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28 Days Haunted (2022– )
1/10
Cheesey and fake to the highest degree.
21 October 2022
I think the quickest turn off of this show, that really shows they didnt think some things out, is the fact that repeatedly these "professional" hunters are scared by creaking and banging. The air is always heavy and cold and scary, but if it was your job that youve done hundreds of times, wouldnt you be over that? Yes i know its all entertainment but thats just what i couldnt get over. I remember shows like this 15 years ago were alot more scary and "real". Now everything is just turned up to 11 because of all the horror movies theyre trying to replicate. Bad show. If you like cheese in the worst way, this show is for you.
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8/10
Surprisingly good!
23 July 2021
Having had this on my Prime list for months, i always just went past it when looking for films to watch, with only the silly title having intrigued me enough to add it to my list of to watch.

However after finally giving it a shot i sincerely am sorry i didnt watch it sooner. Its nothing incredibly thought provoking but it is a great revenge flick with a small unpredictable ending. The acting is great by Stirling Knight (from disney fame is where i know him from) and the actual cinematography is great. Its disturbing. Its unpleasant. It made me angry, and thats what a good movie should do. If you dont like these kinds of movies dont watch it (and dont review it obviously) but if you do then give it a guilty watch.
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Just Roll with It (2019–2021)
4/10
Great idea! Horrible actors...
9 July 2021
Now i know that there are talented children actors out there, i grew up watching disney and nick sitcoms and as an adult still find them entertaining. Unfortunately the kid actors in this are just awful, the stories in the show are just uncreative. Its such a neat idea but needs a bit of work. If youre very young i definitely see how this would be entertaining, but if youre an adult watching with those children then you might want to tune out.
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8/10
Great found footage movie!
25 April 2021
Watching this alone, in the middle of the night probably helped quite a bit im sure, but i thoroughly enjoyed this spooky flick!

Though some people might be put off with the slow start, most of the film is well done. Doing scary right without the usual jumpscares, this film has a creepy atmosphere that is done right. The acting was hit or miss but was definitely made up by scary props. Not only was this a great movie, it was decently original as well at its core. People seem to be prettt unforgiving with films so of course take the high and low ratings with a grain of salt. Its not perfect but it IS rather fun.

No i am not a paid reviewer, i just genuinely am happy i found a new little hidden gem.
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Russian Doll (2019–2022)
7/10
Not original, but not so bad.
2 February 2019
Okay I really dont understand the 10's. Its good but its far from 10.

It's definitely been done a few times especially recently it seems. Now that doesnt mean its bad. Nobody acts so bad and theres enough stuff going on to be somewhat interesting. It at least had me until the end which is more then I can say about most of whats on netflix these days.
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8/10
Not as good as the first, but still very good.
28 January 2019
Of course it has everything you love about the dragonball series, but nothing will beat the sweet rock soundtrack of the first. I wish they would experiment more with their soundtrack like they have in the past. Another downside of this movie is the off putting 3D parts that slightly feel jarring compared to the other wise 2D movie. Still a great watch from a very longtime fan.
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6/10
Such a good idea!
14 January 2019
What a fantastic idea to do a movie like this for adults. However very few of the choices actually had me excited to choose them. Most just didnt really matter because they were dull. Throw tea over computer? Okay I guess..

I must say after trying almost all the endings I could find, none of them seemed to be that exciting. All in all I was excited until about half way through then it just became underwhelming. I do hope they continue trying things like this though.
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Titans (I) (2018–2023)
9/10
Surprisingly good.
12 January 2019
I am a fan of the original teen titans and an even bigger fan of teen titans go so when i heard about this about a year ago I had some high expectations.

I know it isnt perfect, but its refreshing to see all these characters live action. Its pretty brutal at some points and a teen like drama the next. Its alittle hoaky with bad cgi, but why would that make something as bad as some people are saying it is? It certainly wont impress everyone but I'm a sucker for shows like this. Netflix is often so dry so I would definitely try at least one or 2 episodes of this if your interested
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5/10
Trying so hard to be like Tarantino or Hitchcock.
26 December 2018
But it just has none of those golden moments that make their films so watchable. A couple good actors amid a lot of mediocrity.
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9/10
So refreshing!
19 December 2018
I enjoyed this movie more then anything else made in 2018. The person I went with didnt like it too much but wow I was into this from start to finish and thats coming from a pretty critical movie goer. Visuals were A+ voice acting A+. I recommend going on mushrooms.
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Mandy (I) (2018)
5/10
Incredibly generous 5 stars
2 December 2018
The ONLY thing that made this movie even alittle bit good was when the extremely few times something interesting DID happen, they were done well. So much of this movie should have been changed edited or taken out. It was like watching a movie in slow motion most of the time. Not good.
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Overlord (2018)
7/10
Nothing special
29 November 2018
The gorey parts are gorey. The interesting parts are interesting. However the boring parts are boring and that's all you need to know at a quick glance. They had the ideas to make a good unique movie with all the experiments you see for a few minutes but they would rather dog it down with a odd soldier-has-a-heart-of-gold-and-crush plotline instead. At best this is a "good but not great" movie.
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8/10
No one can have any fun anymore.
30 September 2018
This movie was good. It was funny as a comedy and interesting as a crime movie. The Muppet characters were fresh and new and the acting was all very well done. What do people want these days? The whole theatre I was in was laughing at almost all of it. It was crude. It was gross and edgy. It was good, but not great.
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Gods of Egypt (2016)
3/10
Were people watching the same movie I was?
28 September 2018
I could have gotten over the sub-par acting, but when in multiple scenes there are obvious and easy to fix mistakes in the editing and the cgi I just cant except that. This is a movie where there are some huge stars and they couldnt even make the backgrounds look believable? Avatar did it so I think this movie could have too. Also a scene where Gerard was about a FOOT away from hitting his enemy? AND THEY LEFT THAT IN? COME ON! Obviously money was the only think on everyones mind. Awful. Completely awful. I know NO ONE who liked this movie in the least.

