movie I didn't believe Humbert's love for her and it's so beautiful and wrong obviously still you feel for him and I just didn't feel anything while watching this just the glee of it being Stanley Kubrick I thought automatically was going to be first of accurate, brilliant writing and deep characters understanding their part and not just whatever they did like Lolita's mother Charlotte are you kidding me? She was not like that in the book she was shrill yes but I believed her grief and where she came from not his lady just randomly yelling for no reason, well anyways moving on regarding to Quilt I was just annoyed all throughout his time on the screen excuse you but no he was NOT like that in the book; which by the way if you didn't read you won't be able to understand what's this film -0% I assure you, you'll freak out and want to run and question your life decisions and PLEASE for the life of me do not watch the 1997 version you'll be traumatised for life, first make sure you can handle the topic, not freaking out and read the novel first is the most beautiful thing in a way not to mention one of the most important books in literature ever created do it for the literature you won't regret it (or maybe you will if you spook easily with these topics)
Death to 2020 (2020)
HAHA well that was actually quite enjoyable
It's funny take it as it is not serious at all just have a laugh, and hope 2021 will be a better alternative.
Teresa (2010)
The means, justify the ends, no matter the cost ...
It's got it all drama, excitement, and much much intrigue!
The plot goes as the following, Teresa is a beautiful and intelligent young woman, all men want her, but her wish is to be rich and powerful since she's very poor and lives in a very humble neighbourhood and has suffered many humiliations as a result of having no money at all.
She's had a lot to endure and it made her vicious and malignant to get everything she wants no matter the cost!
All men want to be with her but she loves only one, the only problem is that he has no money and that is the one thing she can't live without, even if it means rejecting all love from her relationships and her humble family in order to be powerful and have a high place in society!
It's quite long! But it's a hell of a ride! Have fun!!!
Normal People: Episode #1.6 (2020)
CONNELL YOURE A GODAMNED IDIOT
Why is talking about his feelings so difficult for this guy??? God I swear sometimes this show makes me want to quit Marianne is no good either she doesn't communicate people aren't telepathic you need to talk! But he's much much worse he could've been with her since high school if had one shred of common sense, that common sense applies to her as well.
Ibiza (2018)
RICHARD MADDEN WAS THE ONLY REASON I WATCHED THIS FILM
-The first star is obviously for Richard Madden
-Second star genuinely funny laugh out loud moments.
So I was like well he's here so it's gotta be at least decent.. but just cool trendy music.
His acting amazing the only positive aspect of this film in all honesty his chemistry with Gillian was good and I believed it (wish I would have gone longer) aside form the fun music that was the only thing this film had going for it.
-Other than that 0% coherence.
-No one seems to think there is any consequences to actions.
-Harper made a big deal the whole movie about her job mattering to her and taking responsibility putting up with her horrible boss yet she did all the things her boss said she would, and then guess what she gets fired some coherence at least but never the less she decides that get entitled and actually protest then procedes to threaten to steal the clients of her boss because I have no idea.
- what kind of clients have a business meeting in which they meet the sellings persons best friend and then she shows up and then suddenly they're ok with almost being part in fraud and probably most likely a crime I guess.
Ok rant over if you wanna laugh a little, enjoy the cool cinematography and Richard please go ahead and do so but don't expect nothing more than that.
The Kissing Booth 2 (2020)
WHY DOESNT ANYONE IN THIS GODAMNED MOVIE TALK ABOUT THEIR ISSUES!!!!!!!?
God I can't I can't believe I wasted my time with this movie if you value your time do yourself a favour and believe me please
Orange Is the New Black: The Big House (2019)
Such a moving episode... not else needed said
Juat a direct shot at your feels like like no other OITNB episode has made me feel couldn't not ask for better writing
After (2019)
What a shameful excuse of a "movie"...
I mean I knew this movie would be awful and not like the book at all but not like this
God do not waste your time watching this if you've read the books you will literally lose your mind trust me I read all five of them. And trust me when I say I know what I'm talking about
Where do I begin ... firstly the cast what a great cast Josephine not a great actress at all I detected no emotion emigrating from her at all she literally had no connection with the Tessa form the books at all Tessa form the books has a completely different personality she is extremely sensitive, very dedicated, responsable (to a certain level and strictly academically speaking) trait of which is not shown clearly in the movie.
Harding god just why everything about the way he was portrayed is completely wrong they got literally nothing right about his personality they completely cut off his offensive vocabulary, his disrespect towards Tessa the lack of pearcings, his mysterious vibe and rudeness and most of all the dangerous and negative issues and all the things he actually does to Tessa and has done with many girls in his past, in the film they completely cut off the fact that he makes Tessa cry literally every chapter of the book they have massive fights (which are cut out as well)
The movie's storytelling mode will literally make no sense to you if you've not read the books because nothing's adds up , nothing gets clarified or detailed enough to create an actual emotional response form the audience.
