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Honest Thief (2020)
Honestly Boring
First other than Liam no one could act. The director cared more about the filming that he took away from the action. In short when you think of liam neeson in Taken and then see him in this youll see what i mean. Please Mark go back to dramas.Stay out of action films
Tenet (2020)
Crapola
Great opening scene. Great photography and effects. Terrible plot.Bad Continuity. Preposterous through and through and inhibited by bad acting. Yes Superfly and Dracula cant save this.
Fantasy Island (2020)
Had Potential BUT!
Like one reviewer it started out neat with the BELIEVABLE fantasys.. BUT wound up incredibly stupid taking artistic license to the max....a shame
The Rhythm Section (2020)
Out Of Tune
Better than profanol for quick easy sleep. Terrible acting,continuity,drab dialog. James Bond has nothingto worry about
Knives Out (2019)
BORING
Waste of time and talent. A nonsense plot that will make you DIE waiting for this to end. Ive heard of actors/actresses doing a movie for a lark,this is defnitely one of those.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
Ok Enough of the lame sequels already
Since the new plot/ghosts dont make a lot of sense other than thrills,Warner gets a great idea and places them back in the hotel with all the bits from the original. I agree with the other poster if Jack had made a cameo it wouldve made the movie
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Preposterous
Well James you went too far. Arnie still looks good. Grandma Hamilton a little by the wayside. BUT human machines relationships? Absurd. Terminators programmed for a specific purpose learning to change? Not! Several things to say,but to finish,they send down a CURRENT TERMINATOR and Arnie seems to be able to handle him with ease even though he was built many years ago. Its a good movie to watch for a couple of hours but sorry to say theyve run out of ideas,something like STAR WARS, dont hit me
Happy Death Day 2 U (2019)
LOVED IT!
Jessica sweety was wonderful,provided a great performance and some hilarity along the way
Isn't It Romantic (2019)
Look at me world!
Crap,waste of time. Musical numbers ok but this movie dragged from start. And when the magic happens it was the same look at me world reboxed . This has been done last year slightly better . I gave up on I Am Woman stuff in the 70s. No I didn't get a toothache more of a headache actually
Welcome to Marwen (2018)
Second bomb for this guy
First beautiful Boy now this. First wrong time of year for this. Second previews made this look hokey. I agree with the reviewer that this shouldve been treated like the serious story it is and NOT like Forest Gump.
Mile 22 (2018)
A sequel to this garbage???
I wont be attending. On top of many things,Mark Wahlberg prattling on was a little much.
I Feel Pretty (2018)
Runs Out Of Steam
Amy is terrific. However script is conveluted. Laughs dry up. The rest of it is simply boring I Am Woman crap
Unsane (2018)
You must be UNSANE!
Garbage movie from start to finish. HIGH SCHOOL acting,and production techniques.. This TV episode could have been shot in a day. Sorry using a Iphone or two cans and a piece of string does not impress me. Don't let these technical experts fool you into wasting your money. I know I was INSANE too!
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Don't judge a movie by these critics
These high test stupid idiots need to take a pill. There is nothing wrong with this movie. Songs are great. Acting is great. Cinematography is great. When I see these little dumdums putting a great movie down,BUT trying to shovel Chips as a masterpiece,I die laughing. Hey Rock go back to the WWE where you belong. I bet these buddies thought central intelligence was another Citizen Kane. Had to be said gentlemen sorry.
Reasonable Doubt (2014)
Reasonable Movie
Welcome to the world of Canadian Movies buddy. Great actors just going through the motions,bad editing,bad continuity,bad cinematography. At first this movie had a little tension but as time rolled on it started to become far fetched.The brother has a spot on voice match? Bull Shiv! The detective KNOWS it was the DA already? The DA breaks out of jail nice and cleanly? Now if a guy like Peter Hyams were directing this ,this movie would stand out. I agree with one poster that its not the "get in your face" SJ we love,too bad that part wasn't written in the script. I don't know whats worse Hollywood running out of ideas or wasting established actors or hiring pretty boys who cant act in the first place as their daddy owns the studio.
The Sound of Music Live! (2013)
Sound of Music LIVE!
This was very entertaining. It certainly was a pleasant 3 hours on television than most of the garbage thats on. Your first mistake is comparing this to the original,you cant. Second its more of the stage version,with new songs I've never heard before. Its actually a very nice tribute to the original.Carrie Underwood is country,who cares, she is dead on most of the time,and remember THIS WAS LIVE!If you want to talk voices ,remember Christopher Plummer NEVER sang in the original ,he was dubbed by Bill Lee.hes still ticked about it after all these years. The mother superior was dubbed as well."Lisle" actually sang and played. You can hear Chris doing Adelveiss for real on a DVD collection that came out 2 years ago. You know my favourite Bond flick "Goldfinger?" Gert Frobe was dubbed by Michael Collins.Good Tv.8/10 Rumple Stiltskin
Ender's Game (2013)
Oh Wow Harry Potter In Space!
Yikes! Harrison give it up! You already have had a dud(Paranoia,haven't seen but will for laughs)Cowboys & Aliens,love that bit with you chasing the UFO on horseback,and now HP in Space. ONE boy(who cant act rich family and all) One special school.Rather than the frickin train we have a Spaceship. He will lead.With his little male pal and his little girlfriend.Sound Familiar YET kids?? You know George Lucas didn't know when to quit either,he hired Hayden Christenson from TO (rich little family boy who cant act that's why he is a model now)and completely destroyed the integrity of Star Wars,not to mention Indiana Jones and the Crystal Numbskull(love the scene with the fridge)And then there's Arnie (who had a book signing in TO and no one cared) and Sly Stallone(remember that poster in Airplane Rocky 150?) Yes I don't work for the studios as I can stay honest! Hollywood has a very SERIOUS problem,they've ran out of ideas! Their A talent is too old! They are replacing them with little rich mommy's boys that cannot act,shoot! that one babe hired her boyfriend in one DTV (Direct to Video). Only question left,Will the new Star Wars be Mickey Mouse?
Parkland (2013)
Great Movie Tom Thanks!! Contains Spoilers!
OK. First I am NOT with the studio,extra or any of that other garbage.Earlier this year a movie came out about JFK that didn't touch on anything,so Tom Hanks tried his hand at it. First I too thought it was JFK BUT it was CONNELY walking down the hall! This movie was great,it explored things I have never heard about. Like Zapruder's daughter on the film.The extensive scene at Parkland.I only have watched 30 minutes so far and I am totally enchanted! A word for our Oswald pals,when are you going to get off your duffs and realize there was another shooter. The US government assassinations bureau realized it in the 90's.The Remington Fireball 100,President Johnson,Edward Hunt,and the list goes on and on... Let's face it we all thought he was a great man,and think about it,has the trash elected ever since had the same respect? Think about it!
Lawless (2012)
Clint Eastwood Is Dead (SPOILERS)
This incredible slow farce which is supposed to be ACTION PACKED has our heroes constantly getting beat until the last 10 minutes when they ALMOST take care of the bad guy. I love these moralistic films about the west that are tailored for today(couldn't think of the now term). Well friends the west was totally different than portrayed in this photoplay.I'm also not affiliated with the crew or directors so I don't have to suck up a false review how wonderful this waste of time was. In the 70s was a movie called "Outrage" with Robert Culp about a doctor and family that was terrorized by a bunch of punks and took the law in his hands. In the 80s they did a remake explaining how the law was the "better way".Well here we have the correct appropriate way of winning the west.I'm amazed that Shia laBouef didn't get killed in the process. Probably because Spielberg needed to make another "Transformers"