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borchorst
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Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
Sigh... (might contain spoilers - is there anything here that can be spoiled, btw?)
25 February 2007 - 0 out of 2 users found this review helpful.
This is the worst piece of cr*p I've ever seen. Unrealistic fighting, bad choreography, lousy actors. The only mitigating factor in this excuse for a film are the female sidekicks - they really found some babes to do the job. I practise martial arts myself, and seeing people fall over before they're hit might be hilarious, but not in any way realistic, as well as the bad guys consistent groaning and the high-pitched, hysterical voice of the boss in the wheelchair and the female, black (!) malaysian terrorist with the wide open eyes and the hysterical voice. The best actors in this film are the two small boys. I might have enjoyed this "movie" at the age of 12.
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