Now the sex.. if you've read the books you'll know this happens quite often and not the way it was shown in the movie at all you will literally be shouting to the screen wtf that did not make any sense at all! And regret watching it in the first place.
Weak plot potential completely wasted non of the acting was astounding
Half of the scenes that happened never occurred once in the book and they made no sense to tie the events that followed *sigh*
Mistake #1 make the movie B because that wkeaked the plot dramatically.
#2 not focusing on the actors ability to act (Hero's was fairly decent he made some decent attempts to create an emotional response and not bad acting at all, but his potential was wasted with the weak portray of a powerful character that is Hardin) Josephine she Has potential but she did not know how to make the characters emotions known she did not cry nearly enough as the Tessa in the book did she did not dress like Tessa in the book did she is not a perfectionist like she is in the books, and hardins friends my god firstly not going deep enough about Zed's affection towards Tessa wasting mollys character as a villain god I could go on forever
Just don't watch this film if you've read the books and value your sanity please you'll thank me
Reader you'll understand my point of view and that you know I know what I'm taking about
I would give this a 0 if I could don't waste your money watch entertainment that is actually worth your time and attention like good TV shows like game of thrones
Love your sanity and don't watch this film you'll lose your mind and rant forever and only the people who've read them will understand how stupid they are and how colossally stupid Tessa is and how she ruined her life for the allure that Hardin had on her
After (2019)
What a shameful excuse of a "movie"...
I mean I knew this movie would be awful and not like the book at all but not like this
God do not waste your time watching this if you've read the books you will literally lose your mind trust me I read all five of them. And trust me when I say I know what I'm talking about
Where do I begin ... firstly the cast what a great cast Josephine not a great actress at all I detected no emotion emigrating from her at all she literally had no connection with the Tessa form the books at all Tessa form the books has a completely different personality she is extremely sensitive, very dedicated, responsable (to a certain level and strictly academically speaking) trait of which is not shown clearly in the movie.
Harding god just why everything about the way he was portrayed is completely wrong they got literally nothing right about his personality they completely cut off his offensive vocabulary, his disrespect towards Tessa the lack of pearcings, his mysterious vibe and rudeness and most of all the dangerous and negative issues and all the things he actually does to Tessa and has done with many girls in his past, in the film they completely cut off the fact that he makes Tessa cry literally every chapter of the book they have massive fights (which are cut out as well)
The movie's storytelling mode will literally make no sense to you if you've not read the books because nothing's adds up , nothing gets clarified or detailed enough to create an actual emotional response form the audience.
Now the sex.. if you've read the books you'll know this happens quite often and not the way it was shown in the movie at all you will literally be shouting to the screen wtf that did not make any sense at all! And regret watching it in the first place.
Weak plot potential completely wasted non of the acting was astounding
Half of the scenes that happened never occurred once in the book and they made no sense to tie the events that followed *sigh*
Mistake #1 make the movie B because that wkeaked the plot dramatically.
#2 not focusing on the actors ability to act (Hero's was fairly decent he made some decent attempts to create an emotional response and not bad acting at all, but his potential was wasted with the weak portray of a powerful character that is Hardin) Josephine she Has potential but she did not know how to make the characters emotions known she did not cry nearly enough as the Tessa in the book did she did not dress like Tessa in the book did she is not a perfectionist like she is in the books, and hardins friends my god firstly not going deep enough about Zed's affection towards Tessa wasting mollys character as a villain god I could go on forever
Just don't watch this film if you've read the books and value your sanity please you'll thank me
Reader you'll understand my point of view and that you know I know what I'm taking about
I would give this a 0 if I could don't waste your money watch entertainment that is actually worth your time and attention like good TV shows like game of thrones
Love your sanity and don't watch this film you'll lose your mind and rant forever and only the people who've read them will understand how stupid they are and how colossally stupid Tessa is and how she ruined her life for the allure that Hardin had on her
The Kissing Booth (2018)
Painful to watch
The most cringiest 1 and 50 m of my life.. don't waste your time
If you're just looing is for terrible predictable teenage angst humor go gossip girl yall
Time Freak (2018)
Good comedic element bad acting spoiled everything ..
First of all .. Sophie Turner (Debbie) she was absolutely atrocious not funny not the top noche acting that one is accousumed in game of thrones very very disappointed all the pieces where there they never clicked no chemistry whatsoever.. overall all the remaining characters where decedent
Not a convincing narrative not moved
Most of all awkward to watch