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Star Trek: Discovery: Red Directive (2024)
Season 5, Episode 1
2/10
Worst officer if Federation history
20 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Michael is not just the worst captain but the worst federation officer is federation history. I kept wishing the other captain punched her in the face so she could shut up. Man I forgot how bad this show is. Most infuriating character on TV. She kept screwing up the mission again and again all episode and then when she was off the mission she acted surprised and insulted haha.

The two ships stopping the avalanche was kind of cool so 1 point there.

Can Star Trek please be like the last season of Picard please? Whoever REALLY made that just hire him.

45 more characters so I have to ask the question, why is this show still on?
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Foundation: In Seldon's Shadow (2023)
Season 2, Episode 1
6/10
Continues to be two different shows
14 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I'm convinced this show has two set of writers. One for the STD (Star Trek Discovery) Michael Burnhams and one for for the empire storyline.

My Gawd the Sheldon story with the 2 girls that I can't even remember their names, it is UNBEARABLE. Unwatchable. Did they really hang on one giving the other some air underwater for that long? They kind of wanted to make it feel like a kiss, they are mother and daughter, what the @#$&??? 2/10

Empire storyline is very cool! Interesting, better shot, better written, better dialogue. I don't get it. How is it so different. It was like that last season too. 8/10.

Can we please fire the set of writers that write the space holy Marys?? They're awful.
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Nimona (2023)
8/10
Genuine and emotional but not perfect
6 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
App crashed after a wrote 1000 words and I can't be bothered again to write everything so I will summarize.

Very well written story about acceptance, militarism and government propaganda.

It showed that what matters is what we do and not how we look. And that's what matters. I remember I was really pissed off at a friend of mine for calling a girl a freak because she was dressing a bit hippie.

One thing that almost ruined the movie and I cut only one point because in the end it was pointless was a certain forced romance. This movie did not need a romance at all. I guess the irony was lost to the writers about forced propaganda. Anyway, Hollywood continues the same mistakes that bombs all their theatre releases.

Anyway, amazing visuals at the end there and a very unique world of that "futuristic medievalness" Kinda reminds of Attack on Titan with that wall and the isolation of the country not knowing and fearing what's outside.
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The Witcher: The Art of the Illusion (2023)
Season 3, Episode 5
3/10
They quite obviously don't care it sucks
4 July 2023
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This is some points for the whole season. Dialogue was meh, but man was editing bad.

On one episode we had the fight between Yen and Ciri, it cuts there, we get a couple of other scenes with other characters and the next time we see Ciri she's randomly running from the Wild Hunt. What? Then out of nowhere Gerald comes and saves her. I was convinced it was a dream sequence, it wouldn't make any sense otherwise, yet to my surprise it wasn't. Wow.

Speaking of Ciri, what in the blue hell is going on with her make up and pretty much all make up in the series. Her face has more paint than all the sets of the series combined. She's young and this is Beverly hills, they were living out in the wild... Jaskier had so much makeup too. He looked ridiculous.

Which brings me to looking ridiculous, why did Sabrina look like she just came out her Hollywood residence? Complete with puffy lips, heavy makeup and fake breasts. I'm surprised she wasn't carrying a little Chihuahua in a Louis Vuitton bag... Is this mediaval fantasy oor what??

They don't care and we know it. If they cared a lot of things would be different. Such a shame.
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Fear the Walking Dead: All I See Is Red (2023)
Season 8, Episode 6
1/10
I can't believe people are getting paid writing this.
23 June 2023
Seriously, how are these people employed?

This was the easiest episode to write of fear the walking dead ever.

After all that amazingly awful dialogue all season (and previous seasons too) all you had to do was have terminator Morgan decimate absolutely everyone for 40 minutes. With some good choreography and action scenes. Increase his body count again and gainand again dead or alive. Maybe that would have given his character a proper send-off until he meets Rick again.

But NOOOOoooo, have the same, not very bright, irritating Morgan on every scene and have terminator Morgan off screen. Writers should be ashamed for completely destroying the character of Morgan instead of having the Morgan that was against the saviors for just one episode.

Please fire them and publicly shame them. How they can make a fortune being so bad at what they do is beyond me. How are these writers paid for this??
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Fear the Walking Dead: King County (2023)
Season 8, Episode 4
1/10
Wow I'd rather watch World Beyond
7 June 2023
I've stuck with this franchise for 13 years. I was in highschool when TWD started.

This isn't only the worst season of FTWD, this is the worst episode of the whole franchise.

Horrible pacing, horrible dialogue, characters appear out of nowhere while they were doing something else last episode.

They have absolutely massacred the character of Morgan. Butchered. So disrespectful to him. Seriously how can you put out something so bad.

I hate every darn character. No wonder Lennie James wanted no more.

