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Phantasm (1979)
A must see movie if you enjoy classic horror films.
I believe the film was great for its time the movie is great and though a lot of people say the dwarfs in the movie aren't scary or frightening at all but I believe their scary as hell. It could just be i'm scared of dwarfs but the way they run is creepy and the " Tall Man " is great doesn't say much but actions speak louder than words. This movie is great and I believe the story is a half ass decent one. I rated it a seven because the story does get a bit weird at the end but its still great film. Go rent it! Trust me your enjoy it. Since the movie was made in 1979 they did the best they could with what they had and I must say the flying ball with knives and such on it was a great ideal its really the simple things in life that are so great.
Ankle Biters (2002)
It sucks
If I could I would rate it a negative I would have. This movie is truly one of the worst anyone who buy or even rents it is a fool, the story sucks. Who ever thought of midget vampires had to be on acid and the acting is terrible, truly I rate it at the very bottom of the list. I can't believe someone would go through the trouble of making a movie like this one it was a waste of time and my time. I had no clue what it was going to be about when I rented it and when I got home and watched it I couldn't believe there were idiots making this junk they should have been banned from the camera. Again if your looking for a good substitute to sleeping pills this is great for you, if your looking for a something to blow your nose on this is good for you. But if your looking for something that is half decent this isn't good for you.