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About Cherry (2012)
Ideals fell apart!!
Look, I am all for the freedom to experiment and discover ones self. That is very important in today's modern times. There is so much information and new stimulants for our beings to sense. And to reflect this openness in film is an intelligent thing to do. But when a character is written to say, 'You don't love me enough to masturbate to someone else!', I protest with a cosmic 'Oh hell no!!!!!'.
Maybe its a woman thing. Men are suppose to jerk off to everyone but, who they are in love with?? Is it?? Is it wrong for a young man to have sexual fantasies about their close friends? No wait.. I mean hot sizzling head turning super banging instant erect making boxer moist making flirty girl friends? Or which ever gender lights your fire... Because either the 'writer' wanted to show the audience how much morals can sway depending on whose eyes they are viewed from.. or they are complete 'vaginal deodorant products'!! The reaction was without base. It was beyond surreal to the point that it became moronic. After the line, I assumed the 'writer' had a meteor fall from outer space and squash Cherry, not just the character but the whole movie to little stupid bits of space pigeon poop. Because I would have been sold on that nonsense more than the movie's laws and etiquette of male masturbation.
The Bourne Legacy (2012)
An agent still unaccounted for?
Who is the sixth Alcom agent? Three were eliminated by additional vitamins and one had a missile shoved up his @$$. Leaving Cross and a mystery unaccounted for Alcom agent. Unless.. they lost count. Honestly this didn't seem like a Bourne type story. Sure it had 'on the run' drama like the others. But it felt more on the line like a junkie trying to get their fix. 'Where are the chems?', 'You got any chems?'. Drugs, need drugs now!! Hahaha! Well my idea is the use of superweed. Where the agents aren't so wired up and freaking out.
In all, I liked the way they pitted different agents from other programs. Kind of like a secret agent UFC event. Alcom vs. Treadstone or Larx vs. Alcom. Who is the baddest of the bad? Instead of a caged octagon, the world is the ring. No rules, no submissions, no timed rounds, only winner is the one who walks, limps, crawls away alive with the hot babe. Good stuff!!