I need like 100 more characters and I cannot express my disappointment. How are the people responsible still employed??
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The Orville: Midnight Blue (2022)
Season 3, Episode 8
2/10
Not the Orville
24 July 2022
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Somehow Star Trek Discover, STD, has infected the Orville. This episode was the same amount of cringe. Has Seth McFarlane substituted for STD writers?

More skewed morality. Stealing dozens of kids and risking the safety of the universe at the same time is all cool. Respecting a different planet's culture is not.

Hopefully the Krill, Moclans and Kaylons form and alliance and rid the universe of the Planetary Union's woke authoritarian regime and intolerance. They are the villains at this point.
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The Orville: From Unknown Graves (2022)
Season 3, Episode 7
6/10
Claire is a horrible person
16 July 2022
She's awful. Her plaything she also wants to look like a much younger person (lets face it, it's her decision how she wants him to look) is not enough for her, she also rationalizes, with the help of the other morally skewed woman in the crew, manipulating Isaac to do her bidding. And it's not the first time she feels owed something from Isaac.

Orville this season has the same skewed morality disney shows have. On one hand it was awful the Kaylons were treated like slaves but on the other it's perfectly fine that on that new planet men were the ones treated like slaves.
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1/10
Character Assassination
15 July 2022
Another Franchise fallen. Empty (where are the pandas), soulless character assassination of Po the Dragon Master. An Incompetent, useless, stupid Dragon Master Po that seems to have come from before the first movie.

Of course he also lost to a girl knight right at the get go for good measure.

Watch "Paws of Destiny" if you haven't yet.
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The Dragon Prince: The Final Battle (2019)
Season 3, Episode 9
9/10
Better than Game of Thrones
16 June 2022
Season 1 and 2 were ok, more oriented towards kids, but season 3 brought it! Finale was better than Game of Thrones season 8 for sure. My only gripe is I could have done without the romance, woke or not. Callum is 14... love? Come on.
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Halo: Contact (2022)
Season 1, Episode 1
8/10
Mostly very good. 👍Production quality👍
24 March 2022
I have not played the games unfortunately did not own an Xbox so I'm going in this with a fresh eye, although I absolutely understand the game fans expecting an actual game adaptation instead of a series looking like the game with different characters.

Despite a couple dodgy CGI moments and the Chevy blazer 500 years in the future 😆 Production quality was absolutely exceptional! Haven't seen sets and costumes look that real in ages. Especially in Sci-fi.

Yeah every person with power was a woman, and body positivity of color ones, yeah they made another good looking Asian woman look awful for no reason. And script/dialog were subpar. I can only imagine how good it could have been without that crap.

Seriously enjoyed the sets and costumes though. Metal looked metal wood looked wood and rock looked rock. I hated how in the Witcher everything looked like styrofoam.
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Star Trek: Discovery: Stormy Weather (2021)
Season 4, Episode 6
1/10
Cringiest episode ever
11 March 2022
Cringiest episode I have ever watched in any series ever. Every time the computer was talking I cringed so hard it was vomit inducing. Tey tried to rip off HUE from final space but they failed miserably. Can you believe a comedy animation had a much MUCH more compelling AI computer than this trash fire?

This show is so lazy that every time they show the cat they play some stock random cat noises that make no sense. Growling then purring lol. Absolutely ridiculous. How do they get the budget for these visuals?
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Reacher: Pie (2022)
Season 1, Episode 8
5/10
Fake smart show
26 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The bad guys turned out to be exactly who they painted in the first episode. For a show that wants to pass itself for smart, they sure took a lot of cover from firearms behind empty boxes... Reacher smashed a group of hardened convicts and got his ass handed to him by the skinny tiny cousin. Haha how?!
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Raised by Wolves: The Collective (2022)
Season 2, Episode 1
10/10
Really good! Interesting world and ballsy showrunners
3 February 2022
Brave showrunners, you would think in todays Hollywood and how they go after people like Chris Pratt fir being religious a series that pits atheists vs very religious groups would have gone woke and Christian hating very fast.

Well not this one, Season 2 continues the great work of taking no social justice sides and depicts atheists just as cultish and intolerant as some prove to be in real life. A 'believe the science" group that consider themselves atheists but have taken a supercomputer as their god.

