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You Got Served (2004)
"Contains emotional intensity"
The only intense emotion i felt about this film was the desire to perform an emergency blood pressure decrease via the arteries in my wrist.
"A film about dancing!" they thought "That'll be amazing!!!" No, just no.
Thats all you need to know about this film, no "strong language", no "sex/nudity" just plain old-fashioned intense emotions just like my momma used to have.
Reviewed in one word: Lacking .....emotional intensity, i'll give those studio execs intense emotions all the way to the bank, i don't know where i'm going with this but i just hate the film sooo much. i ain't even watched the damn thing, i just saw the advert 60 times.
If you want intense action watch A Beautiful Mind, if you wanted comedy watch Sophie's Choice and if you want Drama watch Weekend at Bernies 2 but please just do not watch this film.
Fin.
Lloyd (2001)
My eyes! my beautiful eyes!
DON'T WATCH PLEASE. DON'T EVEN READ THIS REVIEW JUST POKE YOUR EYES OUT RIGHT NOW AND POP YOUR EARDRUMS
Oh my god! Whilst flicking through the sky movies channels i happened across this little "gem". This film has no redeemable features at all, i mean its extremely bad and its a wonder that it ever got to the scriptwriting stage. I've watched some hilariously bad films in my time (Octopus 2 anyone?) but this was so bad my arteries suddenly needing a pressure release via my wrists. The "hero" of the film is one of the most disfigured kids around, the acting throughout is diabolical (see the scene where his little brother is trying to make him fight the school bully). The ending of the film is so abrupt I only knew the film had ended when the next one started playing, a John Travolta suit and a spaghetti fight are all thats needed to defeat the bully and get the girl.
If you want more action watch pride and prejudice, if you want a better script watch Battlefield Earth if you want more comedy watch Saving Private Ryan, but please don't give Lloyd the dignity of one and a half hours of your life, and if you see someone called Lloyd just hit them for me.
Well I'm off to boil some pasta get some sauce, some mince, go down to the local fancy dress store and get the girl of my dreams.