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Free Birds (2013)
5/10
Decent movie
16 December 2013
I watched that movie, and it wasn't even that great (Due to the unrealistic plot), but I liked the jokes, and it was enjoyable. Even the bad plot was enjoyable for me, and the characters were likable (I liked Jenny and Reggie the most). The jokes were quite funny, but I didn't like Jake that much (He failed at making jokes), since he's a bit annoying. You can bring a little child to a movie and he/she will enjoy it. But big kids, teens and adults...Not very much. And Jake's insane idea to go back in time to remove the turkey from the holiday menu? I'm sorry, Jake. You are overreacting. Just run away from the hunters and other people in which want to cook you.
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1/10
EXTREMELY overrated.
14 July 2013
Awful, pointless, unlikable, and unfunny. One: the costumes are just awful. They're disturbing and they can give you nightmares. Especially the 3 creatures (The Oogieloves AKA Goobie, Zoozie and Toofie). Two: The actors. CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, CARY ELVES, CLORIS LEACHMAN....These famous actors play unlikable characters. Congratulations, the career of these actors have a new low. =_= Three: The. Horrible. PLOT! They expanded finding 5 balloons in 83 minutes? It's repetitive! With lots of SLOW POINTS. Also, there are horrible puns and jokes. Like when Toofie's pants fall down...IT'S NOT FUNNY. Four: The songs are absolutely horrible. They will make you want to rip your ears off. The worst song is the awful theme song. I can't believe this piece of trash has many positive reviews. Five: The fact that this movie got theatrical release when everything screamed "Direct to DVD". I'm not forcing anyone to avoid this, but who doesn't like very annoying kid's movies shouldn't watch this.
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3/10
OK for the littlest viewers, but a torture for older viewers.
25 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Warning: This review might contain spoilers.

This story is where the dolls search for Pillow, who goes missing. Sure the youngest viewers are going to enjoy it but older viewers are going to be "tortured" by this movie.

Let's start by Pillow playing catch with Bea. She didn't catch the ball, so she had to search for the ball. She decides to slack off, and catch the ball later. Then, Peanut says that she's going to announce her surprise at sunset. Then the dolls realize that Pillow's missing. WHY DOESN'T THE DOLLS GO ON THE SAME WAY PILLOW DID GO?! There are many slow points. So, they go on different ways and none of them actually work. So, they only find out that Pillow is on the dandelion meadow because the sheep was covered in dandelions, and they go on a bus and then they find pillow. So, they find pillow but a tree is on the road. So they use a kite to make the bus fly. Since when kites make buses fly? Only if it is a giant one! The movie's creator could not have been sober. So, Peanut announces her surprise, and it was an hot air balloon. It's a huge surprise at Lalaloopsyland, but at the real world, right here, it's (almost) not a surprise. So, the movie ends.

THIS IS IT. Not even of the "so bad it is good" kind. Poorly-made story, lots of pain for the older viewers, lots of slow points at the plot.

Bottom line: This movie is just plain slow.
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Hetalia: Axis Powers (2009–2016)
6/10
Not so funny-- OKAY, I CHANGED MY MIND.
6 December 2012
It contains a rude--*Extreme edit here* Okay. I didn't even watch an episode in 2012. Now, in 2013 to 2014, I did watch some episodes, I know many things about the show and the manga. I'd have to admit it; It's sometimes funny, but the humor is sometimes a bit offensive. Not recommended for the easily offended.

Plot: That's the main problem, it has no plot at all.Like Lucky Star. But it still remains funny, with it's jokes and humoristic atmosphere (But it has it's serious moments). It's also a bit educational, but it's mostly played for laughs.

Characters: The characters are mostly likable. Some are likable, some are not. You will hate them if you're offended by foul stereotypes.

Overall, it's decent.

6/10
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