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Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Breakpoint (2019)
Even the basic elements aren't available...
...like playing this game without crashing.
You're on an island thrown into the wilderness.
You can play coop or single player or player vs. player.
Here is the thing: 30% of the island is covered in snow.
When you see snow, the game crashes.
Afterwards you report to Ubisoft.
They explain:"We know about this issue and we will fix it very soon."
So this means they know about this issue and they won't fix it very soon.
In the meantime you could buy all their DLCs though.
It's not just the crashes.
You have a level system that is limited to 30 levels.
You get shiny gear every second and you're somewhat forced
to upgrade all your gear frequently.
That means that you might get a bandana level 50 in gear equipment
terms but later on you get the same bandana as level 150 in gear equipment.
Makes sense right? Not to mention that the gear level stops somewhat around
250. When a NPC dies, it doesn't close it's eyes.
Trashy dialogue, a lot of basic scripts you see repeating over and over again.
I got this game for free, because I bought a new PC.
If you bought this with conscent you either don't know what good games are or you enjoy to inflict pain upon yourself or you just wanna throw some more money at Ubisoft. It's titles like these that made it possible for Assassin's Creed to continue today. Even though the idea is dry and every version glitches more and more. I look at titles like these and think: You guys made piracy popular. Stop putting out trash games, then the consumer will buy the product in all honesty. In this kind of state, you just know that there are crackers out there that fix the issues of the game.
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
Holy schmoly!
This is my very first review of a movie and maybe the last. I watched this flick with a friend. The female character in this flick can think and speak in full sentences. The jokes are a mixture of experimental / weird / sinister humor and Manoj Shyamalan plot-twist jokes that keep you entertained at every level. This is definitely in the Scary-Movie-area or Sacha-Baron-Cohen section. If you wanna laugh more, you gotta take seriously hard drugs. The only thing that annoyed me, was the little to cheesy soundtrack. But even the score had it's parts, where it broke the 4th wall and it tried at least to be a bit original. We were watching at first this flick and after that we watched "An American Carol". American Carol has a rating of 4.3 and this one only 4.6, which really hurts me deep inside. Feels like you throw pearls before swine. Take it from me: Good comedy is rare nowadays. The film is aware of the setting that it gives you. The start is a little bumpy, but after 5 minutes you know you'll regret it, when the credits roll.