Really clever stuff you can find parallels in todays world. Keep it up!
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Seal Team (2021)
8/10
Actual stakes and scale and cool characters!
1 January 2022
I was really pleasantly surprised! This little animated movie right here had more stakes than the majority of Hollywood's movies nowadays. Cool characters and scenes with gadgetry and tons of 80s action movie references! Music was top notch as well. Animation was lacking a bit but it had its flare. Definite recommend! Better than shart tale no doubt. It actually might be the best animated under the sea movie I've watched since Nemo.
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The Wheel of Time (2021– )
3/10
I double dare you to do the same to LotR
10 December 2021
Hey Amazon, do the same crap to LotR as you did to this poor universe and you're gonna beat Santa Inc for the lowest scored TV show ever. Seriously? Adding a Lesbian scene that was not in the books that actually hinders the story? If that's not woke just for woke sake I don't know what is.
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The Wheel of Time: Leavetaking (2021)
Season 1, Episode 1
3/10
What did I just watch?
21 November 2021
First of all I have not read the books. I was looking forward to this series. Man am I disappointed.

What the hell is this place, feminist fantasy land? Was it like that in the book? Soo heavy handed! Almost made me stop watching the first 15 minutes.

Villains looks cartoony and hilarious! Just compare this blowfish rider with Mouth of Sauron from LotR. Let alone the Nazgul.

Rosamund Pike was awful, and I usually like her but she doesn't have much range. Her acting along with the choreography and the spotty SFX made me burst out laughing at her magic instead of wowing me.

Script and dialogue was bad, they kept of dropping some supposedly deep statements about the world... sounded so generic and tryhard and fake.

Why were the sets and costumes so bad? I mean I watch other shows Amazon and they didn't look so plastic.

I'm soo scared for Amazon's Lord of the Rings, I pray to God something happens and it never airs.
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Foundation: The Leap (2021)
Season 1, Episode 10
5/10
Fast Forwarded Michael Burnham but the Empire story kept my attention.
21 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Let me say firstly wow the two Michael Burnhams are together! Is the fabric of Universe strong enough to withstand two diverse Space Jesuses at the same spot? Reality will crumble on itself!

I cannot understand how one set of writers can write two completely different shows. Is it really Just Lee Pace's presence? I don't know, I liked that story even when the younger empire was the only empire on screen.

Yeah the "foundation" parts were unwatchable, seriously trash, yet the Empire storyline kept my attention throughout the season.

In conclusion I cannot think of any other reason why the show has 2 different qualities but underlying agendas. It must had been mandated to have strong diverse female protagonists so the writers did the best they could. But when those limitations were lifted in the empire part they flourished.

5 overall, it would had been an 8 with just the Empire stuff.
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8/10
Whoa. Pleasantly surprised
10 November 2021
I did not expect this one to be that good. Honestly one of the best MCU solo films. Definitely blows Black Widow out of the water. Aquafina is pretty likeable in everything she does, good for her. Only letdown was Simu Liu, no presence, no charisma no acting chops. Just imagine the same movie, a tiny bit more serious with Andrew Koji as Shang-Chi and Jackie Chan as the Mandarin. I would pay to see that!
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Stargate: Atlantis: The Shrine (2008)
Season 5, Episode 6
10/10
Wow I cried
27 October 2021
I did not go into this episode expecting to be fighting tears for over half of it. What an amazing acting performance by all the cast and most Hewlett and Flanigan. I was feeling everything they were feeling. Best episode of the series so far and quality wise maybe the best in the franchise.
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See: The Witchfinder (2021)
Season 2, Episode 4
6/10
I couldn't see a thing
17 September 2021
Seriously, we're not blind too. I couldn't see anything all episode. Sets, costumes everything goes to waste like that. It could had been an audiobook or podcast or something and it would had been the same. Come on. It's painful to watch.
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Malignant (I) (2021)
6/10
Genuinely disturbing
17 September 2021
Genuinely disturbing but lacked quality. The premise was entertaining but man were the actors bad. Especially the lead woman, she almost made it a comedy just with her horrible acting.
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Stargate SG-1: Avalon: Part 2 (2005)
Season 9, Episode 2
9/10
I'm in love with Vala
1 September 2021
I'm in love with Vala Mal Doran. She is adorable. That is all.
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See: Brothers and Sisters (2021)
Season 2, Episode 1
9/10
I love this series and and I'm not easily pleased.
28 August 2021
Strong beginning to what looks like an even better season than before. Sets, Costumes, Makeup, man they look REAL, not like that CGI crapfest Cosplay looking witcher. This is Game of Thrones production quality. World building is great. Kids acting has gotten better and most Importantly NO WOKE STUFF here. At least yet. It is 2021... It's Momoa and Batista, two badasses going at it. Can't wait for next episodes. 9 score for small dialogue errors, like why would someone hundreds of years in the future refer to himself as a "blind man" like it's not the norm.
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The Walking Dead: Acheron: Part I (2021)
Season 11, Episode 1
2/10
Who writes this ****. Nonsensical writing.
24 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So they have a very dangerous new enemy, and decide to leave behind a god damn arsenal to supply an army because of a couple dozen contained walkers that can pick of a distance. Who writes this crap really.

Spoiler if you expect rational decisions from seasoned characters...
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