I have NO idea how someone could give this movie a 10. That should be reserved for gems like the godfather and the like. I dont think people understand how reviewing a movie should work.
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8/10
A lot of undeserves hate.
14 September 2018
First I would like to say its not the best. Of course its not but for what it is it does it alright. Its tense, it makes you a little paranoid and it also doesnt have too much bad acting.

I'll tell you one of the best things about it is the fact it doesnt rely on ridiculous jump scares every 10 seconds like most horror movies these days. Its a slow build and I believe we need more of these kind.

What exactly were people expecting? It is exactly what it is and its done well.
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1/10
One of the worst movies Ive ever watched.
3 September 2018
Some of the worst jokes, most boring scenes and just plain bad movie structure ive seen. Ive watched thousands and thousands of tv shows and movies and ive never been this shocked by how bad something was.

I gave it a shot because it was on netflix and made it about half before I realized that not only had I not laughed yet, but that i had no idea what was going on. Mostly because I didnt care enough to be attempting to follow whatever mess Tyler Perry had made this time. This is a hard pass unless your a big fan of his movies, and maybe even then it still isnt very good.
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Paradise PD (2018–2022)
5/10
Imagine Children Making A Show.
2 September 2018
Basically it feels like a bunch of kids in middle school who just learned about all the swear words and gross things the world has to offer got a budget to make a show for netflix. Such tired jokes and done before plots. Lots of vomit humor. Even more woah I'm high jokes.

Not very funny most of the time. I love Tom Kenny so I give it props for him but otherwise this show is a hard pass for most people it seems.

We get it guys, your edgy in 2018.
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The Package (II) (2018)
8/10
Pretty funny.
17 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I had no expectations at all because I usually dont like these dime a dozen teen sexcapade movies but about 20 minutes in I was laughing pretty hard. When he cuts his privates is when I thought the humour was incredibly funny for a film like this. I think give it a chance if you are looking for a funny no thinking film, but dont expect a masterpiece.
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3/10
From a fan of his youtube channel...
16 July 2018
I really wanted to like it, but there are so many videos made on youtube that didnt cost anything to make, that are way more humorous. Its alright if you like ashens (like I do) but too many jokes are just forced and poorly timed. Most of the actors are not very good, though ashens is the exception in this case. I get some people will like it but giving it an honest watch I just wasnt one of them. Only masterpieces deserve 9 or 10 stars and this is faaar from it so I dont understand the other reviews.
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Gotham (2014–2019)
9/10
What a surprisingly good show!
13 July 2018
I had serious doubts before finally trying this show. I thought that the premise just seemed a little dull, but after watching season 1 and just starting the second I am 100% hooked. The smart, gritty, and disturbing world of Gotham is perfectly portrayed in this series. The biggest downside would be some of the smaller actors and actresses are just kind of bad, which puts a damper on a few episodes in which they are prominently shown. Getting past that I am excited to see where this show will go!
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68 Kill (2017)
9/10
A very enjoyable film.
10 July 2018
A film that doesnt take itself seriously at all, and that works very well for a movie you dont need to invest alot in. Funny, disturbing and bloody with a ridiculous plot. I think if you want a fun time and you like grindhouse type movies, this will be enjoyable. Of course its my opinion but it helps that the lead actress is fantastic at acting crazy in this film and others.
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9/10
Actually Entertaining
12 May 2016
This review does not contain spoilers, it just talks about the actors and the general mood the film has.

I started watching this expecting to hate it quite a bit, because I really don't like Jesse as an actor at all. I was quite surprised to find myself laughing, feeling and getting excited from the very beginning. I guess you could say that this movie was "ultra" fine ;). The action was great with enough blood for someone who likes movies along the lines of Kick-ass and similar. The comedy was funny enough to punch through the serious moments of the movie to give you a quick laugh before it throws you back into the quite depressing storyline. The twists (while i expected them a mile away unfortunately) had you feeling heavily for the protagonist. My final thoughts about this movie are that Kristin Stewart really can give a great performance. Do not judge her just on twilight.

If you don't enjoy this movie even a little bit i think you really need to lighten up.
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