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Starfire Mutiny (2002)
Bad. Really, really bad.
I've seen bad movies, and let me tell you -- this movie is bad. Not Snakes on a Plane bad, not even the Benchwarmers bad. We're talking awful on par with Omega Code (remember that TBN movie?).
I'm a science fiction freak, so I am usually pretty forgiving of implausible plot lines, hyperbolic characterizations, cheesy dialog and predictable resolution as longs as there are spaceships, explosions and hot geeks saving the day. But I suppose if we live in a universe of balance, the production of this movie was necessary. (I mean, Firefly/Serenity HAD to have a yin to its yang). But really, this movie should come with a warning. Something like: THIS MOVIE MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR SOME VIEWERS, NAMELY ANYONE WHO ISN'T AN UNCOOPERATIVE PRISONER OF WAR.